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Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

The Real Amethyst posted:

My guess is it's a simulation ambulance for training purposes. Most paramedic college's have them. However they're usual assembled inside the building rather than smashed through the wall with a teleporter.

Its called a forklift

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Uthor posted:

OSHA: I have many questions about the events and decisions that led to this image.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 20:01

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QVtVUxE.mp4

There's always that one rear end in a top hat who lays on the horn as soon as the light turns green.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 20:05

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

Wingnut Ninja posted:

There's always that one rear end in a top hat who lays on the horn as soon as the light turns green.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 20:08

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

There's always that one rear end in a top hat who lays on the horn as soon as the light turns green.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 20:15

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Its called a forklift

Hmm, nope, I'm calling them teleporters now. They port things around using telescoping masts.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 20:26

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/oQu7AiH.mp4

"OK I think I'm done for the day"

# ? Nov 12, 2021 20:49

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Scratch Monkey posted:

"OK I think I'm done for the day"

I think that chain brake just saved his life.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 21:05

tractor man: Nov 11, 2021

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

We just got a new machine. It appears to be designed to manufacture pain.

Oh is that the new SA server?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 21:11

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Its called a forklift

I guess. I'd refer to that as a teleporter though.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 21:30

crusty: Apr 16, 2015; Crustacean

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

We just got a new machine. It appears to be designed to manufacture pain.

This face will haunt my dreams / good av material

# ? Nov 12, 2021 22:25

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Scratch Monkey posted:

"OK I think I'm done for the day"

my chainsaw has a little graphic like this screenprinted right on the side

# ? Nov 12, 2021 22:47

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

This crane died for our sins

https://twitter.com/alyfromtally/status/1459265911102312452?s=21

# ? Nov 12, 2021 23:12

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 23:18

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kith posted:

At least the steps are uniform in rise?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 23:28

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Kith posted:

Still better than the stairs at my last apartment.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 23:29

LimaBiker: Dec 9, 2020

That's quite an expensive and impractical staircase

# ? Nov 12, 2021 23:38

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

https://i.imgur.com/uCe4U3l.mp4

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:08

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uCe4U3l.mp4

it's just like the end of Aliens

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:19

Hokkaido Anxiety: May 21, 2007; slub club 2013

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

This crane died for our sins

https://twitter.com/alyfromtally/status/1459265911102312452?s=21

T-posing is getting out of hand.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:21

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Sagebrush posted:

my chainsaw has a little graphic like this screenprinted right on the side

That fucker is holding the saw like he wants a new haircut or a lobotomy.

Not good form, you piece of poo poo label you

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:43

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Kith posted:

But look at all the space for insulation

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:52

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Kith posted:

Is that from the ghost ship warehouse?

# ? Nov 13, 2021 01:28

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

This crane died for our sins

https://twitter.com/alyfromtally/status/1459265911102312452?s=21

Giggling at wide load.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 01:34

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/mi7nhfo.mp4

# ? Nov 13, 2021 01:35

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Kith posted:

Pyf loudest stairs on the planet

# ? Nov 13, 2021 01:42

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/oQu7AiH.mp4

If that were me, I'd be thinking, "I can now officially say I've taken a chainsaw to the face...worth it."

# ? Nov 13, 2021 01:56

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mi7nhfo.mp4

Black shirt's total lack of a reaction indicates that this has happened more than once.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 02:37

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mi7nhfo.mp4

I can't believe the guy in the dark shirt isn't laughing his rear end off.

edit - dammit, took a phone call and didn't respond first.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 02:40

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mi7nhfo.mp4

That's a crappie way to start your day

# ? Nov 13, 2021 02:46

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Vlaphor posted:

If that were me, I'd be thinking, "I can now officially say I've taken a chainsaw to the face...worth it."

yeah but I feel like that statement doesn't have the full effect unless there is a giant face scar to go with it

# ? Nov 13, 2021 03:02

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

PainterofCrap posted:

That's a carppie way to start your day

# ? Nov 13, 2021 03:20

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

watch out for those low flying planes

# ? Nov 13, 2021 03:24

TasogareNoKagi: Jul 11, 2013

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

This crane died for our sins

https://twitter.com/alyfromtally/status/1459265911102312452?s=21

Tree pose to assert dominance!

# ? Nov 13, 2021 03:36

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uCe4U3l.mp4

That stopped just a bit too soon. I wanted to hear the crash when it hit the bottom.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 03:57

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

SuddenCactus posted:

A crappie is a kind of fish.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 04:45

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Some say it is still falling.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 04:45

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

This crane died for our sins

https://twitter.com/alyfromtally/status/1459265911102312452?s=21

Come at me bro

# ? Nov 13, 2021 04:57

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Black shirt's total lack of a reaction indicates that this has happened more than once.

If you come to this one late, it just looks like they�re dumping fish into a stream. The impact of seeing the red shirt dude flip around when it resets is amazing if you�re not expecting it.

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Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

PainterofCrap posted:

That's a crappie way to start your day

He really got schooled.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:13

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