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Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

we are traveling through the anals of history

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


"Anime" "hentai" lol. What an unusual rendering of "lolicon"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Travel back in time not to kill Baby Hitler.

But to convince Lowtax to allow Hentai/Monstergirl threads in a special sub-forum.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Hot demon babes something something pegging spine

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Riot Bimbo posted:

Hot demon babes something something pegging spine

How would Lowtax be tormented in Hell?

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 73 days!

etalian posted:

How would Lowtax be tormented in Hell?

reading your posts

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

QAnon could have been born in LF in an alternate timeline.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

QAnon could have been born in LF in an alternate timeline.

the Q stands for Ron Paul

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

QAnon could have been born in LF in an alternate timeline.

Kyoonanon

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Lowtax is dead. Lowtax remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become mods simply to appear worthy of it?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Lowtax is dead. Lowtax remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become mods simply to appear worthy of it?

stfu

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

vyelkin posted:

the Q stands for Ron Paul

Who?

e: nevermind, I will Google

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

They say if you visit his grave and whisper "mangosteen", you'll hear a voice yelling about how it was fifteen years ago and you need to get over it.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
While you're there, feel free to stick those bare toesies into the damp earth and wiggle.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Lowtax is dead. Lowtax remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become mods simply to appear worthy of it?

The gay science, indeed

pissinthewind
Nov 11, 2021

Junkiebev posted:

“the media” says it was a suicide but i think it was the vaccine

he probably shot himself in the toe and the nano bots flew out and choked him to death

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
he was a piece of poo poo that beat his wife and sicced kiwifarms psychos on his own community so im loving glad hes dead

Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007


Nix Panicus posted:

Some goon ran a Freedom of Information request with the FBI for any filing mentioning Something Awful or Richard Kyanka or one or two other search terms and nothing popped. So either the death threat was so serious they had to lock the records up in the deep archives next to the Kennedy assassination confessions or Lowtax was lying to make himself look like a victim

Free Maggotmaster

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

paranoid randroid posted:

he was a piece of poo poo that beat his wife and sicced kiwifarms psychos on his own community so im loving glad hes dead

never heard about the last part. what further riches lie in store.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Dreylad posted:

never heard about the last part. what further riches lie in store.

he nefariously shilled for big mangosteen and once had an amazon search bar on the front page or something. sick poo poo imo

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





Dreylad posted:

what further riches lie in store.
uh did you read the thread title? the answer is "none"

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





maybe he cloned himself tho? personally I doubt it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Maybe Lowtax faked his own death since he could take his millions of SA dollars overseas and make up a new fake identity?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

etalian posted:

Maybe Lowtax faked his own death since he could take his millions of SA dollars overseas and make up a new fake identity?
The "Lowtax" they found was actually Shmorky.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Junkiebev posted:

“the media” says it was a suicide but i think it was the vaccine

Does Courtney Love have an alibi?

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

in his selfishness lowtax has deprived us of so much potential future drama

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
lmao, lowtax was offered $13 million dollars for somethingawful and he said no.
https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1459298630175801356

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

fermun posted:

lmao, lowtax was offered $13 million dollars for somethingawful and he said no.
https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1459298630175801356

Lmao at how he didn't cash at the peak of traditional media companies trying to cash in on the next big thing

That's a lot of money for something that's basically a mix of poo poo posts and anime girl discussion threads.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Not only was lowtax an abusive piece of poo poo and deadbeat dad but he was also stupid as gently caress too.

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender

fermun posted:

lmao, lowtax was offered $13 million dollars for somethingawful and he said no.
https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1459298630175801356

:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
you'll have to excuse me if i don't take that at face value

emTme3
Nov 7, 2012

by Hand Knit

wisdom

emTme3
Nov 7, 2012

by Hand Knit
this lowtax guy sounds like a pretty upstanding fellow. what kind of monster would do this to a child, indeed

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

lowtax was the distilled essence of America; venal and violent, stupid and lazy, callous and vain. rip in piss to a true american hero.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


fermun posted:

lmao, lowtax was offered $13 million dollars for somethingawful and he said no.
https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1459298630175801356

think of all the alimony he'd never allow that to go to

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Jeff said that sa was making more than 100k annually when he bought it at its absolute nadir. 13 million for peak sa isn't that far off when u consider how overvalued these things always are

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

There's an alternate universe where conde nast closed this place down in like 2011 and another one where they didn't and its basically buzzfeed

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

fermun posted:

lmao, lowtax was offered $13 million dollars for somethingawful and he said no.
https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1459298630175801356

Lmao mods please change the title to lowtax is loving stupid.

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Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Lmao mods please change the title to lowtax is loving stupid.

He's loving dead!

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