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It's called pinting, started on the meadows round Hobbiton and spread like pipe smoke from there. They give the kids what looks like a regular mug but actually it's a whole pint and before you know it you wake up hogtied with a faceful of ork tunic halfway to Isengard.
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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In the shire, the hobbits are fed by two separate yet equally important breakfasts
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In the shire, the hobbits are fed by two separate yet equally important breakfasts
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Nov 11, 2021 01:25
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- deep dish peat moss
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French knights trying to teach each other karate after hearing about it from a traveler
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Nov 11, 2021 01:33
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Mobsters using religious relics as security in illicit deals.
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Nov 12, 2021 19:22
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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i want to be creamated (buried in ice cream)
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Nov 12, 2021 23:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Hyperintelligent robots and machines take over the world and run production at a higher efficiency than humans are capable of. The only occupation left for humans is to be prostitutes to the machines and their kinks are completely incomprehensible to us. Like "You're a rogue function in sector 24-B, there's a check-sum error".
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Nov 13, 2021 18:54
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if u hear me fo u c me i got king kong in ma trunk
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what if vin diesel lived his life one risky fart at a time
Smilies are on
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Nov 13, 2021 19:00
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Hyperintelligent robots and machines take over the world and run production at a higher efficiency than humans are capable of. The only occupation left for humans is to be prostitutes to the machines and their kinks are completely incomprehensible to us. Like "You're a rogue function in sector 24-B, there's a check-sum error".
What are you doing, stepper-motor?
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Nov 13, 2021 19:09
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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He is dead and goat my lady
He is dead and goat.
And at his head a grass green goat
and at this thing a goat.
Disclaimer: This isn't about anything.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Nov 13, 2021
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what if
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Ancient Kingdom of Yum.
e: Archeological findings suggested the worshipped a deity called Nom.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Nov 14, 2021
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Nov 14, 2021 05:38
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Nov 14, 2021 05:50
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69420 basic bytes free
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was just going online to pay a friend's toll bill and a typo made me chuckle at a great idea
trollsbymailny.com
instead of tollsbymailny.com, new york's tolls... by... mail thing
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Nov 14, 2021 09:08
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Oculus Noctuae
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trolleysbymailny.com
My mailbox is full frequently
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Nov 14, 2021 09:32
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69420 basic bytes free
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RollsByMailNY.com
We are not affiliated with Rolls Royce, nor are we affiliated with a certain body-positive escort service in Queens (but agree with and love their mission!), we are just a small bakery offering piping hot mail order rolls
god we just want to be left alone
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Nov 14, 2021 09:48
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Who's Mailny?
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Martians sneaking their equipment onto earth by labeling it "Pro Bass" and pretending it's fishing equipment
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Oculus Noctuae
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One of these days I'm gonna figure out how to play the conundrums
I used to play the doldrums, but... You know...
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The first person to claim that tomatoes are fruit rather than vegetables being subject to the inquisition.
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galileo: the earth orbits the sun
inquisitor: thats whatever, dude
galileo: also pluto isnt a planet
inquisitor: im going to fuckin execute your poo poo
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A pizza delivery guy testifying before a court in Salem, Massachusetts that a woman ordered ham and pineapple
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Nov 17, 2021 16:40
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A pizza delivery guy testifying before a court in Salem, Massachusetts that a woman ordered ham and pineapple
"She then gave me directions to her house that included 'Turn at the big, green tree' and 'It's just past Janey's uncle's house'."
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Nov 17, 2021 19:57
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galileo: the earth orbits the sun
inquisitor: thats whatever, dude
galileo: also pluto isnt a planet
inquisitor: im going to fuckin execute your poo poo
a galileover is when the earth has to wait a while before orbiting the sun
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The Man Con.
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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In a shady bar, a hardboiled Inspector Gadget drinks away his troubles.
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Nov 19, 2021 02:46
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I put on my rubber hat and hard hat
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Nov 19, 2021 08:30
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Jackie Chan directs a porno
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Nov 19, 2021 10:15
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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a reality show where 12 sexy singles with poor impulse control are not allowed to eat a doritos locos taco that is always within reach
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Nov 19, 2021 16:03
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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After like 15 minutes those tacos turn into cheesy chip mush anyhow.
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Nov 19, 2021 16:34
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Jackie Chan directs a porno
idk why but lol at this
porno in the raincoat factory where they keep putting on raincoats and taking them off
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Captain Picard: Master prankster.
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