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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i knew a guy who could open bottles with his teeth and he could also chew glass. bobcat tommy.

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Being so used to twist top bottles and cans means you really don't need a bottle opener till you actually need one and whelp, time to use scissors!

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

My girlfriend somehow set fire to a lighter yesterday trying to open a bottle with one because I don't have a bottle opener in my house.

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



One of my friends does it with his wedding ring, its the best.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



As a Canadian there is a bottle opener on the wall of the house that came pre-installed

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

...What? They want to drink...now? Why not just...get a bottle opener..?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I want Emi to just slowly keep adding members of ChocoPro to her house, until finally Ichigaya Chocolate Square somehow appears in its entirety inside her living room.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

i knew a guy who could open bottles with his teeth and he could also chew glass. bobcat tommy.

I'm now imagining if Keith Lee had been given the "Bobcat" gimmick instead and the only difference is instead of growling like a cat he had to make that creepy "sounds like a human imitating an animal" scream that Bobcats do

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


bobcat goldthwait lee

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

My girlfriend somehow set fire to a lighter yesterday trying to open a bottle with one because I don't have a bottle opener in my house.

I’ve definitely done something similar with one of those cheap rear end lighters.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

yea ok posted:

...What? They want to drink...now? Why not just...get a bottle opener..?

"Now" does not mean "later"

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

Jerusalem posted:

I want Emi to just slowly keep adding members of ChocoPro to her house, until finally Ichigaya Chocolate Square somehow appears in its entirety inside her living room.

Which would work up until the moment that Chris Brookes moves in.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I also wouldn't be shocked if Emi and Lulu didn't have driver's licenses. Being based in Tokyo specifically, and a country with a functional public transit system in general, means it may not have been necessary. And without a car, 'going to the store' in the US can be a fuckin' ordeal.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I want Emi to just slowly keep adding members of ChocoPro to her house, until finally Ichigaya Chocolate Square somehow appears in its entirety inside her living room.
I really expected you to say she just slowly keeps adding members of ChocoPro to her house until one of them can open a bottle.

Mr. Squishy posted:

Whatever it was, it must have been less than [number from bullshit AEW invoice MRT made up]
This makes me hope that WWE reached out to Meltzer with a [MRT number+1] offer.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Gaz-L posted:

I also wouldn't be shocked if Emi and Lulu didn't have driver's licenses. Being based in Tokyo specifically, and a country with a functional public transit system in general, means it may not have been necessary. And without a car, 'going to the store' in the US can be a fuckin' ordeal.

There are stories of Dusty Rhodes and I think Norman Smiley teaching driving to non american wrestlers who don't have licenses else where, so I imagine the sa.e with aew

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Elephant Ambush posted:

"Now" does not mean "later"

Thank you

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Gaz-L posted:

I also wouldn't be shocked if Emi and Lulu didn't have driver's licenses. Being based in Tokyo specifically, and a country with a functional public transit system in general, means it may not have been necessary. And without a car, 'going to the store' in the US can be a fuckin' ordeal.

Even if they do, Japan and Florida don't have reciprocity for recognising each other's driving licenses

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mr. Squishy posted:

Just when you thought Emi had figured out the kitchen.

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1457484621973790721

that's not soda, emi!!

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009
Does no one know the "slam it on the edge of a countertop" method these days? Sure, it's going to gently caress up your countertop, but when you need to have it open now...

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

patience and a flathead screwdriver always worked for me in a pinch.

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Mr. Squishy posted:

Just when you thought Emi had figured out the kitchen.

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1457484621973790721

there is a cut within that scissor blade that allows for it to be opened wth it’s right there :argh:

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
https://twitter.com/MrWarrenHayes/status/1457403049681563649

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
A tale of two tweets

https://twitter.com/realbrittbaker/status/1457545009247531014

https://twitter.com/adamcolepro/status/1457549407981907971

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!



https://instagram.com/hardrocknick?utm_medium=copy_link

I'll just link this video about his internet presence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCdbHiVPYwI

More like Bizzaro-Eddie

Also literally no surprise he's really into stupid NFTs (not like they're not stupid by nature)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/JoseAssistant/status/1457208475704913923

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/shidahikaru/status/1457505182481358852?s=20

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

yea ok posted:

...What? They want to drink...now? Why not just...get a bottle opener..?

…huh?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

The Taxman posted:

More like Bizzaro-Eddie

Also literally no surprise he's really into stupid NFTs (not like they're not stupid by nature)

It's actually a twitter meme someone got him to do a cameo reading off, but it is an uncanny pairing.

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


CarlCX posted:

It's actually a twitter meme someone got him to do a cameo reading off, but it is an uncanny pairing.

Hot drat, guess you're right

Wildly strange range for cameo plugs though

https://twitter.com/op450099/status/1456636526448857096?t=YncnbSeXyVJzyXCHsuaSJA&s=19

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Mr. Squishy posted:

Just when you thought Emi had figured out the kitchen.

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1457484621973790721

The scissors have a bottle opener on the blade :psyduck:

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


thank goodness they figured it out

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1457499161935466496

noted apple girl Mei Suruga enjoying a hard apple cider :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NULL_SIGNAL posted:

thank goodness they figured it out

The ending is glorious, hahaha

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lol

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Captain Cassowary went to a zoo in Hungary during her time off and got to see her namesake

"I was hoping to see some animals in the Budapest zoo that we don't have in Japan, but I wasn't expecting to see you! The first time I saw you in the flesh, you were so badass and cute and cool"

https://twitter.com/toribami_tjpw/status/1457340666929897476

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1457583449984798724?s=21

I guess she approves

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I was so afraid they were going to mangle their hands somehow.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?




Senpai has noticed him.

(She follows him on twitter now too lol.)

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Vandar posted:

Senpai has noticed him.

(She follows him on twitter now too lol.)

the kidd uses they, i just found out myself so i’m not coming down on ya. always feel weird about letting people know these things cause i’m awkward as hell. but hopefully it’s helpful and not agitating

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
If that's the Maki Itoh English Dub then where's the Maki Itoh English Sub? :thunkher:

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Rarity posted:

If that's the Maki Itoh English Dub then where's the Maki Itoh English Sub? :thunkher:

her western fan base

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