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Story is pretty boring, but top comment had me cackling like a fool. AITA for buying my(23M) girlfriend(19F) fake perfume? quote:I (23M) have dated my girlfriend (19F) for a little under a year now. I’ve come to love her a lot and my love language is gift giving. My girlfriend has always been the type of girl that’s just hard not to love. She’s the definition of magnetic. Guys always approach her and understandably, she’s a high caliber girl. She could easily be anyone’s dream girl. Looks amazing and everything about her is feminine, down to her hands and how she comforts me or makes me food. She has an “expensive” look to her, but she does all her self care her self and is amazingly cost efficient about it. As a result, the kinds of guys that go after her are usually trust fund babies or are highly ambitious (med school, law school, business start-ups, things like that), despite herself not being anywhere in that tax bracket. This isn’t her fault because I’ve seen myself that she never entertains anyone but she just has that affect on people. It makes me feel like less of a man because I’m nothing like those guys and honestly it makes me feel like a bum. top comment posted:Based on your subsequent comments, this is how I'm now imagining the sequence of events:
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 03:23 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:59 |
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Yeesh
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 03:50 |
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In another comment he talks about how possessions don’t matter because we all die anyway, right after saying his love language is gift giving and he’s worried his gf is a gold digger
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 04:55 |
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Please, can we get more fake stories. More one-handed stories. More questions about how much to tip the guy who switched your cat for an identical one. Nothing can be worse than the edits thanking everyone for upvoting and post flair. I'm not 100% sure why but they bug the hell out of me.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 05:00 |
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Evil Willow posted:
It's a dizzying couch you loving idiot redditor, for the sole purpose of getting dizzy on it.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 05:14 |
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:getting dizzy on it. Oh na na na na nah. Oh na na na na nah
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 05:21 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:Please, can we get more fake stories. More one-handed stories. More questions about how much to tip the guy who switched your cat for an identical one. well, if u insist TIFU: I'm the biggest idiot on this planet quote:
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 05:29 |
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the holy poopacy posted:well, if u insist No I fully believe a redditor would do and say that in such a scenario.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 05:36 |
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AngryRobotsInc posted:To me Coke Zero tastes basically little different from regular Coke anymore, but Diet still tastes very different. I 99.9% of the time drink Diet or Zero Sugar versions of soda so I can pretend I'm making the healthier choice, but I'll still grab the regular versions if that's all the available, because I don't have a medical reason for it, so I get to taste all the different versions fairly regularly. Similarly, Zero Sugar Dr. Pepper > Diet Dr. Pepper, but I can't find that one for poo poo right now. Diet Coke makes more sense when you realize that, despite the name, it's not really trying to be a diet version of Coke and that New Coke was basically Diet Coke with HFCS instead of zero-calorie sweeteners. Nearly anything is better than the original formulation of Diet Sprite, though. That poo poo was awful.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 05:40 |
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fart in he mouth? shameful
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 05:41 |
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:It's a dizzying couch you loving idiot redditor, for the sole purpose of getting dizzy on it. It's a fainting couch, you goon, you absolute goon!
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 05:44 |
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couches can't faint, rear end in a top hat
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 06:41 |
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AITA for saying my brother ruined his own life and it's no one else's problem but his?quote:One of my cousins is engaged and they are having a wedding in another state because his future wife has 2 relatives who live there. They are in their 90s and can't travel easily. Everyone else who is invited to the wedding is not as old and is healthy and would have no problem making the 2.5 hour drive there. l, ol e: quote:The other driver was an off duty doctor and I think criminal charges could affect her job but I'm not sure. My brother was stupid. He found out his girlfriend was cheating on him after the accident but they are still on again off again, I'm not sure because he's had other girlfriends since then.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 07:37 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:couches can't faint, rear end in a top hat I swear I read this saying "couches can't fart, rear end in a top hat" and I'm convinced that you edited it quickly enough so that the edit notification didn't show up on it.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 08:10 |
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I fart constantly at home I am like a living fart engine and my wife is living in perpetual farts
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 08:12 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for saying my brother ruined his own life and it's no one else's problem but his? That second update is the overconfident "these edibles ain't poo poo" of this thread
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 08:26 |
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quote:
Trip report - good soup.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 12:21 |
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IOwnCalculus posted:Diet Coke makes more sense when you realize that, despite the name, it's not really trying to be a diet version of Coke and that New Coke was basically Diet Coke with HFCS instead of zero-calorie sweeteners. Diet coke is absolutely trying to be a diet version of coke, it's just an outdated diet version of coke that some people happen to have developed a taste for so they kept making it after new artificial sweeteners enabled them to do a better job of making a diet version of coke.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 12:47 |
