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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Kharnifex posted:

There go my nipples again!

You want the mustache on, or off?

Too bad.

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The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

In order to qualify as a ute a vehicle must be capable of holding a sick ewe in the back and be beat-up enough that you don't object to doing so.

# ? Nov 11, 2021 05:06

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

crunk posted:

wheres all this then? really really like the look of it, might even give it a google view later...

Callam Offices. First time I drove past them I had to stop and gawk at them.

# ? Nov 11, 2021 05:47

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

What if we kissed at the Bondi beach COVID testing site?

# ? Nov 11, 2021 05:52

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Nov 11, 2021 12:33

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Nov 11, 2021 12:44

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Callam Offices. First time I drove past them I had to stop and gawk at them.

Much like the Hamster run they kind of resemble, inside is a bit of a maze. Also can get very hot in those pod corridors. IIRC Woden was originally going to all be designed in that space-y pod style.

# ? Nov 11, 2021 23:15

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I know what you filthy animals want, you want Brutalism, big sloppy loads of concrete all over your cityscapes

# ? Nov 12, 2021 12:23

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

# ? Nov 12, 2021 12:40

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

The TAB logo is perfectly just the cherry on top isn't it?

Only 80s kids will get this ref

90s kids will get this if you whisper "FEDUP" to them

and zoomers were probably conceived in the loading docks outside after the Matchbox 20 tour

# ? Nov 12, 2021 13:08

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Porfiriato posted:

As a non Australian this is what I expect all of Australia except for Sydney and mayyyybe the nicer parts of Melbourne�s CBD look like

Would prob be better if it was

# ? Nov 12, 2021 13:12

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I know what you filthy animals want, you want Brutalism, big sloppy loads of concrete all over your cityscapes

There used to be a sick arse nightclub just underneath that weird mushroom building!

RIP Dendy, you ended up as a Harvey Norman

# ? Nov 12, 2021 14:02

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:24

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I remember this Nier Automata level

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:25

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Some kid at my local school knows what he wants to be when he grows up.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 08:36

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I know what you filthy animals want, you want Brutalism, big sloppy loads of concrete all over your cityscapes

My dream home would be brutalist, but I can just imagine the complaints to council when I put in my building application. For some reason few people want what looks like a scifi Russian prison in their neighbourhood.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 09:24

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

oval office didn't even get his chips.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 08:57

Capt.Whorebags: Jan 10, 2005

Inceltown posted:

oval office didn't even get his chips.

gently caress I hope the brief of evidence tells us if it was plain salt or chicken salt.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 10:02

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Fukken top night out, ey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPSUKdDUDRA

# ? Nov 14, 2021 11:12

Laserface: Dec 24, 2004

Gromit posted:

My dream home would be brutalist, but I can just imagine the complaints to council when I put in my building application. For some reason few people want what looks like a scifi Russian prison in their neighbourhood.

The shire council has banned all future duplexes because everything is symmetrical brutalist cubes with grey rendering and rusty doors/feature walls.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 11:52

CancerCakes: Jan 10, 2006

Inceltown posted:

oval office didn't even get his chips.

He asked over and over and over and over

# ? Nov 14, 2021 13:34

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Capt.Whorebags posted:

gently caress I hope the brief of evidence tells us if it was plain salt or chicken salt.

I can never find a decent chicken salt at the supermarkets. I've probably tried every band at Coles and Woolworths over the past few years. They're okay, but nothing really impresses me.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 14:16

sick of Applebees: Nov 7, 2008

Just fucken buy a chicken and then grate it over your chips yourself then

# ? Nov 14, 2021 14:59

ili: Jul 26, 2003

# ? Nov 14, 2021 22:12

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I can never find a decent chicken salt at the supermarkets. I've probably tried every band at Coles and Woolworths over the past few years. They're okay, but nothing really impresses me.

Go the Asian section of Coles and get the "chicken powder". It's basically chicken salt with extra msg.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 22:36

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Do you mean this stuff:

# ? Nov 15, 2021 04:34

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Go the Asian section of Coles and get the "chicken powder". It's basically chicken salt with extra msg.

MSG is the important part of chicken salt.

# ? Nov 15, 2021 07:29

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

How could you go wrong with Mitani?

# ? Nov 15, 2021 08:28

Raxkor: Jan 19, 2013; What the actual or implied fuck?!

The Lone Badger posted:

MSG is the important part of chicken salt.

MSG is pretty glorious.

# ? Nov 15, 2021 08:30

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Do you mean this stuff:

That's the stuff. It's a pretty big container full though. I can't imagine you'd need to buy more for a decade.

The Lone Badger posted:

MSG is the important part of chicken salt.

It is, but if you check out what's sold as chicken salt almost none of it has msg or very much msg.

# ? Nov 15, 2021 10:24

PancakeTransmission: May 27, 2007; You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...; Plaster Town Cop

Funky See Funky Do posted:

That's the stuff. It's a pretty big container full though. I can't imagine you'd need to buy more for a decade.

It is, but if you check out what's sold as chicken salt almost none of it has msg or very much msg.

Mitani is great but has no MSG. I bought a packet of MSG and throw a spoon into the pot when cooking. And I have a Japanese salt/pepper/MSG shaker for cooked dishes.

# ? Nov 15, 2021 12:29

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Funky See Funky Do posted:

That's the stuff. It's a pretty big container full though. I can't imagine you'd need to buy more for a decade.

Just bought some, it certainly is a lot. But just $7, so what the hell.

Might have to buy myself a little shaker from the Reject Shop to put some in to make it easier to put over stuff.

# ? Nov 15, 2021 12:42

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

I did this for a lime salt, pepper, paprika, msg and cumin mix when I just was a bit of quick flavour

# ? Nov 15, 2021 12:45

Nam Taf: Jun 25, 2005; I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Just bought some, it certainly is a lot. But just $7, so what the hell.

Might have to buy myself a little shaker from the Reject Shop to put some in to make it easier to put over stuff.

None was in my Coles and I probably don't also need a whole container so you should post some to me.
I'll be checking my Woolies later this week.

# ? Nov 15, 2021 13:19