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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i loving love this website

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Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

gently caress SNEEP posted:

unban futa snake so we can get this answered

She said it was an ex-BF's semen earlier in the thread. You're welcome!

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

I'm sure it wasn't completely random

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

nomad2020 posted:

I'm sure it wasn't completely random

rng

random nut generator

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Songbearer posted:

Moola why are you hurting us like this, you cannot sell your fish, you know it will return to your freezer if you do. It is tied to you inextricably. You must set it free. You must set it free. You must set it free.

Set it free, Moola, set it free.

if I just hurl a block of ice into the ocean, do you think it will float back to the beach? I'm not prepared to take a boat out and drop him down

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
graphic design is my passion

JosefStalinator fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Nov 13, 2021

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world

Ganbare Gincun posted:

She said it was an ex-BF's semen earlier in the thread. You're welcome!

Why would lowtax want to see that? Is she saving it for him or something?

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

pentyne posted:

So there's this thing called the Bristol Stool Chart to accurately describe your poop, but there doesn't seem to be an equivalent for cum. Not sure what the ratings would take into account yet; color, viscosity, volume maybe distance traveled? It's all too complicated right now to figure out.

Reminds me of this old sketch. Wonder whatever happened to the guy in the sketch, though - don't think he did anything notable after this IIRC.

D-Tron
Jul 3, 2007

1999 was a hard time
to be a scrub

Yam Slacker
rip in peace bitch and thanks for the internet web site

CaptainFish
Mar 31, 2011

It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!
The story has as many holes in it as mouths had cum in them.

Lieutenant Centaur
Oct 17, 2010

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon
Futa snake let me smash, I'm game

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

Thinking about watching the new james bomd movie tonight. i havent ever seen any others tho

CgiBinLaden
Mar 11, 2001
What's next? This thread is like a kinder egg full of pus.

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

CatBlack posted:

Why would lowtax want to see that? Is she saving it for him or something?

I think she sent it to him because he would think it was erotic and he would - to use the technical term - crank it like a diseased ape.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

CgiBinLaden posted:

What's next? This thread is like a kinder egg full of pus cum.

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Lieutenant Centaur posted:

Futa snake let me smash, I'm game

Super Smash Futas

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i loving love this website

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
It’s the obituary at Lowtaxs funeral and the priest is reciting the final rights buts it’s actually me, Derpies, and I ask the sparse attendance whose tuggin and they all groan and leave

Kahran
Jun 1, 2000

Forum Veteran
lol

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

drunken officeparty posted:

Honestly the star wars movies from best to worst go 3>5>1>4>2>6

5>8>Rogue One>6>4>7>3/Solo>1>2>9 ty for giving me this platform

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Did anyone notice that "deer" is misspelled? I can't be the only one.

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Outpost22 posted:

Did anyone notice that "deer" is misspelled? I can't be the only one.

gently caress, we'll have to scrap the entire thread and start over from scratch, I can't believe we didn't catch this sooner

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
the obituaries are starting to come out

Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

Outpost22 posted:

Did anyone notice that "deer" is misspelled? I can't be the only one.

I noticed it a while ago, but I don't think I understand the joke.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

astral posted:

This was settled c. 2006 by Dr. David Thorpe on the G4 Something Awful interview:

"If people don't know what Goatse is, it's a photo of a man sort of elaborately manipulating himself in a really strange way."

when I end up explaining it, a thing that happens more often than anyone would think, I explain that there is a man. he is not wearing clothes. he is bent over. he is spreading himself to a degree that bespeaks both a biological predilection as well as years of training.

the interior view is extensive. the colors are lurid. he is wearing a wedding ring. his knuckles are shaved, but not recently. these small details tend to sear themselves into one's memory. as does an additional background large detail.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

can't win em all

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Outpost22 posted:

Did anyone notice that "deer" is misspelled? I can't be the only one.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

CLAM DOWN posted:

what the hell is happening lmao

old crimes like old times

this is the most retro-SA thread I can remember in a long time

maybe better than that recent one with the bathroom

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Empty Sandwich posted:

when I end up explaining it, a thing that happens more often than anyone would think, I explain that there is a man. he is not wearing clothes. he is bent over. he is spreading himself to a degree that bespeaks both a biological predilection as well as years of training.

the interior view is extensive. the colors are lurid. he is wearing a wedding ring. his knuckles are shaved, but not recently. these small details tend to sear themselves into one's memory. as does an additional background large detail.

this sounds like someone trying to describe SCP-055

FAH Q
Aug 19, 2007

Certified Monster Fucker

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i loving love this website

Cum on and feel the noize

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


CgiBinLaden posted:

What's next? This thread is like a kinder egg full of pus.

Maybe it's not ALL pus?

Better check

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I’m glad that Lowtax created the quintessential place for goofs and gapes

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i have left this thread for like 2000 posts and i am so, so confused

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Paramemetic posted:

old crimes like old times

this is the most retro-SA thread I can remember in a long time

maybe better than that recent one with the bathroom

Then some nerd had to cump the brakes on it

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

anime was right posted:

i have left this thread for like 2000 posts and i am so, so confused

you're doing fine, just post

FAH Q
Aug 19, 2007

Certified Monster Fucker

DannoMack posted:

some poor lady is gasping for breath under a guy who did a verse on the byob rap because page 213 of a memorial thread reminded him he was horny

Normal goon hoodrat poo poo

Miss Broccoli
May 1, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hey futa lady

you said you have BPD which means you're familiar with the concept of FP. you're doing that super hard over a guy who was asked seriously if he supports our rights, and genuinely, non jokingly, replied basically saying he loves jerking it to tranny cock.



ya boy is a chaser and you were being groomed like his last ex with bpd was.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Jombo posted:

Metis must have misunderstood what we were pooling money for



Confused Metis with W.T. Snacks for a second.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pleads posted:

Kinda hard when they keep registering new accounts

e: also it's been extremely entertaining in a sad way compared to the occasional 2002 poster kramering in to announce they'll miss lowtax, that ole' sunofagun

In my professional 2002 opinion he's a piece of poo poo. I got no tolerance for wife beaters due to my own worthless father and my aunties horrific choice in men.

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Paramemetic posted:

you're doing fine, just post

thats the plan comrade

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