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Josherino: Mar 24, 2021

X JAKK posted:

Don't forget he banged former Texas Governor Ann Richards and mooned Lenore from her limo.

BLOW HER A KISS WHILE YER AT IT

# ? Nov 10, 2021 19:16

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# ? May 21, 2024 12:49

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

A friend told me someone they knew had to get a "surgery on their urethra" and I laughed involuntarily.

# ? Nov 10, 2021 19:25

A For Effort: Apr 29, 2017; by Azathoth

Dallas sallaD

# ? Nov 10, 2021 19:47

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

A For Effort posted:

Dallas sallaD

Guess that's why they call her your betteretteretteretteretteretteretteretter

{BOGGLE?}

# ? Nov 10, 2021 20:08

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

My sloppy joe is all sloppy and

No joe

# ? Nov 10, 2021 20:15

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Cosmik Slop posted:

Guess that's why they call her your betteretteretteretteretteretteretteretter

{BOGGLE?}

WHO CALLS HER THAT!

# ? Nov 10, 2021 20:29

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Cosmik Slop posted:

Guess that's why they call her your betteretteretteretteretteretteretteretter

{BOGGLE?}

I am glad I am not the only person with KOTH YTPs engraved in their dna

# ? Nov 10, 2021 21:01

Kevin DuBrow: Apr 21, 2012; The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Learned a lot about prostates recently and Hank's narrow urethra is definitely due to his honking enlarged prostate squeezing it tight

# ? Nov 10, 2021 21:52

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

A For Effort posted:

Dallas sallaD

This video is one of my top ten favorite episodes

# ? Nov 10, 2021 22:45

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

namlosh posted:

My sloppy joe is all sloppy and

No joe

For some reason I read this in my dramatically like Byron Orpheus

wrong show but the line would work in that voice, anyway who said that in KotH? I can't place the line.

# ? Nov 11, 2021 00:29

Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Code Jockey posted:

I am glad I am not the only person with KOTH YTPs engraved in their dna

Watching the actual episode is weird and jarring these days

# ? Nov 11, 2021 00:32

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

pixaal posted:

For some reason I read this in my dramatically like Byron Orpheus

wrong show but the line would work in that voice, anyway who said that in KotH? I can't place the line.

Bobby, it's a great delivery

# ? Nov 11, 2021 00:58

killer crane: Dec 30, 2006; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Master Twig posted:

Watching the actual episode is weird and jarring these days

I watched it with my wife who's never seen Hank of the Hill, and during the mower expo commercial I quoted the YTP, "hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and." My wife thought there was something wrong with me. I mean, she's probably right, the internet's ruined my brain.

# ? Nov 11, 2021 00:58

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

May

May

Maybe you should enter

# ? Nov 11, 2021 01:12

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Im so brain broken i was clocking in from work and i was sipping some coffee and I started doing the bobbing sipping and then hyperventilating

Sipp Sipp HUH HUH HUH SSIIIIPPPP

# ? Nov 11, 2021 01:14

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

killer crane posted:

I watched it with my wife who's never seen Hank of the Hill, and during the mower expo commercial I quoted the YTP, "hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and." My wife thought there was something wrong with me. I mean, she's probably right, the internet's ruined my brain.

SEA KING
SEA KING

# ? Nov 11, 2021 01:14

dolphinbomb: Apr 2, 2007; Grimey Drawer

BE THERR_RRRRRRE

# ? Nov 11, 2021 01:31

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

sunday Sunday SUNDAY!!! and saturday

# ? Nov 11, 2021 01:33

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

killer crane posted:

I watched it with my wife who's never seen Hank of the Hill, and during the mower expo commercial I quoted the YTP, "hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and." My wife thought there was something wrong with me. I mean, she's probably right, the internet's ruined my brain.

I guess that's why they call her your betereteretereter

# ? Nov 11, 2021 01:34

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Hihohe posted:

Im so brain broken i was clocking in from work and i was sipping some coffee and I started doing the bobbing sipping and then hyperventilating

Sipp Sipp HUH HUH HUH SSIIIIPPPP

Lol, I used to do that a lot too. There seems to be a disease wherein the patient suffers from a constant stream of youtube poop playing in the backburner of their mind at all times. I hope this disease will qualify me for disability.

*sings O, Susanna in Oohs*

# ? Nov 11, 2021 02:15

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

I'm not one of those weirdos that hangs out near the gas station, I only know that one youtube poop by heart. The best one.

# ? Nov 11, 2021 02:38

A For Effort: Apr 29, 2017; by Azathoth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8nN6hTnmM&t=3s

Start...Puffin...Boy

# ? Nov 11, 2021 02:49

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

I tell ya, I hate Nancy.

# ? Nov 11, 2021 02:54

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

The words I don't know could fill a dic-

# ? Nov 11, 2021 03:05

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

As a Texan literally every time the city name comes up my dumb broken brain replays "Dallas? ...Sallad?" and it's always funny.

# ? Nov 11, 2021 03:13

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

BENCIL

# ? Nov 11, 2021 07:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I love hoth but I'm not big on robo dale. I just think they could have done something funnier

# ? Nov 11, 2021 08:09

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Cosmik Slop posted:

BENCIL

My favourite.

# ? Nov 11, 2021 12:57

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Milo and POTUS posted:

I love hoth but I'm not big on robo dale. I just think they could have done something funnier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQdPFmMyryc

# ? Nov 11, 2021 14:04

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

pixaal posted:

For some reason I read this in my dramatically like Byron Orpheus

wrong show but the line would work in that voice, anyway who said that in KotH? I can't place the line.

It�s in the one where Peggy smuggles cocaine into the prison, and yeah the Bobby�s delivery is what makes it.

Also:
Aren�t you the kid that rakes my leaves?

No I�m the kid that hit you in the head

With a rake?

No, with a golf club

You�ve been raking my leaves with a golf club? I want my Quarter back

namlosh fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Nov 11, 2021

# ? Nov 11, 2021 15:29