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Red Oktober posted:Yay I have Covid. My unvaccinated sister and/or her unvaccinated kids passed it to my vaxxed mum, who passed it on to my vaxxed partner who - as of Friday - has not managed to pass it on to me. Small mercies. I'll be off for another PCR on Wednesday to see if booting her into the spare room was sufficient.
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Nov 8, 2021 20:18
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Lazy fucker, lacking aspiration, why doesn't he just get more jobs?
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Red Oktober posted:Yay I have Covid. Looking forward to ten days by myself in the flat! That's what you get for working a job that mandates three days a week in the office with a constantly revolving roster of people in or out because they've had a positive result. Sorry to hear that mate, hope you and yours get well soon. I found out today why one of my cousins always looks so tired. He recently split from his wife and is now living with a woman in Portsmouth. But in some bizarre bid to make it look like they haven't split (because his dad is very ill and he doesn't want to upset him) he's still driving from Portsmouth to South Wales, working and driving back again everyday. That's a 5 hour round trip and a full days work, apparently he's getting around 5 hours of sleep a day. I told him he'll end up crashing on the motorway after he falls asleep at the wheel. The ideas some people have.
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Nov 8, 2021 21:10
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My mate lives in Portsmouth and driving down from Cardiff once a year or so is pretty tiring. Doing it twice a day, five days a week, is a recipe for disaster. I know it's easier said than done but he needs to metaphorically rip the plaster off and tell his old man.
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Gambrinus posted:My mate lives in Portsmouth and driving down from Cardiff once a year or so is pretty tiring. Doing it twice a day, five days a week, is a recipe for disaster. He really does, or better yet not say anything at all. His father is being sent home because there is nothing the hospital can do now and I'm not sure he has much time left so there's no need to tell him.
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Nov 8, 2021 21:38
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look at the size of those drat titties
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crispix posted:look at the size of those drat titties my man boobs are much bigger, he really needs to try harder.
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bessantj posted:Sorry to hear that mate, hope you and yours get well soon. Gambrinus posted:My mate lives in Portsmouth and driving down from Cardiff once a year or so is pretty tiring. Doing it twice a day, five days a week, is a recipe for disaster. Wouldn't it be possible to say he has to work in Portsmouth mid-week or something so he only does it every 2-3 days?
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it was a Serious, Professional, Moderate, Adult discussion. not some shady, sleazy backroom uhh, uhhh "talks", hmpf 
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Nov 8, 2021 22:13
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can we really not think of something better to criticise Boris over than "he fat lol"
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Nov 8, 2021 22:14
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a pipe smoking dog posted:my man boobs bring all the boys to the yard
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Nov 8, 2021 22:20
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bessantj posted:He really does, or better yet not say anything at all. His father is being sent home because there is nothing the hospital can do now and I'm not sure he has much time left so there's no need to tell him. I take it his dad is in Wales? It sounds like he needs to explain to his new girlfriend that he needs to be near his father. They can alternate weekends in Wales and Portsmouth if necessary. Losing a parent is incredibly stressful and I would hope a partner would understand the circumstances and not try to compete for attention with a dying man.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Wouldn't it be possible to say he has to work in Portsmouth mid-week or something so he only does it every 2-3 days? Oh the company he works for has an office in Portsmouth, he could work there 5 days a week. Lady Demelza posted:I take it his dad is in Wales? It sounds like he needs to explain to his new girlfriend that he needs to be near his father. They can alternate weekends in Wales and Portsmouth if necessary. Losing a parent is incredibly stressful and I would hope a partner would understand the circumstances and not try to compete for attention with a dying man. In fact his new partner has suggested he say here full time and she'll come up on the weekend. However, my cousin has a history of taking the wrong option every single time.
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Julio Cruz posted:can we really not think of something better to criticise Boris over than "he fat lol" thread is very inconsistent on when it's OK to poke fun at someone's appearance and when it's not. he is fat though lol
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Nov 8, 2021 22:48
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Boris Johnson said that "voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts" but the monkey paw curls and you're now married to Boris Johnson.
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Julio Cruz posted:can we really not think of something better to criticise Boris over than "he fat lol" Sure, but sometimes you gotta play the classics
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Julio Cruz posted:can we really not think of something better to criticise Boris over than "he fat lol" You sound... not thin. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 8, 2021 23:03
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NotJustANumber99 posted:You sound... not thin. You really are the new Pissflaps
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Yeah. That was below the, not inconsiderable belt, but Julio Cruz is one of my sworn enemies. I regret that and wouldn't do it to most other people.
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https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1457827954919198733 And I'm too lazy to go back to find who it was who suggested this....  ... but thank you. I'm two days in, and can't recommend it enough.
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Nov 8, 2021 23:19
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The addition that His Divine Shadow recommended which also hides that bit is also very good, it's like your posting enemies don't even exist.
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Nov 8, 2021 23:36
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Nov 8, 2021 23:39
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Nov 8, 2021 23:47
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It's been long enough that I put someone on my Ignore list that I'd forgotten there are 13 people on it. Also, this is fun. Not the Serco-employed staff on poo poo wages (that's just Serco), but the not-far-off-simultaneous announcement that Serco are pulling the plug on their Facilities contract with Barts Health NHS Trust because they're not making enough money from it. Get hosed, Serco.
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Nov 8, 2021 23:50
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WhatEvil posted:Don't sign your posts. 
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kecske posted:thread is very inconsistent on when it's OK to poke fun at someone's appearance and when it's not. personally I lean more towards "never", but generally ITT it's more acceptable if the thing you're mocking is a personal choice (like Michael Fabricant's hair) rather than something the person can't control
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Nov 9, 2021 00:12
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Ah, so this is why I am not hailed as a comedy god.
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Julio Cruz posted:personally I lean more towards "never", but generally ITT it's more acceptable if the thing you're mocking is a personal choice (like Michael Fabricant's hair) rather than something the person can't control Boris johnson could control his weight if he wanted to though? Not that I agree thats theres any value in this arbitrary determination of pisstaking. For instance, is being an alcoholic something you can "control" as you've taken the piss numerous times out of Starmer for being one, for instance. It seems more like you just fancied calling someone out and trying to make them feel bad for saying a thing they didnt really think about
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Failed Imagineer posted:Fabricant doesn't have a choice about the hair - he lost a very serious forfeit and it was either the wig or accept banishment I thought it was a firmware setting that you can't change without a special usb adaptor cable that only Tyrell dealers have.
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My revulsion for Johnson knows no bounds. He is unspeakably unspeakable. ^^ this comment is unrelated to the comment above, I've been working on how many words for vile I can come up with to describe it, the thing, for some minutes now.
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stev posted:Boris isn't really that fat anyway so eh. He's clearly a man who likes Big Dinners, but not quite a Unit
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stev posted:Boris isn't really that fat anyway so eh. He's a big lad who generally dresses well enough to hide it, but comparing those pics of him at the hospital to the topless pap shots of him on holiday I'm seriously beginning to suspect a bit of corsetry going on.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:comparing those pics of him at the hospital to the topless pap shots of him on holiday
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