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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

pls do not get vaxed it gives u uncontrollable jazz hands

https://twitter.com/fsradionz/status/1456848111557492738

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
one time one of my exes dropped LSD with me and she conceived of all of our four children and the weirdest part was that we had one failson who was the most similar to me and he would live at home with us into his thirties and she was like "you'd resent him, but also he's the most like you so you'd get along with him" and now forever i carrry my unconcieved failson with me in my heart of hearts

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



https://i.imgur.com/iwXVfve.mp4

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

lolll

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cumshitter posted:

"Can I go to the bathroom Mr. Cumshitter?"

"I don't know, can you?"

my 2nd grade teacher did this to me of my first day at my new school

i hope she's burning in hell right now

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/ArgoJournal/status/1457455816433414146
:wrong:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

bring in the kittens

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the airline made the puddle of mechanically separated seagull apologize to me

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


https://youtu.be/kMOeTLLeaDU

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

king poo poo with james cromwell :haibrow:

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ex post facho posted:

Elon is such a fuckin dork

Yes, yes he is. All of the most visible billionaires are dorks.

There are no Bruce Wayne’s in the world. If you’re a billionaire with any self awareness at all, you keep your mouth shut and out of the public eye.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wtf is this headline

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1457524544433004554?t=pAfArAsLG2nsQG93masvBQ&s=19

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

don't drive when ur drunk

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
https://twitter.com/RepGosar/status/1457493879003963398F

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1457522808334995457?t=dWVkX7ItX9s9MvAojWXKpQ&s=19

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



Ryan Kelley, mayor of Allendale Michigan, the only city in Michigan with a confederate soldier statue, paid for two busloads of chuds to attend the Jan 6 insurrection.

https://twitter.com/MichiganTea/status/1457522656622923783

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Too much Dune today

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Grey Fox posted:

Too much Dune today

dune ur mom?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/tongbingxue/status/1457223008674713604?t=QToN0YMa9zPL7IB4vA368A&s=19

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010




Man Musk has issued a correction as of 03:03 on Nov 8, 2021

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


he does realize he won't shut up right?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I want this

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Shear Modulus posted:

the world's richest man is a 12 year old

richie bitch

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

the world's richest man boy has 12 high calibre rifles fixed on ur upper body at any given point in the day

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


I'm pretty sure you can buy it, it's just soup base

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

best ccr song ftr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iApz08Bh53w

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Grey Fox posted:

Too much Dune today

NEVER TOO MUCH DUNE. DUNE SOMETHING.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1457084809751285767

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ancient civilizations adjusted daily schedules to the sun more flexibly than DST does, often dividing daylight into 12 hours regardless of daytime, so that each daylight hour became progressively longer during spring and shorter during autumn.[15] For example, the Romans kept time with water clocks that had different scales for different months of the year; at Rome's latitude, the third hour from sunrise (hora tertia) started at 09:02 solar time and lasted 44 minutes at the winter solstice, but at the summer solstice it started at 06:58 and lasted 75 minutes.[16] From the 14th century onwards, equal-length civil hours supplanted unequal ones, so civil time no longer varied by season. Unequal hours are still used in a few traditional settings, such as some monasteries of Mount Athos[17] and all Jewish ceremonies.[18]

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

cumshitter posted:

gently caress, lookin' back id be so good at managing a classroom. be the constant authority figure to the one kid in the class who has problems at home, be drunk enough where he recognizes you're just like his dad, and just spend all day playing the rabbi game where you answer qeustions from students by asking them a question back

lol "the one kid in class" I think you mean over half


but srsly yeah you'd be better than me prolly

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
wonder if trumpy bear is vaxed

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


great scene as well

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

post tonight

don't fight the break of Trump

cum tomorrow

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Virgil Vox posted:

post tonight

don't fight the break of Trump

cum tomorrow

Niiiiite crew is in flight
After Dune delight

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1457077801891344386?s=20

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Niiiiite crew is in flight
After Dune delight

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/Gothamist/status/1457529304758296577


that's like 3 working months they didn't even give me memorial day at my last job :wow:

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Thoughts & prayers to the Wizard, the Virgin, the Chad, and the Thad, amen.

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