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Lemmings are famous for being suicidal not because they blindly jump off cliffs, but because they will throw down with anybody on sight
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Nov 7, 2021 19:06
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Cats don’t get lost, they just choose to be elsewhere for a while.
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Nov 7, 2021 20:49
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withak posted:Cats don’t get lost, they just choose to be elsewhere for a while. …The assholes.
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Nov 7, 2021 21:31
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withak posted:Cats don’t get lost, they just choose to be elsewhere for a while. One of my fiancee's cats went missing for like 2 years and one day Wally just rolls right back up to her back door, meowing to be let in, looking about as good as she had when she left. She figures someone let her in their house and so Wally stayed there for a while until she got bored and wanted to come back home.
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Nov 7, 2021 22:20
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Nov 7, 2021 23:38
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Is that cat gogurt?
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Nov 7, 2021 23:54
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RandolphCarter posted:Is that cat gogurt? I assume it's the same basic stuff as Webbox Lick-e-Lix which might be the stupidest name any product has ever had. It's meat puree in a squeezy tube and my cat goes *insane* over it, to the point where I literally have to put unopened packs of it in a metal lock box because he will destroy any more fragile container that he knows contains it.
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Nov 8, 2021 00:01
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We get ones that are just thick sauce in a tube and our cat goes crazy for it.
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Nov 8, 2021 00:03
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I buy these on Amazon and my cats absolutely flip their poo poo for it.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I assume it's the same basic stuff as Webbox Lick-e-Lix which might be the stupidest name any product has ever had. It's meat puree in a squeezy tube and my cat goes *insane* over it, to the point where I literally have to put unopened packs of it in a metal lock box because he will destroy any more fragile container that he knows contains it. I think they load those with some sort of  because they do seem to really like the things.
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Nov 8, 2021 00:30
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OwlFancier posted:I think they load those with some sort of I've seen a lot of vet videos lately where they use them to distract the cats while they do stuff like give injections or clip nails. Cats litterally dont give a poo poo about anything else in the world until that tube is empty.
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Nov 8, 2021 01:21
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He’s trying to outmaneuver the sourness
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i own every Bionicle posted:He’s trying to outmaneuver the sourness The immovable object of sourness meeting the irresistible force of Labradors wanting to eat literally any object that can fit in their mouth. I feel like I've seen multiple videos of Labs with this exact problem.
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Nov 8, 2021 13:57
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this poor dog's neurological system disintegrating before our very eyes because their owners just fed them poison. MODS!??!
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goddamnedtwisto posted:The immovable object of sourness meeting the irresistible force of Labradors wanting to eat literally any object that can fit in their mouth. I feel like I've seen multiple videos of Labs with this exact problem. My dog used to do the same thing with koosh balls for textural reasons. “Ooooh toy! Play!” *CHOMP* “WTF IS THIS CURSED THING THAT MAKES MY MOUTH FEEL SO WEIRD!?”
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Cattail Sapporo usually takes red panda videos, but now and then you get something else like "Ezo squirrels in winter." They have big ear tufts! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hkx9I6oHDY
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Nov 8, 2021 17:09
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I love how the dog bounces back and forth between "Is food... but tastes bad" until finally "Is Food" wins out.
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Nov 8, 2021 17:44
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Nov 8, 2021 18:19
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Juvenile owlbear.
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FOX NECK RUBS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7KwK39Bl9s
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Really the surprising thing is that the dog didn't just yell at the lime for a while.
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Sininu posted:FOX NECK RUBS weapons-grade omfgwtf need to boop that snoot
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Glory to Italia!
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OwlFancier posted:Really the surprising thing is that the dog didn't just yell at the lime for a while. My parents had a dog who would bark at citrus. Lemons just made her so mad.
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Aren't sea snakes like horrifically venomous?
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They are but they don't often bite humans, and when they do they don't always inject venom.
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Yeah, that snake is just like, huh do I want to climb up onto this thing, nah it has a noisy bro on it. It's just minding its own business. In general, most venomous snakes have very little interest in picking a fight. There are exceptions, but generally snakes see us as predators to be avoided, not attacked. Don't gently caress with them, though, just in case.
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Kwyndig posted:They are but they don't often bite humans, and when they do they don't always inject venom. Google seems to point to this being an Olive sea snake, which is a friendly, curious sea snake that dines on crustaceans and fish eggs. Fancy! Caviar, crab, and lobster! They’re totes venomous though. Also, don’t go scuba diving during mating season on their territory. Males may mistake you for a fleeing female, loop around your limbs, and bite. quote:Divers that flee from snakes may inadvertently mimic the responses of female snakes to courtship, encouraging males to give chase. To prevent escalation of encounters, divers should keep still and avoid retaliation. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-94728-x Nothing mentioned about envenomation. Edit: apparently many male sea animals attempt to mate with humans due to poor eyesight, if you get to the end of the article. It’s pretty funny. Bored has a new favorite as of 06:32 on Nov 9, 2021 |
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Male sea snakes see human divers and react the same way the internet reacted to the giant vampire lady. "Oh, she is so large and beautiful, I must simp."
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RoboRodent posted:Male sea snakes see human divers and react the same way the internet reacted to the giant vampire lady. There’s data in that article that says that olive sea snakes, when not looking for a hookup, do tend to come over to check out humans and boats as soon as they notice them.
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Bored posted:Also, don’t go scuba diving during mating season on their territory. This applies to all animals, be they in the sea or on land. When it's mating season you better stay away because they are all gonna go crazy.
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look all this talk about mating season and territorial behavior is well and good for like biologists but my only thoughts in a situation like this will be "oh my word a snake friend is approaching come here you good boy" and that's why one day evolution will get the better of me
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My Lovely Horse posted:look all this talk about mating season and territorial behavior is well and good for like biologists but my only thoughts in a situation like this will be "oh my word a snake friend is approaching come here you good boy" and that's why one day evolution will get the better of me I celebrate your sacrifice as I cling to my ancestors fear of not-mammals with teeth. It's not like I'm any better, show me a polar bear and I'll go "albino panda!! Hug you!! Boop l4fe" 
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Bored posted:Divers that flee from snakes may inadvertently mimic the responses of female snakes to courtship, encouraging males to give chase. To prevent escalation of encounters, divers should keep still and avoid retaliation. You can't fool me, wikipedia user NotThreeSnakesInATrenchcoat.
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My Lovely Horse posted:look all this talk about mating season and territorial behavior is well and good for like biologists but my only thoughts in a situation like this will be "oh my word a snake friend is approaching come here you good boy" and that's why one day evolution will get the better of me Apparently the olive sea snakes in the study that mistook divers for lady sea snakes only bit things that were reflective during their misguided wooing attempts. From that study, it seems that olive sea snakes a pretty cool if you are not actively trying to play with or annoy them. But yeah. Thinking animals are awesome will probably lead to both of our deaths.
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