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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Every person I know falls into one of two categories when eating charcuterie: tiny sandwich makers or one-bite-one-item

How do you do it?

I'm kind of a 'sample most of the items as is then start stackin em' kind of guy I think.
I don't like to get too complex, but a little bread, a proccut, a little tomato, some balsamic, chomp that then pop an olive in your mush at the same time? Done deal. That kinda thing.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

But I'll swerve and go back to the basics, too. I have no game plan.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

The whole spread.

*Austin powers voice* Yeah baby yeah!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I will say this - the grocery store that I stock up for these things for used to have, a literal full olive bar, right here in NE Wisconsin.
Something you wouldn't really expect to find.

Once covid hit? Kaput.
Donesville. :(

They used to have some of the BEST marinaded mushrooms on that bastard and I miss them. I'd get a whole small container of them and pretty much clean that whole fucker out myself. Mrs Beef likes them but only enough to be like "Yeah sure they're good" where I'm like "THE PLATE IS FULL NOW". A true loss in these trying times.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I like to squeeze the cheese onto the triscuit and then put a slice of pepperon’ on top

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

MADRON!~
Das som gud gabbagul!!
My hats off to da chef bring 'er on out 'ere for da boys ey why doncha?!

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

C’mon man, a guy’s gotta eat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDL0HJNvKXY

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

I will say this - the grocery store that I stock up for these things for used to have, a literal full olive bar, right here in NE Wisconsin.
Something you wouldn't really expect to find.

Once covid hit? Kaput.
Donesville. :(

They used to have some of the BEST marinaded mushrooms on that bastard and I miss them. I'd get a whole small container of them and pretty much clean that whole fucker out myself. Mrs Beef likes them but only enough to be like "Yeah sure they're good" where I'm like "THE PLATE IS FULL NOW". A true loss in these trying times.

Aldi is really good for charcuterie items if you have one close by.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
charcuterie is just lunchables for adults.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Eh, fairly, and oddly enough it's right across from the round-a-bout from one of the stores where I shop for THIS stuff that used to have the olive bar where they had the dozen types of olves etc that you could pack and weigh on your own type thing. I honestly hadn't considered them for such a thing.
This (the current store) still has a good and varied jarred selection but I just miss the whole pick and choose thing. Do larger Aldi's have that? I would consider the one nearest me to be 'larger'.

Mr. Nice! posted:

charcuterie is just lunchables for adults.

And?

You wanna go full Reddit/Imgur and say "Shark Coochie" to top it off? Really step ya game up?

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Nov 12, 2021

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

charcuterie is just lunchables for adults.

and what of it

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Meme Poker Party posted:

welcome to the forums.

Thank you!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

lunchables are cheaper. maybe i just have poor brain.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mr. Nice! posted:

lunchables are cheaper. maybe i just have poor brain.

Taste is the word you're looking for.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Big Beef City posted:

"Shark Coochie"

Paging the furry squad to the thread.

Do sharks have coochies?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:


Do sharks have coochies?

I certainly hope so otherwise I don't know what I've been fuckin for the past hour

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Big Beef City posted:

Taste is the word you're looking for.

very possible as well.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I AM SO FUCKIN BORED

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I AM SO FUCKIN BORED

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ELECTRONIC


SUPERSONIK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I AM SO FUCKIN BORED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiHR6lEbENY

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I AM SO FUCKIN BORED

Its friday tho, thats not allowed. Unless you have to work or something

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Paging the furry squad to the thread.

Do sharks have coochies?

They do, and they are SMOOOOOOOTHEST coochies you ever did see.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

They do, and they are SMOOOOOOOTHEST coochies you ever did see.

I thought sharks was actually rough as hell? The turbulent boundary layer helps them move faster for less energy iirc.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Its friday tho, thats not allowed. Unless you have to work or something

Friday work days are the worst, especially when you put off work all week and have to do it. On Friday.

Whimsy
Jan 8, 2001
I'm doing my part. Are you?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Aardvark! posted:

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SUPERSONIK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

RO-RO-RO-RO-RO- BOTIK TEKNO TRONIC

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Whimsy posted:

I'm doing my part. Are you?

thank you for your ceviche

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My partner has been on the phone for work like all day, INCLUDING the lunch hour, on a freakin Friday.

That poo poo would not fly at my place. Here you get “spoken to” if you send a Teams invite between 12 and 1 unless it’s a dire emergency.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



FYI bacon batch for this year - it is a combined batch, several friends bought into it, not just for me

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Paging the furry squad to the thread.

Do sharks have coochies?

of course they do

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

My partner has been on the phone for work like all day, INCLUDING the lunch hour, on a freakin Friday.

That poo poo would not fly at my place. Here you get “spoken to” if you send a Teams invite between 12 and 1 unless it’s a dire emergency.

Yeah that's not cool, people need time to both eat and poo poo at work.


Also post at work.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



MakaVillian posted:

Yeah that's not cool, people need time to both eat and poo poo at work.


Also post at work.

:hai:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

MakaVillian posted:

Yeah that's not cool, people need time to both eat and poo poo at work.


Also post at work.

The pro move is to be stuck on a call trying to fix poo poo all day but since your role doesn't do much you just post and dick around while the real nerds do all the work

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

What is the cure and what are you smoking that bacon over I would like details as a fellow baconeer

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

What is the cure and what are you smoking that bacon over I would like details as a fellow baconeer

The cure is more bacon FOOL

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

FYI bacon batch for this year - it is a combined batch, several friends bought into it, not just for me



:ducksiren:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Why is your username not ilovebaconsooomuch

Unless your beer stash is even more impressive...

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

I just buy my bacon at the store, seems easier

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

tractor man posted:

I just buy my bacon at the store, seems easier

Just what is this post???

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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Literally A Person posted:

Just what is this post???

Do you disagree that its easier to buy bacon?

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