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cumshitter posted:also i had a boy over the other night and my cat wife went loving bonkers trying to show him how i'm hers. she gets insanely jealous whenever i have a boy over. she knows. hell, i delivered her children, she is straight up my cat wife. she waited until i got home from work to give birth, that's how much she loves me. god i love nanners so much what an incredible bond between a child and an animal. it's almost like a movie
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I love having my dog bark at me because she expects her playtime an hour early
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daylight savings is dumb bullshit much like your posting
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ArmZ posted:the orb provides
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me on the phone with my aunt "why is there bubble coming out of my cats baginer? what am i supposed to do?"
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whenever i have a boy over she sits between us and stares at them really hard and then he tries to sit on my chest and make me look at her instead of them. its really cute. ive had multiple boys tell me "im on a date with you and your cats"
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Consummate Professional posted:what an incredible bond between a child and an animal. it's almost like a movie instead of a boy and his dog, it's a gayby and his cat
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pretty funny that facebook’s huge idea for VR was just to sit in meetings together with helmets on. lol
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perks of being a cumshitter
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19 o'clock posted:pretty funny that facebook’s huge idea for VR was just to sit in meetings together with helmets on. I think Facebook only succeeded because their initial roll out plan created an air or exclusivity.
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Consummate Professional posted:perks of being a cumshitter
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Cat Person but instead it's an essay called Cum Shitter
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Nov 8, 2021 00:14
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someone is about to lose the gamer vote https://twitter.com/axios/status/1457486632056233984
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Packers suuuuuuck
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the coolest thing about the cat birthing process is that the little kittens come out with fur already and they shoot of hte baginer in little tube sausages filled with green fluid like the matrix. also the mother pops them with her fangs and eats them to get precious nutrients back when nanners gave birth sshe looked like a deflated balloon. im pretty sure the strongest bonding moment of her life was when i held a bowl of wet cat food for her to eat as her kits started wobbly crawling toward her nipples. she is my cat wife and im kind of interested in seeing what she would do if anyone ever attacked me, which is impossible because im the most likable person to ever exist
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Plinkey posted:someone is about to lose the gamer vote bro I'm on so many antidepressants my dingus doesn't work
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this 2000s electronica track is p trump thread also can appreciate the blues structuring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjKDEnYTyI quote:Everybody wants to be Hollywood
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also during that phase before the kittens could walk there were NO TURDS anywhere in nanner's kitten nurturing area. you can ask schnorkles why
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Nov 8, 2021 00:17
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Sherbert Hoover posted:reported I'm really tempted to queue up a ban+30 for you for making me see that. JFC what the hell is going on in here?
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Azathoth posted:I'm really tempted to queue up a ban+30 for you for making me see that. JFC what the hell is going on in here? DO SOMETHING
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    god i love nanners so much she did the work but also we got those kittens homes, except for the brain damaged one i kept who is an absolute moron who thinks the entire world is going to end every second of every day. she is sweet through
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Nov 8, 2021 00:21
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i wonder what would happen if i gave dotty xanax
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cumshitter posted:
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cumshitter posted:
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WrasslorMonkey posted:did u name it schnorkles yes also schnorkles spends too much time with his first family. he has two adopted mixed race children waiting for him here in los angeles, jewel of the coast, whenever he goes on "business trips"
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Nov 8, 2021 00:25
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Jon Irenicus posted:DO SOMETHING It is my opinion that as people who voluntarily post in the Trump thread that there is no greater punishment I can give than that which you all inflict on each other.
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Nov 8, 2021 00:25
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classically trained pop musicians giving their a-sides a double coda, love to see it folks
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like no joke me and schnorkles call each other five times a day. we're both delpha kai, we go way back
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Nov 8, 2021 00:26
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Azathoth posted:I'm really tempted to queue up a ban+30 for you for making me see that. JFC what the hell is going on in here? lmao
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Nov 8, 2021 00:27
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Azathoth posted:It is my opinion that as people who voluntarily post in the Trump thread that there is no greater punishment I can give than that which you all inflict on each other. what if i vlog myself eating it?
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*first day at college* *schnorkles is shoving poo poo into a mini fridge* "Don't touch my poo poo, frosh." youre a frosh too, dipshit *i pull out a fossilized dinosaur turd and place it on my shelf* "Whoa... what is that?" its a dinosaur turd. so cool, right? just think of how it existed for millions of years. it makes you think about how inconsequential life is, and how we only exist as specks of dust on a continuum that is inconceiv- "I can tell we're going to be friends."
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cumshitter posted:i wonder what would happen if i gave dotty xanax don't give your cat xanax
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Azathoth posted:It is my opinion that as people who voluntarily post in the Trump thread that there is no greater punishment I can give than that which you all inflict on each other. Mmm, hurts so good
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