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AreWeDrunkYet posted:I'm curious what this means since it wasn't phrased as "she's a model". places like modelling agencies tend to also employ very attractive people even for admin roles because god forbid anyone in those circles be forced to look at at fat person Edit: lovely snipe, have some more "weddings should be banned" content quote:
OP posted a picture of this exquisite piece of fine jewellery.... AceClown fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Nov 10, 2021 |
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Scaevolus posted:My grandparents don’t approve of my relationship with my black boyfriend, and don’t want me (F24) to marry him (26). I don’t know what to do, since I don’t want to lose either of these people (my boyfriend and my grandparents). One upside of is that you can sometimes weaponise it in cases like this to make people have to deal with their own poo poo. Though can be a crapshoot given how many people will instantly discard the decorum they otherwise enforce on everyone else the moment they don't get their way.
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duck trucker posted:Yeah she talked about how much she wanted that Jeep and then immediately throws it back in her husband's face once he gets her one. She's the rear end in a top hat even ignoring that she wants a stupid loving Tesla The wife is the rear end in a top hat in context, but making significant financial decisions without consulting your partner is just plain bad relationshipping either way. Using a five figure purchase as a surprise gift because commercials make it seem like a fun idea is all sorts of bad decision making.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:I'm curious what this means since it wasn't phrased as "she's a model". She could do one of the many jobs associated with a modeling agency that isn't being a model such as advertising, graphic design, photography, billing, clerical work, etc.
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Invisible Clergy posted:She could do one of the many jobs associated with a modeling agency that isn't being a model such as advertising, graphic design, photography, billing, clerical work, etc. But then her "conventional attractiveness" is irrelevant? It's a non-sequitur as written. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Nov 10, 2021 |
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Since bridezilla said she picked the modeling agency employee over OP's gf because she was the prettier one, it seems like normal information to include. Found a very good one. AITA for commissioning fetish art of an acquaintance's GF? quote:A friend of a friend has a girlfriend that I find insanely attractive. I would also like to imagine that I am not a creep and have been nothing but respectful to the two of them in all my dealings, but I did do something that is making my definitely rethink whether I overstepped. Despite using a burner, OP's being lovely and coy and hasn't provided any useful information on what the fetish is. Comedy answer is this is the wonderbread guy, but there's no way he'd even pretend he felt bad about being a creep. What are peoples' guesses about the fetish in question? It's something he thinks doesn't clock as sexual, is somewhat obscure, and a picture of someone doing it looks innocuous. My guess is his friend's gf was smoking a cigarette. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Nov 10, 2021 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Since bridezilla said she picked the modeling agency employee over OP's gf because she was the prettier one, it seems like normal information to include. "I was confronted by the friend for whom the friend is a friend on this matter" What does this mean? Also the fact that people instantly knew it was him makes me think he's not at all subtle about this fetish but thinks no one can detect when he's being a creep.
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Invisible Clergy posted:What are peoples' guesses about the fetish in question? It's something he thinks doesn't clock as sexual, is somewhat obscure, and a picture of someone doing it looks innocuous. My guess is his friend's gf was smoking a cigarette. Too normal. I'm guessing it's something like clownification.
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im not jacking it to your gf im just jacking it to my inflation diaper fart fetish that happens to look exactly like your gf dont kinkshame
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Beachcomber posted:Too normal. I'm guessing it's something like clownification. I'm going to come to the Joker
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Beachcomber posted:Too normal. I'm guessing it's something like clownification. He slips towards the end and says that the original unaltered image also fit his kink ("the original IG picture was not sexy for the general public and only hits for people with my kink"). My guess is amputee fetish, and she was in a pose that hid an arm or leg from the camera. And the 'transformative' art is basically just a bad trace job, because people who pay for kink art often have tragically low standards.
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a pose that wouldn't read as sexy to anyone but people with this specific fetish, and that you might post normally to instagram eating? drinking? i have no idea edit: amputation would make sense tbh
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Giantess / vore fetish.
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Heliotrope posted:"I was confronted by the friend for whom the friend is a friend on this matter" Translating from ponytail to English, I think what he means is the friend, through whom he knows the acquaintance with the hot gf, confronted him on his behavior. There is a 0% chance OP is in any way subtle about whatever his fetish is. Beachcomber posted:Too normal. I'm guessing it's something like clownification. It's probably something like that, but I don't know how well that specifically fits. I struggle to think of an innocuous "feeling cute today" public instagram post would be an obvious trigger for someone to say "man, this image has gotta be jokerized" but perhaps that's a deficiency on my part. Amputee, giantess, and vore are also very sound guesses. Would love if people could keep an eye on this on the off chance OP updates.
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spouse posted:This is the first story I've read where someone described a person as "conventionally attractive" where they weren't the rear end in a top hat. I had no idea wtf it meant before my wife explained to me that conventionally attractive means the person in question would be fine to photograph/film for use in advertising for the average product marketed towards the average demographic in a given geographical region and it blew my mind, basically regional inoffensively attractive people like the vanilla ice cream of hotties
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Invisible Clergy posted:Translating from ponytail to English, I think what he means is the friend, through whom he knows the acquaintance with the hot gf, confronted him on his behavior. Its something boring, common to be seen semi publicly, and obvious this dude is horny for it so since the feet square on the bingo is taken its knee high socks
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Barudak posted:Its something boring, common to be seen semi publicly, and obvious this dude is horny for it so since the feet square on the bingo is taken its knee high socks no he said it's a weird fetish
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based on what weird poo poo people try to commission from me, i'm going to go with wedgie art
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I assume it's the same guy that was turned on by white crew socks. Also I caught up on the thread ! Neighbor assumed someone spent the night while my husband was gone, which lead to his Christmas surprise being ruined quote:I'm not really sure if this is the best place to post this. I'm also not sure how to move forward with my neighbor after this incident. We're very close friends with our neighbors, which makes this so much worse. 10 AM! Pretty suspicious!
