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Mordja posted:If you see Nathen Mazri struggling to lift a man-sized Garfield costume into the back of a van DO NOT go and try to help him. What are you, about a size 14? Oh good. Oh good.
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genuinely pleased that two separate people ITT were watching the same Super Password rerun
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Pastry of the Year posted:genuinely pleased that two separate people ITT were watching the same Super Password rerun It was the same person posting it twice I think.
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Nathen desperately wants to be a Bravo celebrity. That said, of course Garfield fucks, that's why he's hungry, always tired, doesn't give thirsty thots like Nermal the time of day, and kicks Odie to the curb. Everyone wants to gently caress Garfield, that's the premise; John is the superego to Garfield's id as a manifestation of Jim Davis's actual life, it's autobiographical. Garfield has always been a player, pimp, and baller.
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Nov 5, 2021 16:37
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Heathcliff all getting head while deboning a fish in one pass with his mouth. drat that's a horned-up sentence.
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Heathcliff smoking a cigar after sex and using a fishbone ashtray.
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felix fucks felines, as garfield's groin genuflects
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felix and heathcliff in a sweaty cum pile on the bed, while garf dribbles out some homeopathic jizz
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hc blasting out fondant while g wheezes out a puff of mothball dust
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Nigmaetcetera posted:It was the same person posting it twice I think. Yeah. I just forgot I posted the first time. Deleted the second post.
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necroid posted:nooo pull up
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necroid posted:nooo pull out Thread turning into a bunch of sex monsters, smdh
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Thread turning into a bunch of sex monsters, smdh The thread always has to do the opposite of Nathen, and since he turned celibate...
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Garfield does indeed gently caress, as documented by this choice musical fanfic feat. Natalie Portman (song begins at 44.30): GARFIELD - Lover and Fighter Man
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garfcel: deedee megadoodoo posted:Fully entergorged
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Strategic Tea posted:Garfield does indeed gently caress, as documented by this choice musical fanfic feat. Natalie Portman (song begins at 44.30): This entire thing is a pro-listen. By far my favorite episode of The F Plus. loving classic.
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Lmao he really is out for blood. In my headcanon, Chris Pratt is at least tangentially aware of Nathen.
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Frank Frank posted:Lmao he really is out for blood. In my headcanon, Chris Pratt is at least tangentially aware of Nathen. Chris Pratt's Deputy Head of his Internal Security Force (head is on temporary leave for not buying the correct breath mints): "Sir we have some... information. It's probably nothing but you should be aware of this individual." Chris Pratt, doing sit-ups, kegels and making a tiktok video with his child where he pretends to not understand jars: "Are they more entergaging than me, Chris Pratt from movies and television?" CPDHohISF: "..." PRATT: "ARABIOLOSIS!!!!!!!!" 
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Nov 6, 2021 17:32
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:"ARABIOLOSIS!!!!!!!!"
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reignofevil posted:Starting to feel bad for Nathan as he begins to act more and more like Mel Gibson on the floor drunkenly trying to eat a cheeseburger. I thought that was Hasselhoff.
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Honestly of all the crazy hosed up poo poo he’s ever done, expecting people to repurpose a used greasy lasagna box as a tissue holder or an empty garfacino cup as a pencil holder was the most insane
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Escape From Noise posted:I thought that was Hasselhoff. dear god it was
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Tato posted:Honestly of all the crazy hosed up poo poo he’s ever done, expecting people to repurpose a used greasy lasagna box as a tissue holder or an empty garfacino cup as a pencil holder was the most insane Also somehow the most desperate. Just flailing around trying to come up with a use to make something "environmentally friendly"
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Seth Pecksniff posted:We are witnessing a man descend into madness descend?
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His tantrums are eerily reminiscent of Chris-chan whenever he didn't win a Sonic contest lol
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reignofevil posted:dear god it was Easy mistake; one was a male actor in his 60s enjoying a hamburger, while the other was enjoying acting like a male Hamburger in the 40s
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There’s something pathological about how he keeps referring to Garfield as the orange cat Tato posted:Honestly of all the crazy hosed up poo poo he’s ever done, expecting people to repurpose a used greasy lasagna box as a tissue holder or an empty garfacino cup as a pencil holder was the most insane 
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Zefiel posted:His tantrums are eerily reminiscent of Chris-chan whenever he didn't win a Sonic contest lol This raises the terrifying “what if” scenario where Chris is a trust fund millionaire.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:He's taking this well. As well as we semi-anticipated he would, lol
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