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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Derpies posted:

You’ll make a great CHUD I believe in you


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

do NOT take this bait 1000 page thread, i beg you

:lmao:

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



HOOOOOOOLY poo poo IM ON SNIPE FIRE!!!!!!11!!!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Look all I can say is the Canadian Chud better learn to tip in Las Vegas or start to really enjoy spit and cigarette butts in his food

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



just take advantage of the plentiful and high quality public transportation of the united states

anywhere you go you'll find it easy, convenient, safe, and affordable to get around without a car

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I made my bourbon hot toddie and life is cool

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

bagmonkey posted:

I made my bourbon hot toddie and life is cool

life owns

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Posting for the future

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Tip posted:

just take advantage of the plentiful and high quality public transportation of the united states

anywhere you go you'll find it easy, convenient, safe, and affordable to get around without a car

You can pay for the greyhound busses that local governments put their homeless and newly released ex cons on

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

bagmonkey posted:

I made my bourbon hot toddie and life is cool

You havent answered if you are tuggin yet but it doesnt matter you are a welcome addition to the post 500 page push

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Methanar posted:

Is this the thread to ask about whether a used car is a good deal or not? What do I need to know before buying a used car?
I don't know anything about cars.


This looks really cheap, good mpg. A lot of miles but I'm okay with buying a beater when I first arrive.
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-Toyota-Prius-Las-Vegas-d15_L21230#listing=315717823/NONE

Las Vegas!

This is absolutely a car for sure. Does LV have pretty good electric vehicle infrastructure???

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Anyways, gonna play some edf 5 with some friends, drink some beer, and then probably smoke weed and watch anime till I pass out. Gotta love teh fridays

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Anyways, gonna play some edf 5 with some friends, drink some beer, and then probably smoke weed and watch anime till I pass out. Gotta love teh fridays

throw some taco bell in and you got yourself a hedonism fest

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



tater_salad posted:

Posting for the future

Excellent!!!

……..

Wait a sec, aren’t you the guy that got slapped with a Twisted Tea while in line at the gas station?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Anyways, gonna play some edf 5

How is this? I’ve been thinking of picking it up on sale but there are so many games I already don’t have time to play…..

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I gotta go grocery shopping

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



no idea what I should cook this week

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Derpies posted:

You havent answered if you are tuggin yet but it doesnt matter you are a welcome addition to the post 500 page push

Don't worry Derpies

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Tip posted:

no idea what I should cook this week

mutton

bagmonkey posted:

Don't worry Derpies



o7

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Tip posted:

no idea what I should cook this week

Hot dogs or some other form of meat tube or meat substitute tube, RIP Lowtax

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Tip posted:

no idea what I should cook this week

Let’s start with a simple question: comfort food or on the lighter side?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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ilovebeersooomuch posted:

How is this? I’ve been thinking of picking it up on sale but there are so many games I already don’t have time to play…..

Its really great if you just want some mindless carnage. Extremely cheesy voice lines, arcade-ish graphics, huge amounts of enemies and a large amount of weapons to choose from (though a bunch of them are kinda trap options). Obviously more fun to have a group of people to play it with, though there are still quite a few people playing it online so its not too hard to get pubbies to join in

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Derpies posted:

throw some taco bell in and you got yourself a hedonism fest

I bought some safeway frozen meatballs lol. With the coupon I used, it was only 2.50 for a 24 oz bag!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




hmm maybe

I wanna cook something in a large batch that I can have as meals throughout the week

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Tip posted:

hmm maybe

I wanna cook something in a large batch that I can have as meals throughout the week

pile of mutton

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Let’s start with a simple question: comfort food or on the lighter side?