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Barudak posted:Its something boring, common to be seen semi publicly, and obvious this dude is horny for it so since the feet square on the bingo is taken its knee high socks Someone just told on their own zettai ryouiki hornitude hehe
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blatman posted:I had no idea wtf it meant before my wife explained to me that conventionally attractive means the person in question would be fine to photograph/film for use in advertising for the average product marketed towards the average demographic in a given geographical region and it blew my mind, basically regional inoffensively attractive people It means white and thin.
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darkwasthenight posted:It means white and thin.
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I assume it's the same guy that was turned on by white crew socks. Also I caught up on the thread ! Ok, am I the weird one for not wanting to interact with my neighbors beyond occasionally waving and saying "good morning"? Because poo poo like this would be really easy to avoid by just not interacting with them.
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Laopooh posted:Someone just told on their own zettai ryouiki hornitude hehe Trap sprung
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I (25F) want to break up with my terminally ill boyfriend (29M)quote:My boyfriend and I have been together for two years now. We've always had a really good relationship and I really have always loved him with all of my heart. A few months ago we found out that an illness he had been struggling about it terminal, giving him less than a year to live. This was probably the hardest thing either of us had ever heard, but I promised to stick by him no matter what, and to love him as hard as I could regardless.
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I (25F) want to break up with my terminally ill boyfriend (29M) hoooo boy
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8one6 posted:Ok, am I the weird one for not wanting to interact with my neighbors beyond occasionally waving and saying "good morning"? Because poo poo like this would be really easy to avoid by just not interacting with them. I like to interact a bit more with mine for cat-feeding-when-away type favours, but yeah, going over for drinks and interrogation is a bit above and beyond.
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I (25F) want to break up with my terminally ill boyfriend (29M) She should take the initiative and ghost him first.
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Being confronted with your own imminent mortality can be some disconcerting poo poo. He shouldn't have betrayed the trust, though. Now's the time to be at your best.
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8one6 posted:Ok, am I the weird one for not wanting to interact with my neighbors beyond occasionally waving and saying "good morning"? Because poo poo like this would be really easy to avoid by just not interacting with them. No, not at all. That's the ideal way of interacting with neighbors. DeadMansSuspenders posted:I (25F) want to break up with my terminally ill boyfriend (29M) "Should I break up with my boyfriend who cheated on me?" Yes.
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Invisible Clergy posted:No, not at all. That's the ideal way of interacting with neighbors. My significant other and her ex husband are both very chummy with all of their neighbors. I find it to be the weirdest things about them.
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I live next to a pair of pleasant old ladies who love my cats and I chat with them at least every few weeks? It is nice.
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AITA for "disrespecting" our friend who died at a high school reunion?quote:When I was in high school we had a guy we called Cheeseburger. He was fat and hilarious, funniest guy I've ever met. We called him cheeseburger because he used to always talk about how much he wanted a cheeseburger. One day, the whole class came together and bought him cheeseburgers. He ate 4 cheeseburgers in a minute, which was the current world record for a time (furious pete set it) but now its 5 by some Filipino. That same day he also ate 67 burgers. I remember we were all pissed off he couldn't eat 2 more to get 69. Dude was a loving legend. He ate cheeseburgers like everyday. He also did comedy acts at items and was hilarious. He was on the rugby team, he was really fat but still able to run somewhat fast, dude was 193 cm and like 150 kg. Our rugby strategy was to give him teh ball and just line up behind him he'd just push through everything and if he was suck we would just push him until he pushed through their lines.
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keep punching joe posted:She should take the initiative and ghost him first.
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HazCat posted:He slips towards the end and says that the original unaltered image also fit his kink ("the original IG picture was not sexy for the general public and only hits for people with my kink"). I'm not dying on the hill of my specific guess, but I was using the idea that the face and hair were completely changed, which why would a tracer do that if it wasn't part of the kink? If the picture was already kinky, why have it altered at all? The whole post might just be bait to trigger conversations like this.
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I (25F) want to break up with my terminally ill boyfriend (29M) I feel the shape of a brilliant pun in here, something about being committed to your partner until they're cold in the ground and the dude being ice cold, or maybe something about the relationship being one loose end he tied up? Someone please figure it out because it's killing me.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for "disrespecting" our friend who died at a high school reunion? Is this the adaptation of a 50s comic book
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I feel the shape of a brilliant pun in here, something about being committed to your partner until they're cold in the ground and the dude being ice cold, or maybe something about the relationship being one loose end he tied up? Someone please figure it out because it's killing me. keep punching joe posted:She should take the initiative and ghost him first.
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8one6 posted:Ok, am I the weird one for not wanting to interact with my neighbors beyond occasionally waving and saying "good morning"? Because poo poo like this would be really easy to avoid by just not interacting with them. poo poo like that can happen anywhere with anyone though. My neighbors aren't my best friends, but we take care of each other's poo poo when we're away though (and exchange gifts on occasion).
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for "disrespecting" our friend who died at a high school reunion? This is so sad, why can't people just love people for who they are Cheeseburger, at least a couple of your crew kept it real. Peace, brother
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