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Canuckistan posted:Trip report - good soup. Thread has successfully improved one persons life, we can shut it down
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 13:06 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:This lady both rocks and rolls. She """wins""" a manipulative piece of poo poo BF that just happened to suddenly forget how to do every task asked of him that he previously completed successfully. reignonyourparade posted:Diet coke is absolutely trying to be a diet version of coke, it's just an outdated diet version of coke that some people happen to have developed a taste for so they kept making it after new artificial sweeteners enabled them to do a better job of making a diet version of coke. Aye. Pepsi used to produce a sugar free "energy drink" diet cola that slapped. It hardly tasted "diet" and had like double the caffeine. Still came in the same 12oz/20oz packaging at the same price.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 13:42 |
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My ex-wife once tried to give me a blowjob while drunk and ended up puking on my dick. It was dark so I didn't immediately realize what had happened so she slurred that everything was fine while picking chunks of curry chicken out of my pubic hair.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 14:27 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:My ex-wife once tried to give me a blowjob while drunk and ended up puking on my dick. It was dark so I didn't immediately realize what had happened so she slurred that everything was fine while picking chunks of curry chicken out of my pubic hair. lol
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 14:59 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:My ex-wife once tried to give me a blowjob while drunk and ended up puking on my dick. It was dark so I didn't immediately realize what had happened so she slurred that everything was fine while picking chunks of curry chicken out of my pubic hair. Can we edit the forums code so this will fit as a thread title, pleeeeeaaaaaase
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 15:09 |
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Corky busting in with these once in a lifetime bizarre life experiences that he has dozens of and we'd be lucky (???) to have even one of is my favorite thing in this thread since Cumshitter used to let us know how how disappointing his straight son was.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 15:19 |
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Johnny Truant posted:Can we edit the forums code so this will fit as a thread title, pleeeeeaaaaaase Does Tipsy Chick Tikka Chicken Topper Chunder not fit?
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 15:23 |
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Someone buy this man an av.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 16:41 |
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Evil Willow posted:I swear I read this saying "couches can't fart, rear end in a top hat" and I'm convinced that you edited it quickly enough so that the edit notification didn't show up on it. why would I post a lie like that?
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 16:44 |
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reignonyourparade posted:Diet coke is absolutely trying to be a diet version of coke, it's just an outdated diet version of coke that some people happen to have developed a taste for so they kept making it after new artificial sweeteners enabled them to do a better job of making a diet version of coke. I used to work for Coke R&D. Diet Coke was definitely developed as it's own beverage vs Classic Coke but Coke Zero was developed to be as close to Classic Coke as possible. The natural flavors used in Diet Coke are different than Classic Coke, uses aspartame as a sweetener, and it uses citric acid along with the phosphoric. Coke Zero uses the same natural flavor system as Classic Coke and doesn't use citric acid, along with using ace K and aspartame, because that combination has a closer sucrose equivalence and sweetener curve to HFCS.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 16:57 |
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Funktastic posted:AITA for not going along with my roommates Thanksgiving plans quote:Edit2: Few people asked, why they insist that the cousin sleeps in my room and I in the hotel, not the other way around: I don't really know. They only gave me the reason that the cousin would help with preparations and had a long travel time. My guess is they just wanted a reason the get me out completely. But that is speculation on my part. Cousin can crash on the couch. NTA. Also yes they want the foreigner out of the house and not interfering with the family festivities. OP's speculation is right. At no point should anyone go into their room.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 16:59 |
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I can't tell the difference between diet and regular coke. But, and this might be why, I really don't like cola. They both taste like cola.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 17:00 |
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:I used to work for Coke R&D. Diet Coke was definitely developed as it's own beverage vs Classic Coke but Coke Zero was developed to be as close to Classic Coke as possible.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 17:04 |
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The real sugar versions of coke, Dew, etc all tasted worse to me when I tried them. As a red blooded American I will die for HFCS
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 17:09 |
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Everyone post your favorite soda!
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 17:18 |
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i also prefer the hfcs version of coke. i live in europe now and the coke just doesn't taste right. probably a good thing since i'm less likely to buy it.
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Tetramin posted:As a red blooded American I will die
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Uncle Enzo posted:
yeah, it's that reddit tone that makes me want to be cruel
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 17:20 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Everyone post your favorite soda! A-Treat Cream Soda!! It was red!
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 17:21 |
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Never trust a red cream pie.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Everyone post your favorite soda! a crisp ale-8 is the perfect treat for sitting on the porch on a crisp autumn day
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drink moxie or gently caress off
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