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competitive tetris gamer is happy that new tetris titles are bringing in a bigger, younger fanbase but is bothered that nobody seems to care about or respect the game's lore
"It's just not the Tetris I grew up with." said Roscoevich when asked about Tandy Corporation's decision to give the pieces backstories related to popular emojis.
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Nov 3, 2021 22:02
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We all come from broken homes, broken hearts and broken bones (ken boooonneee)
the mic-ro-phone's connected to-the, Ken-Bone
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Nov 3, 2021 23:43
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- Dip Viscous
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the brown note but it's for visuals instead of audio
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Nov 4, 2021 03:39
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- Karate Bastard
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A bob ross painting that hits just the right visual cues to trigger absolutely violent emptying of the bowels in onlookers
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Nov 4, 2021 08:28
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- Karate Bastard
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Tragedy ensues when the protective blankets accidentally slip aside during transport to the Louvre
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Nov 4, 2021
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Nov 4, 2021 08:30
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- Karate Bastard
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For they didn't reach the loouvre in time, you see
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Nov 4, 2021 08:47
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- Karate Bastard
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Ah, you signed the agreement! How about if I *teleports behind you* counter sign it
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Nov 4, 2021 11:47
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Having an ironic punishment that is solitary confinement in the sliding room from Jamiroquai's virtual insanity video clip
Hell or just living there
Jestery fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Nov 4, 2021
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Nov 4, 2021 12:41
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Cars don't have a good designated way of signaling "I'm sorry" to another driver, so drivers in Germany have adopted the practice of using a short horn press for that purpose. They call it a "toot mir leid".
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Nov 4, 2021 16:17
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- Dip Viscous
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For they didn't reach the loouvre in time, you see
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Nov 5, 2021 06:56
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Cthulhu's dorky little nephew with a propeller hat.
e: Shogzooky?
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Nov 5, 2021
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Nov 5, 2021 16:49
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Super Egoo. It's like the mood slime from Ghostbusters II but morally judgemental.
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Nov 5, 2021 22:20
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Super Egoo. It's like the mood slime from Ghostbusters II but morally judgemental.
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Nov 8, 2021 17:03
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My friend Jim Wong was telling me the most unbelievable story the other day. He said that when he drives to work, he never comes across a red light. Sometimes the light turns yellow, but he always gets through the intersection before it turns red. And he doesn't speed up, either. But where it gets weird is when he's driving with his wife, (Cindy Wong, by the way. Lovely lady) it's red lights all the way. He gets caught at every intersection. He can't explain it.
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Nov 8, 2021 17:15
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- Karate Bastard
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From drum'n'bass we got russian hardbass which then evolved into dumbass
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Nov 8, 2021 18:23
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Omfg ouch lol
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Nov 8, 2021 19:10
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- Finger Prince
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Is the punchline that there is no 'wong turn' punchline? Or am I completely missing it? E: oh wait 2 wongs don't make a light???? lol if so
I said to him, "you know why, right? Two Wongs don't make a light"
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Nov 8, 2021 19:11
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Your mission should you choose to accept it, it said, and then the toilet paper caught on fire and I was like hey what the gently caress
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Nov 9, 2021 07:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Ditching the Forum before Cyrus the Expositor gets up to speak.
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Nov 10, 2021 06:18
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- google THIS
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If every movie were The Emperor's New Groove
Charlton Heston: (tangled in a net, surrounded by apes) No touchy!
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Nov 10, 2021 17:06
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Trial of Bilbo Baggins.
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Nov 10, 2021 20:20
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Dun dun
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Nov 10, 2021 21:03
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Law and Order: Special Hobbits Unit.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:11
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Law and Order: Special Hobbits Unit.
In the shire, the hobbits are fed by two separate yet equally important breakfasts
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Nov 10, 2021 21:14
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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In the shire, the hobbits are fed by two separate yet equally important breakfasts
hehe
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Nov 10, 2021 21:19
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In the shire, the hobbits are fed by two separate yet equally important breakfasts
outstanding
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Nov 10, 2021 21:51
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Nov 3, 2021 20:16
. I woke up for a pee in the middle of the night and my brain was like "Two Wongs don't make a light. I'll remember this for the morning, your job is to figure out the joke when you wake up".