I'm trying to not be fat but also I want something tasty and filling

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Tip posted:

hmm maybe

I wanna cook something in a large batch that I can have as meals throughout the week

Curry or stew

or just roast a bunch of meat that you can reheat to make tacos.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Tip posted:

I'm trying to not be fat but also I want something tasty and filling

Pancakes for dinner of course

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



last week I mostly ate ham and potato soup and salads with a greens mix, carrots, celery, mushrooms, feta, and a hard boiled egg

I've been doing oatmeal for breakfast

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Tip posted:

I'm trying to not be fat but also I want something tasty and filling

big ol tub of chili

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



bagmonkey posted:

big ol tub of chili

oh drat it is the right weather time to break out my award winning chili recipe

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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a catastrophic amount of meat lasagna

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



INGREDIENTS
2 pounds ground beef
1 pound pork sausage
¼ pound bacon
1 teaspoon olive oil
1 sweet onion, roughly chopped
1 red onion, roughly chopped
1 green bell pepper, roughly chopped
½ head of garlic, finely chopped
2 jalapenos, finely chopped
3 serrano peppers, finely chopped
1 yellow chili pepper, finely chopped
2 red chili peppers, finely chopped
1 dried habanero pepper, finely chopped
1 dried chipotle pepper, finely chopped
2 (14.5 ounce) cans dark red kidney beans, drained and rinsed
1 (14.5 ounce) can light red kidney beans, drained and rinsed
1 (14.5 ounce) can red kidney beans, drained and rinsed
1 (14.5 ounce) can black beans, drained and rinsed
2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste
2 (14.5 ounce) cans diced tomatoes, undrained
1 (14.5 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
3 tablespoons chili powder
3 teaspoons ground cumin
1 teaspoon salt
4 cups beef broth
1 (12 ounce) bottle of Fat Tire ale
2 tablespoons Frank’s Red Hot sauce
3 tablespoons raw clover honey
1 tablespoon black pepper
1.5 tablespoons cocoa powder
1 tablespoon curry powder
DIRECTIONS
WARNING: You’re gonna need a really big chili pot. You may want to halve the recipe.
1. Cook the bacon until it is a bit crispy. Drain the grease, set the bacon aside on paper towels. Brown the pork sausage and the ground beef in your large chili pot over medium heat. Once browned removed the sausage and beef, leaving their grease in the pan. Set the meat aside.
2. Add your olive oil to the chili pot. Now put your chopped peppers, onions, and garlic into the pan and cook until the onion is translucent.
3. Now add everything else to the pot. Cut the bacon up into small pieces before adding. Get all of this hot over medium heat and then lower your heat to low and let simmer for 2 hours, stirring every 15 minutes or so.
4. Taste it and adjust to your preference. If you want it hotter add more hot sauce, chili powder, or whatever you like that’s hot. If it gets too hot bring it back down with a little more honey. Good chance it will need a little extra salt or pepper.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



bagmonkey posted:

Hot dogs or some other form of meat tube or meat substitute tube, RIP Lowtax

hot dogs + homemade chili + cheese + chopped onions = :doit:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

big ol tub of chili

Stew is a good one too.

I love breakfast for dinner so I go to that if I’m feeling like I could just barely cook something but I don’t want to out too much effort into it but still be satisfied,

Tray of baked ziti or lasagna is good too, fill it with your fav veggies and low fat cheeses to reduces the gut-busting

The pile of mutton is not actually a bad idea if you substitute the mutton for a roast of your choice.

Or you could just make a 6’ sandwich and eat a little less than a foot per day

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



this shopping list is really coming together

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Or just make it a 7’ sandwich I guess, whatever, I’m not your supervisor

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Just a world ending amount of lasagna

The ground trembles and shakes, easily splitting open to reveal not molten lava, but rivers upon rivers of meaty lasagna

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Tip posted:

hot dogs + homemade chili + cheese + chopped onions = :doit:

:yeshaha:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Tray of baked ziti or lasagna is good too, fill it with your fav veggies and low fat cheeses to reduces the gut-busting

I feel like ziti and lasagna quickly get funky and you gotta eat it within a couple days

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

a catastrophic amount of meat lasagna
Would this be a meatastophe or a lasagnapocalypse?

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