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by sebmojo
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It’s me the hobbit themed menu from Denny’s like a decade ago
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Nov 10, 2021 03:57
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May 30, 2024 05:09
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- Escape From Noise
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Another idea for Reynolds: A turkey, that is in a huge burrito, or maybe chimichanga? I'm still figuring out the details. Hit me up later. We'll hash it out!
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Nov 10, 2021 04:21
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Thanksgiving dinner...but it's...*record scratch* breakfast? Cover your turkey in fried eggs, bacon, and turkey gravy hollandaise sauce, and stuff it with a biscuit and sausage stuffing. HIRE ME REYNOLDS!
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Nov 10, 2021 04:25
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- kalel
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Also, I should point out that my sister was a goon during the earlier iteration of the 'yob -- EvoBaby says hello and hopes y'all are well.
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Nov 10, 2021 04:26
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Thanksgiving dinner...but it's...*record scratch* breakfast? Cover your turkey in fried eggs, bacon, and turkey gravy hollandaise sauce, and stuff it with a biscuit and sausage stuffing. HIRE ME REYNOLDS!
Wait! No! Wendy's Breakfast turkey!
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Nov 10, 2021 04:27
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Also, lest we forget...
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Nov 10, 2021 04:29
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Wait! No! Wendy's Breakfast turkey!
Still hungry after your meal? try the new Wendys Frosturkey - a full size turkey fully cooked, cooled, cooled even more and then pumped full of 3 lbs of Frosty
served with a small order of fries for dipping
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Nov 10, 2021 04:31
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Still hungry after your meal? try the new Wendys Frosturkey - a full size turkey fully cooked, cooled, cooled even more and then pumped full of 3 lbs of Frosty
served with a small order of fries for dipping
drat! Looks like that Reynolds job is going to get stolen out from under me!
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Nov 10, 2021 04:33
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Snuggle bear looks maniacal, clutching that final fantasy sized knife.
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Nov 10, 2021 04:37
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Snuggle bear looks maniacal, clutching that final fantasy sized knife.
I can hear the "oh poo poo" superboss music from Final Fantasy 6 in my head lol
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Nov 10, 2021 04:39
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I bought a good steel wok when I moved, because all my pans were packed and I needed something to cook on. Everything I've been cooking in it has turned out fantastic, and now my pans have arrived... I don't even think I'm going to use them. The wok is all.
All you need is wok
All you need is wok
All you need is wok, wok, wok
Wok is all you need.
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Nov 10, 2021 04:46
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I bought a good steel wok when I moved, because all my pans were packed and I needed something to cook on. Everything I've been cooking in it has turned out fantastic, and now my pans have arrived... I don't even think I'm going to use them. The wok is all.
All you need is wok
All you need is wok
All you need is wok, wok, wok
Wok is all you need.
man I want to learn like real wok cooking
I have one and I've done some cool poo poo with it but man watching Chinese cooking videos on Youtube is like 
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Nov 10, 2021 04:51
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I bought a good steel wok when I moved, because all my pans were packed and I needed something to cook on. Everything I've been cooking in it has turned out fantastic, and now my pans have arrived... I don't even think I'm going to use them. The wok is all.
All you need is wok
All you need is wok
All you need is wok, wok, wok
Wok is all you need.
Don't talk the talk, if you can't wok the wok.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:00
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man I want to learn like real wok cooking
I have one and I've done some cool poo poo with it but man watching Chinese cooking videos on Youtube is like
Apparently, to do it really authentic you need a very powerful burner from what I understand.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:01
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Also I thought BYOB would enjoy this story from the GBS work thread
The funniest thing I ever overheard from my hidden corner cubicle was--well, for context, our town hall is also our police department. They have a little room in the back that's extremely difficult to find, because the building used to be part of an army base. There are two full-time police officers. The one who isn't the police chief was in the main office, gossiping with the receptionist and the clerk, as he often does.
I tune out conversations most of the time, but tuned back in when I realized that, for some reason, the officer and the receptionist were trying to explain the concept of resin to the clerk. At some point the clerk had found out that weed shops were selling resin, and did not understand what it was. The officer admitted to also not being clear on this matter. The receptionist therefore took the lead in explaining that resin was what was left 'after smoking a doobie'. She explained, with great confidence, that stoners roll 'used doobies' into 'roaches' which they then put in their bongs to smoke. The clerk was astonished that anyone would pay money for 'used doobies', while the officer marveled that the receptionist was so knowledgeable.
