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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Did Dr Bashir give everyone an extra dick for the secret surgically altered to be Klingon mission

Don't want to get found out at the urinals

These are the big questions

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Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica

MikeJF posted:

Did Dr Bashir give everyone an extra dick for the secret surgically altered to be Klingon mission

Don't want to get found out at the urinals

These are the big questions

it's well understood that surgically creating klingon dicks for everyone was bashirs favorite part of the mission

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

it's well understood that surgically creating klingon dicks for everyone was bashirs favorite part of the mission

"Here are holographic representations of over 30,000 actual scanned Klingon genitalia. Note the different ridge patterns, and the variable projections of the, er 'prominences', some being what we call 'overslung' and others--"

"They're... They're all moving slightly. Individually, in unison, undulating..."

"Hypnotic, isn't it? Here, let me turn on the scent simulators."

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

much like norse berserkers, klingon ground troops fight completely nude. they wave their genitals mockingly at their enemies. this was depicted in the ds9 ep where jake is a cowardly war correspondent.

the klingon navy wears armor because space is cold

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

MikeJF posted:

Did Dr Bashir give everyone an extra dick for the secret surgically altered to be Klingon mission

Don't want to get found out at the urinals

These are the big questions

sisko kept his

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I'm watching S7 Episode 16 Thine Own Self and Data is not having any of this bullshit 4 elements nonsense.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Hollismason posted:

I'm watching S7 Episode 16 Thine Own Self and Data is not having any of this bullshit 4 elements nonsense.

They make perfect sense to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Hollismason posted:

I'm watching S7 Episode 16 Thine Own Self and Data is not having any of this bullshit 4 elements nonsense.

Whenever I watch that episode and that lady gives her lecture about the four elements I'm like "Yeah ok that makes sense, she's probably right"

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

holy loving poo poo i just got lost and didn't notice were i was and i saw "Modern Star Treak Thread" in TVIV and i nearly had a heart attack thinking yall changed the gbs one

naem
May 29, 2011

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Morn cups :eyepop:

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

OMFG DO WANT

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I wonder if you can still buy those.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Searching for those I came across an etsy shop that once had invitations, but they're sold out. :smith:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Should I go back and watch Sub Rosa. I've always skipped it in my watches of TNG because it was so bad. I'm nearing the end of my TNG run

Doggles posted:

Searching for those I came across an etsy shop that once had invitations, but they're sold out. :smith:



That's awesome

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



holy poo poo

keep it warm for morn indeed

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

8 invitations to Star Trek parties? Note the use of the plural.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Got to Season 7 Episode 18 Genesis and Reginald Barclay is back and its loving great because seriously that would be me " Yeah I obviously have terrelian death syndrome"


Why does Data not have Spot spayed. It makes no sense.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

why they gotta be racist toward fereng? federation is so racist toward ferengi. you could have a race of baby murderers and the academy would teach tolerance and still "warn" cadets about the big eared space jews smh.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
the most unbelievable thing about this episode is Data not having Spot spayed.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Winifred Madgers posted:

8 invitations to Star Trek parties? Note the use of the plural.

Label on the pack says "five year mission"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
It just makes Data seem like a irresponsible pet owner

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Babylon 5 pack labeled "it failed"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Worf hosed things up with his new improved torpedos and weapons and now Picard is going out after a torpedo. Just let it go seriously its one torpedo.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Hey dude, wanna come to my Star Trek party?

Sure, what are we watchin'?

DS9

Oh... I think I'm not gonna show

What, you don't like DS9? It's the best one!

I know! I GET BONERS WHEN I WATCH DS9

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Hollismason posted:

Worf hosed things up with his new improved torpedos and weapons and now Picard is going out after a torpedo. Just let it go seriously its one torpedo.

It's Starfleet ordinance, you don't want the Romulans picking up or having it hit someone or something. A photon torpedo hitting a planet would an utter disaster.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Winifred Madgers posted:

Babylon 5 pack labeled "it failed"

llol

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Still going through my first full watch of the Enterprise and hit the episode Horizon.

The dude playing Mayweather ...isn't that great as an episode lead. I have seen more convincing performances on porn flicks than what that was.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Der Kyhe posted:

Still going through my first full watch of the Enterprise and hit the episode Horizon.

The dude playing Mayweather ...isn't that great as an episode lead. I have seen more convincing performances on porn flicks than what that was.

This is why he pretty much never gets another Mayweather-focused episode again.

There might be like... one more attempt at it at some point? But Horizon is definitely the point where Mayweather just transitions to being a glorified extra who occasionally shows bulging muscles (because ENT is The Awkward Early-2000s Horny Trek).

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


He gets to cut loose a bit more in the mirror episodes, but not much.

naem
May 29, 2011

Mulaney Power Move posted:

why they gotta be racist toward fereng? federation is so racist toward ferengi. you could have a race of baby murderers and the academy would teach tolerance and still "warn" cadets about the big eared space jews smh.

capitalism caused the destruction of human society pre-federation also the ferengi are just “americans”

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Der Kyhe posted:

Still going through my first full watch of the Enterprise and hit the episode Horizon.

The dude playing Mayweather ...isn't that great as an episode lead. I have seen more convincing performances on porn flicks than what that was.

Yeah, you can tell they wanted to give him a chance to be a lead character for once and he just can not pull it off. The rest of the cast are fine but in every single scene they're running rings around him without even trying. He had the emotional range of driftwood.

I will say he fairs just a little better in a season four episode where he's kinda-sorta the lead again. The one where he and Malcolm are possessed by aliens observing the crew while they deal with that silicone virus.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hollismason posted:

Got to Season 7 Episode 18 Genesis and Reginald Barclay is back and its loving great because seriously that would be me " Yeah I obviously have terrelian death syndrome"


Why does Data not have Spot spayed. It makes no sense.

Maybe he did have her spayed. And then had her unspayed. By TNG they can totally grow your gonads back if you change your mind.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

naem posted:

capitalism caused the destruction of human society pre-federation also the ferengi are just “americans”

Lol, Frengi never had chattel slavery and prolonged warfare.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I think there’s even an episode of DS9 where Quark points out how much worse the history of humans are compared to them and that they aren’t that similar at all

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Automatic Slim posted:

Lol, Frengi never had chattel slavery and prolonged warfare.

Ferrengi have chattel slavery during the show.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they do the smug british thing, where they enslave people and then sell them, but they do not keep the slaves themselves (except when they do).

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

CainFortea posted:

Ferrengi have chattel slavery during the show.

No TRUE Ferengi.

Besides, Feeemales aren't actually people. :smuggo:

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Nov 10, 2021

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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
It wouldn’t have worked well for the episode or the message but I’m pretty sure realistically Sisko would’ve said “actually you guys did and currently do in fact engage in the ownership and trade of slaves”

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