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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Let's not forgot that Eric is a part of SA history

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/top-ten-midgets/2/

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Ether Frenzy posted:

I was just about to send Lowtax a note, Robin

fucker, beat me to it

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Lowtax ran a better forum than Mutt (Stern Fan Network) ever did.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Setting a real high bar there.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bonzo posted:

Let's not forgot that Eric is a part of SA history

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/top-ten-midgets/2/

He never actually said the name of the site which was weak

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

a major website!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Bonzo posted:

Lowtax ran a better forum than Mutt (Stern Fan Network) ever did.

I’d need to check with a forums historian to see if SA ever had a long-running Hot Underage Girls thread. SFN was a real piece of poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Szyznyk posted:

I’d need to check with a forums historian to see if SA ever had a long-running Hot Underage Girls thread. SFN was a real piece of poo poo.

Aatrek would probably know.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Szyznyk posted:

I’d need to check with a forums historian to see if SA ever had a long-running Hot Underage Girls thread. SFN was a real piece of poo poo.

You ever check out the Stern forum on the Dawg Shed? Holy poo poo what a sewer.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
My Life by Sinatra was just on the radio and I caught myself singing Sal's version, "My Wife".

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Szyznyk posted:

I’d need to check with a forums historian to see if SA ever had a long-running Hot Underage Girls thread. SFN was a real piece of poo poo.

It may not have had THAT, but pre-2004 or so, there were subforums for bootleg movies and porn.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Sand Monster posted:

It may not have had THAT, but pre-2004 or so, there were subforums for bootleg movies and porn.

DPPH got a "no homegrown" rule pretty quickly (due to drama) but I don't recall any underage stuff on there. I don't doubt that one of the many SA spin off :filez: sites might have at one time.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Bonzo posted:

Lowtax ran a better forum than Mutt (Stern Fan Network) ever did.

Mutt is a retard who should've sold the site at its peak popularity. Gotta give credit to the BJ King of Michigan State, he cashed out that dumb jump the shark website at the perfect time.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

It's the kind of :tinfoil: theory that some on here will consider a bit too "reddit-y" but I still think Howard paid off Mutt to close the site down. He (Howard) was constantly talking about how awful the fans were on there to him and Beth, her book reviews on Amazon being the zenith of that late SFN era.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
if you believe the ancient tomes of SAclopedia, the famous "goonporn.zip" had nudes of goons who were underage at the time the pictures were taken, so I wouldn't absolve us of all sin necessarily. that's why fishmech got perma'd for hosting it on their webserver afaik

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Sand Monster posted:

It's the kind of :tinfoil: theory that some on here will consider a bit too "reddit-y" but I still think Howard paid off Mutt to close the site down. He (Howard) was constantly talking about how awful the fans were on there to him and Beth, her book reviews on Amazon being the zenith of that late SFN era.

That's not that "reddit-y". I could completely believe that given that Howard had contact with Mutt and the site came to a hard end with no attempt to keep it alive by anyone. It was super toxic (just like the HSS Reddit is) and it seems like it would be easy/cheap to tell Mutt "I hate this place and will make it worth your while to give up the stress it causes you."

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
What reason did Mutt give for shutting it down?

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Lifespan posted:

That's not that "reddit-y". I could completely believe that given that Howard had contact with Mutt and the site came to a hard end with no attempt to keep it alive by anyone. It was super toxic (just like the HSS Reddit is) and it seems like it would be easy/cheap to tell Mutt "I hate this place and will make it worth your while to give up the stress it causes you."

I could get behind that if Howard wasn’t notoriously cheap.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Moniker posted:

I could get behind that if Howard wasn’t notoriously cheap.

He offered mutt a free* North Shore Animal League calendar


*with a $500 donation

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
A free Sirius boom box and 6 months of service

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
A free Stiletto.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
A free internship

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
he gets to pick three titles from Gary's porn stash.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bonzo posted:

he gets to pick three titles from Gary's porn stash.

Teen anal boff

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bonzo posted:

he gets to pick three titles from Gary's porn stash.

3 songs that sound great on a jukebox.

Not necessarily his favourite songs mind you... but...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Bonzo posted:

My Life by Sinatra was just on the radio and I caught myself singing Sal's version, "My Wife".

:eng101: that's life

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Nov 13, 2021

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
This theory where Howard gives a person money is suspect!

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Could Howard's people have threatened the site with legal troubles to get his name taken off it and Mutt took the hint and decided it wasn't worth the hassle? I'd have an easier time believing that than Mutt being bought out.

Now I'm picturing Mutt like Moe Greene. "I buy you out, you don't be me out. I take Johnny Fratto in when the JFSC is having a bad time and now you try to push me out."

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Mexican Radio posted:

This theory where Howard gives a person money is suspect!

But if it is for Beth...?

EDIT: Also, I just listened to Tuesday's show and holy poo poo, John the Stutterer called in for the first time in a decade. And he is as nuts as ever.

Lifespan fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Nov 13, 2021

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Didn't mutt have a show? I bet there were some promises made about future pay or gigs. lol

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Evil Agita posted:

Didn't mutt have a show? I bet there were some promises made about future pay or gigs. lol

Superfan round table maybe?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

wesleywillis posted:

Superfan round table maybe?

Yes, that was it.

I've been tempted to give Andy Dick's poo poo Show a re-listen to see how horrible it is after all these years.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Bonzo posted:

Yes, that was it.

I've been tempted to give Andy Dick's poo poo Show a re-listen to see how horrible it is after all these years.

He did a song on his show called Dip Your Cock in Vodka... I heard exactly one episode of that show, and it was enough to get that dumb loving song stuck in my head for years.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!
AT THE RAMROD IN FORT LAUDERDALE!!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Last night I found a YouTube clip in which Steve Langford talks about JD trying to pay some woman on Facebook $50 to fellate a dildo for him. I'm sure this has been brought up in the thread before because it's hilarious, but I died laughing at this and at his voicemail message to Ashley Dupree.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

YeahTubaMike posted:

Last night I found a YouTube clip in which Steve Langford talks about JD trying to pay some woman on Facebook $50 to fellate a dildo for him. I'm sure this has been brought up in the thread before because it's hilarious, but I died laughing at this and at his voicemail message to Ashley Dupree.

There was a whole thing in '06 abut how much JD spent on online porn. One being a camgirl that went by KissyPhur that they interviewed. His screenname was Daba was stood for DaBadAss. lol

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Bonzo posted:

...camgirl that went by KissyPhur that they interviewed...Daba was stood for DaBadAss. lol

See, I know about this but it might be because they were making fun of it, not because I heard the full saga.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bob Levy's meltdown still completely owns


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6omzfo1uTE

By the way, not only is he a hack he's also a delusional liar. He was doing a show up here in Albany when he claimed to be saving all this "great stuff" for Howard. He also acts like every radio show in the country was clamoring to have him on.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Nov 15, 2021

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Levy complaining about Howard hurting his career on a show that Howard gave him. That's some high level delusion right there.

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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Bob Levy is basically Jeffrey Dahmer if he read a joke book.

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