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wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Mega64 posted:

For sale: Garfield plush. Heavily used

I thought horny and secxy were both prohibited

#secxy
#pratt
#dontleaveme
#arabiolosis

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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Elephant Ambush posted:

It took Big Bird this long to get vaccinated? Jeez.
Big Bird is canonically 6. He got vaccinated as soon as he was eligible :mad:

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Does he know what any of this looks like to normal people

What do you think?

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1457524989578686466?s=21

I’m not sure I wanna know what Nathen is doing with Lambs and Sheep. And what the hell is BoEATS?

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





It could be a reference to Bo Sheep from US Acres, which would mean big big things for my personal entergagement

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Noted cannibal Bo Sheep, I guess.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hedenius posted:

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1457524989578686466?s=21

I’m not sure I wanna know what Nathen is doing with Lambs and Sheep. And what the hell is BoEATS?

I can't tell if he was actually there or this was photoshopped

The head seems brighter than the rest of it

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Little Bo Peep didn't eat the sheep in the version of the story I remember.

I guess there's only one way to find out #staybrowsed

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
God he's so greasy:

Oh Big Bird's tweeting about getting vaccinated to spread awareness that kids can now get immunized against one of the all time deadliest modern diseases?

Better call out BULLSHIT so I can work in a plug about how great Garfield is in case it means I can sell another frozen lasagna for a few dollars of profit.

Like, you dont by any means gotta hand it to them, but anti vax grifters actually, like, make money off their grift. He's just going "beep boop if I act super against mainstream medicine I will automatically get paid because I see others doing it and getting paid!"

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Seth Pecksniff posted:

The head seems brighter

I dunno I'd give him this credit

my guess is lamb chop eats because why wouldn't it be

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
big lamb lasagna never ends~
it will entergage all your friends~

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


Seth Pecksniff posted:

I can't tell if he was actually there or this was photoshopped

The head seems brighter than the rest of it

That was my first thought as well. He seems squashed.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

It's definitely photoshopped.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

If it bleets, it BoEATS

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
has his TikTok been posted? it's loving wild

https://www.tiktok.com/@nathenmazri?lang=en

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Hedenius posted:

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1457524989578686466?s=21

I’m not sure I wanna know what Nathen is doing with Lambs and Sheep. And what the hell is BoEATS?

He actually uses "stay browsed" instead of "stay tuned." Nathen: it doesn't have to be LITERAL

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Powerful Katrinka posted:

He actually uses "stay browsed" instead of "stay tuned." Nathen: it doesn't have to be LITERAL

Sounds like you're going to get left in the digital dust by refusing to evolve from a feeling species into a thinking species! Youth is an asset, not a liability!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Nov 8, 2021

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
#bo

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Feline Mind Meld posted:

has his TikTok been posted? it's loving wild

https://www.tiktok.com/@nathenmazri?lang=en
Wow, a lot more shouting at women in Arabic than his other accounts.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Knormal posted:

Wow, a lot more shouting at women in Arabic than his other accounts.

lol

ThatJesus
May 30, 2009
Is no one going to mention the gold lamb-handling mittens...?

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

ThatJesus posted:

Is no one going to mention the gold lamb-handling mittens...?

No, that's just on point for Nathen and barely registers on the mazri-scale

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

ThatJesus posted:

Is no one going to mention the gold lamb-handling mittens...?

Those are mossy oak camo gloves to cover his callused, veiny working man hands

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I am now one of Nathen's followers on Instagram. I'm not sure what I was expecting.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Futanari Damacy posted:

I am now one of Nathen's followers on Instagram. I'm not sure what I was expecting.

To be entergaged?

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

pseudanonymous posted:

To be entergaged?

He said the f-word when talking about how much he dislikes Mondays. Is this what a good brand ambassador does? I'm starting to think maybe he's not "all there".

Priestess Cashmere
Oct 9, 2012

Yikesaroo

Feline Mind Meld posted:

has his TikTok been posted? it's loving wild

https://www.tiktok.com/@nathenmazri?lang=en

Whoah. I have seen the face of entergagement, and it is

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Chris Pratt is my enemy which makes Nathen my friend.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Feline Mind Meld posted:

has his TikTok been posted? it's loving wild

https://www.tiktok.com/@nathenmazri?lang=en

Anyone know enough Arabic to translate what he's saying?

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Futanari Damacy posted:

I am now one of Nathen's followers on Instagram. I'm not sure what I was expecting.

Unpredictability is Nathen’s superpower.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I'm guessing Nathen pays for followers and likes on Instagram but not Twitter followers. I think his Twitter gives a more realistic picture of the amount of en(ter)gagement going on.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1455374756367249411

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1456968550585884674

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
That Garfield plushie has seen some poo poo

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Shocker that Nathen knows a lot about cocaine use

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
I’d like to know more about the universe’s pouncing lasagnas

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
the universe is pouncing #lasagnas for an orangy year

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

yr new gurlfrand! posted:

I’d like to know more about the universe’s pouncing lasagnas

Same here

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Not our universe, sadly.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nathan is pleading for help as that Garf-Plush can't keep the snow out of his snozz

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


All three of those people are named Nathen. :thunk:

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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So Nathen got a side hustle being a "brand ambassador" for a canadian meat farmer. Compare/contrast how the two parties presented the news of this new partnership:

Nathen


Farmer

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