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HonorableTB posted:I'll never forget the time I tried to helldump someone and hosed it up so badly that I got helldumped in my own thread and forcibly taught some humility following a 1 week probe. Taught me a lot about throwing stones tbh i don't remember that but it sounds hilarious and i probably laughed p hard at ur expense since i was super active in helldump for some reason
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Hedrigall posted:What’s up night crew You ever wish you were born a lion destined to stalk your rightful plains of Kilimanjaro?
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anime was right posted:The name's Banned, Perma Banned
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This thread has really gone off the rails, which was inevitable I suppose, but the direction it's taken is utterly fascinating and completely unexpected.
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anime was right posted:The name's Banned, Perma Banned
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:You ever wish you were born a lion destined to stalk your rightful plains of Kilimanjaro? living in the wild sucks! constantly hungry, constantly afraid and having to kill or be killed by other living creatures when any minor injury is a death sentence a society of talking lions with thumbs could probably be pretty cool but i bet those fuckers would still be hyperaggressive and kill their neighbors on a regular basis
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anime was right posted:The name's Banned, Perma Banned
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you know i just realized the very last word lowtax will ever have posted to something awful dot com is "retarded"
I just want everyone to be happy!
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:You ever wish you were born a lion destined to stalk your rightful plains of Kilimanjaro? Kilimanjaro a a mountain r u ready to WALK posted:living in the wild sucks! Otoh I’ve eaten zebra and it’s p delicious
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anime was right posted:The name's Banned, Perma Banned
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ok i finally hit my limit, this did psychic damage to me e: yeah, now i can actually feel sad, a little. it would have been nice if the internet funny man from when i was a kid hadn't grown up to be a piece of poo poo, and especially have left such a trail of damage behind him. my own dad did some really hosed up poo poo to his family, in pursuit of proto-CHUD border milita bullshit in like 2011 no less, and as the eldest sibling i wound up being the one to finally tell him that he wasn't in our family anymore, and he needed to keep out of my mom's house. he didn't have a way to try and strike at us, but he tried to anyway. sort of makes sense that feeling so gleeful over the whole thing was projection, i guess? LonsomeSon fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Nov 13, 2021 |
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If you think about it, the history of Lowtax and Something Awful is really a study in "if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him" only with more dead fish and cum.
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pillsburysoldier posted:Buddha's cummies
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:This reminds me of something i can share now. Lowtax told me he got a buyout offer from a media company for $13 million in 2006. He was still having fun with the site and turned it down. He expressed lament at this to me during our own negotiations. This is extra poignant though considering he died by suicide likely stemming from perceived financial ruin. Also, hell yeah he lamented it; what a terrible decision! He could have pocketed the money and just started somethingawfultoo.com or whatever and immediately poached most of the best members, contributors and the userbase anyway. Buying somethingawful.com for reasons other than liking and preserving somethingawful.com is a complete misunderstanding of where its value lies ("the power was inside US all along!"), and he could have taken advantage of that to the tune of a free 13 million? Knowing that I can't believe he lasted this long. Holy poo poo! Now this is somethingawful. anime was right posted:The name's Banned, Perma Banned Perma Banned in... Photoshop Dieday. LonsomeSon posted:ok i finally hit my limit, this did psychic damage to me This is a hell of a breakthrough to be having in the "Lowtax is dead" thread. Yeah, I don't think people passionately against abuse are genuinely celebrating the death of another human being, that probably once brought them joy, in opposition of toxic behavior. That's just how our hosed up, complicated feelings metastasize and come out in messy situations like this. I haven't thought or cared about Lowtax in years and learning about all this over the last several days really got to me. Trans fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Nov 13, 2021 |
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astral posted:Yeah, that option was added immediately after Jeffrey bought the forums. Oh cool. I updated the SAclopedia entry with this.
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anime was right posted:The name's Banned, Perma Banned
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https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1458819473343922179?s=20 don slipping in one last jaw-dropper
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Hedrigall posted:Otoh I’ve eaten zebra and it’s p delicious this is the most on brand post from you i've ever seen
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Mx. posted:this is the most on brand post from you i've ever seen I’ve also had oryx, kudu and springbok
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Fun walk down memory lane, good last GBS read; time to slumber again. From the lost projects folder of things that never got done 
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Boat Stuck posted:This thread has really gone off the rails, which was inevitable I suppose, but the direction it's taken is utterly fascinating and completely unexpected. It's a good and cathartic thread.
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HolHorsejob posted:lol I met fishmech through IRC and ran into him a few times like 12 years ago when I was on the east coast. I don't remember his voice because he... did not have much in the way of physical presence. The only thing I remember about his communication was him getting mad about pc buiilding and really any discussion that could be reduced to points of technicality. Just FYI Fishmech transitioned and uses she/her now iirc Like even if they were incredibly annoying and permabanned it still feels like something that I should point out idk
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loddite posted:WHY CAN I STILL POST IN THIS THREAD The poasting will continue until screamy the fish gets justice
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Goldbelly representative dons his leather gloves and screws an artisanal glizzy onto his sub machine gun as a makeshift silencer. Rappels down to a window using a rope of freshly imported New Jersey sausage links and enters through it. Looks like Lowtax hasn't been able to cough up the dough for his latest hit... and we ain't talking cookie dough. When you mess with Goldbelly, you're gonna get a taste of something that ain't so sweet: Consequences. The deed is done nice and quick. Stale cookie bullet. Crumbs on impact so it can't be traced. Rep eats his sub machine gun: Philly Cheesesteak on wholegrain goes down coarse but that's the job. Sorry Rich. You can't pay, we take you to flavour town.
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Hedrigall posted:I’ve also had oryx, kudu and springbok excellent, perfect also rest in peace screamy, you were too beautiful for this world
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Mx. posted:also rest in peace screamy, you were too beautiful for this world Wait did I miss Screamy's burial
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r u ready to WALK posted:Screamy was already buried, in a climate controlled luxury tomb We all can only dream of such luxuries
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Okay I thoroughly checked and as of right now Screamy remains unburied, ScreamyWatch '21 will continue with live coverage after these messages from our sponsor, Cum
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Screamy got iced, see, and I ain't talking about his freezer holiday Now tell me, what sicko whacks an innocent fish and keeps their body uninterred?
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Shame Boy posted:Okay I thoroughly checked and as of right now Screamy remains unburied, ScreamyWatch '21 will continue with live coverage after these messages from our sponsor, Cum i originally thought your avatar was a photo horribly distorted using photoshop filters but that's ... just a regular photo isnt it
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DannoMack posted:can anyone get a message to shivadas in prison before he hears the lowtax news from somewhere else The only jail Shivadas is in, is the p**** ***n*; his wife went out of town for a weekend and he checked in with us and did some funny things.
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Mx. posted:i originally thought your avatar was a photo horribly distorted using photoshop filters but that's ... just a regular photo isnt it It's a thing called spookyjack from a very old brony mock thread. You crawl into its rear end and then something horrible happens because you immediately start screaming. There is a video of it, enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKS4zK7Hu4
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Shame Boy posted:It's a thing called spookyjack from a very old brony mock thread. You crawl into its rear end and then something horrible happens because you immediately start screaming. There is a video of it, enjoy.  i've seen photos of this thing before but that was well
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