I am 32. The receptionist is my age.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:03
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Apparently, to do it really authentic you need a very powerful burner from what I understand.
I finally have a gas stove, so while it's not the restaurant spec jet engine burner, it's hot HOT HOT!
The stove also has an adaptor ring for round bottom woks which I did not know was there until after I'd bought this one, but even though it's flat at the base it's still rounded.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:08
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I finally have a gas stove, so while it's not the restaurant spec jet engine burner, it's hot HOT HOT!
The stove also has an adaptor ring for round bottom woks which I did not know was there until after I'd bought this one, but even though it's flat at the base it's still rounded.
Gas stoves are where it's at. I've decided against getting certain apartments because of electric stovetops.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:13
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I finally have a gas stove, so while it's not the restaurant spec jet engine burner, it's hot HOT HOT!
The stove also has an adaptor ring for round bottom woks which I did not know was there until after I'd bought this one, but even though it's flat at the base it's still rounded.
oooooo I always wanter one of those ring stand things
Yeah I had a real nice gas range at my last place and it could get the wok hot, but not like, hot
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Nov 10, 2021 05:19
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From my understanding you need something bigger than what's on a standard stovetop. Like this size or so?
You can still use a household stovetop but the secret to that sorta toasty taste you get at Chinese restaurants is at least partially getting that wok hotter than hell!
I just found it interesting. Not trying to correct or anything.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:23
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It's also my understanding that legit wok use involves getting it hot as hell.
We have an electric stove and a flat bottomed wok and I do okay with it. Ms cruft is always afraid to turn it up to 10 so she uses the wok more like a frying pan, but the food still gets cooked either way, so I guess it's working out for us!
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Nov 10, 2021 05:28
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From my understanding you need something bigger than what's on a standard stovetop. Like this size or so?
You can still use a household stovetop but the secret to that sorta toasty taste you get at Chinese restaurants is at least partially getting that wok hotter than hell!
I just found it interesting. Not trying to correct or anything.
I never thought to just... buy a burner thing like this, ha.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:34
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I never thought to just... buy a burner thing like this, ha.
A lot of apartments in Japan will have like a hose Barb for gas where you hook up a stovetop on the counter. Same with some restaurants. Some places will have like a plug in the wall for gas with a little cover and a sorta quick release hose they can attach for tabletop burners for hot pot dishes or whatever. So it's not so hard to find here. My current apartment has a built in stovetop in the counter though.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:37
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Getting ready for a very stoner Thanksgiving.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:48
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I'm starting to suspect these are like ai generated novelty turkey recipes
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Nov 10, 2021 05:49
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- alnilam
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Snickers Finger Family Elsa Spiderman Turkey (Best Quality) - from Reynolds
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Nov 10, 2021 05:50
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There is some evidence to back up your theory...
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Nov 10, 2021 05:52
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ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
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there are ways to get some level of wok hei on a home burner but one of the things is that woks rule and using them is cool
theres a lot of cool wok history and methods like using a thing to dynamically control the gas output with your foot so you could get those flames shooting very high and over the wok lip, but the actual flame is less hot than most stoves
a wok ring does do a pretty respectable job on a gas range for stir fries and the like though, wok yeah
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Nov 10, 2021 06:17
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I definitely have and use a wok. Thinking about getting a better one someday.
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Nov 10, 2021 06:34
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I definitely have and use a wok. Thinking about getting a better one someday.
My problem is that if I learn how to make fried rice at home, and if I get good at it, I will need them to tear the door frames out when they eventually drag my rice filled carcass out
it will not take long
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Nov 10, 2021 06:39
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I'm back and I won't say f**to m**o again.
your avatar is someone hacking Michael Myers into FF7
that is my personal canon
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Nov 10, 2021 06:54
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Pretty sure any dish with "surprise" in the name is going to be real exciting.
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Nov 10, 2021 07:11
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Combining traditions.
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Nov 10, 2021 07:19
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- They Might Be
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Also, lest we forget...
This but I'm leaving the pickles on the case of sliders
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Nov 10, 2021 07:34
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i also had a burriot tonight but from the smoked jalapeno place because it's next to the grocery store and we had to go grocery shopping
please tell me of these smoked jalapenos
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