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# ? May 23, 2024 07:19 |
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She-hulk is going to look weird.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 15:34 |
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There is a nefarious conspiracy against thicc at the highest levels of Hollywood and it must be stopped.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:00 |
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Watched Shang Chi last night, lmao at Awkwafina without her aave.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:07 |
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galagazombie posted:There is a nefarious conspiracy against thicc at the highest levels of Hollywood and it must be stopped. At some point in the last decade, Hollywood tried to find the optimal state for American audience engagement and content preferences so everything is PG-13, sexless but also full of mass murder.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:21 |
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DesertIslandHermit posted:At some point in the last decade, Hollywood tried to find the optimal state for American audience engagement and content preferences so everything is PG-13, sexless but also full of mass murder. When you've infantalized your consumer base so much that they can only conceptualize entertainment through the consumption of young adult novels about plucky 16 year olds saving the world, your product has to be sexless, unless you're going for the Woody Allen kind of fame which...ya know, would be bad.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:28 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Watched Shang Chi last night, lmao at Awkwafina without her aave. she dropped that like a sack of potatoes once she got a lil money
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:32 |
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I also saw Shang-Chi last night. It was fine, I'm a sucker for slow-motion jungfu bullshit so I thought it was alright enough. Wife hated it.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:35 |
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Judakel posted:she dropped that like a sack of potatoes once she got a lil money i like the interview where they ask her about it and she starts answering it like she's defending an Ivy League thesis.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:43 |
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DesertIslandHermit posted:At some point in the last decade, Hollywood tried to find the optimal state for American audience engagement and content preferences so everything is PG-13, sexless but also full of mass murder. This has been mentioned before and I mostly agree with it, but I still have to point out that Game of Thrones was a huge hit and boy did that have a whole lot of fuckin at parts but the fuckin did go down as the seasons progressed while the mass murder didn't
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:53 |
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Lib and let die posted:When you've infantalized your consumer base so much that they can only conceptualize entertainment through the consumption of young adult novels about plucky 16 year olds saving the world, your product has to be sexless, unless you're going for the Woody Allen kind of fame which...ya know, would be bad. the one thing I remember from when I was 16 was not being horny at all.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:53 |
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Feldegast42 posted:This has been mentioned before and I mostly agree with it, but I still have to point out that Game of Thrones was a huge hit and boy did that have a whole lot of fuckin at parts yeah but it's a total pendulum swing in the other direction where instead of just being sexless musclecapes, it's full-on rape and subjugation.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 19:55 |
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for anybody that thinks that modern media is too sexless, I invite you to watch any of the cw comic book shows or riverdale American gods also showed actual erect dong, which I have never seen on tv before or since
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:12 |
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Tankbuster posted:the one thing I remember from when I was 16 was not being horny at all. Well yeah but unless you're Roman Polanski you're not filming a hunger games sex scene because they're all literally children
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:14 |
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Aglet56 posted:for anybody that thinks that modern media is too sexless, I invite you to watch any of the cw comic book shows or riverdale Does this mean we are going to see Oscar Issac Moon Knight loving? Probably not given MCU unless they really want to sell sex past Eternals
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:14 |
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Aglet56 posted:for anybody that thinks that modern media is too sexless, I invite you to watch any of the cw comic book shows or riverdale 'American Gods' Will Feature a Lot of Digital Erections https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...vnTw75qWW_4Wt6s I question the commitment
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:14 |
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Watching The Last Duel (excellent movie btw, big reccommend) made me yearn for a big budget Joan of Arc biopic. Relatedly, how loving long am I gonna have to wait for a big-budget epic Napoleon/Genghis Khan movie Instead we get triple million dollar budget stinker superhero movies, year after year....
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:16 |
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Judakel posted:she dropped that like a sack of potatoes once she got a lil money She's not a very good actress either lmao.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:18 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Watching The Last Duel (excellent movie btw, big reccommend) made me yearn for a big budget Joan of Arc biopic. Relatedly, how loving long am I gonna have to wait for a big-budget epic Napoleon/Genghis Khan movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Messenger:_The_Story_of_Joan_of_Arc
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:19 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Watching The Last Duel (excellent movie btw, big reccommend) made me yearn for a big budget Joan of Arc biopic. Relatedly, how loving long am I gonna have to wait for a big-budget epic Napoleon/Genghis Khan movie We won’t see anything like that for awhile. Or at least one that will be financially successful. We’re in a pandemic and American cinema has bottlenecked media to be all about big movie franchises. China was the exception with their war movie because they actually did beat COVID
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:20 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Watching The Last Duel (excellent movie btw, big reccommend) made me yearn for a big budget Joan of Arc biopic. Relatedly, how loving long am I gonna have to wait for a big-budget epic Napoleon/Genghis Khan movie Scott's next film after Gucci is a Napoleon biopic.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:22 |
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It’s so weird to see Milla Jovovich before videogame movies became her life
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:23 |
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I've actually seen that Joan of Arc movie, but as far as I remember it wasn't that great China will release a Genghis Khan epic that takes off worldwide like how Parasite did and it will be snubbed for an Oscar due to sinophobia Edit: a Ridley Scott Napoleon biopic is Extremely My poo poo and if its anything like The Last Duel it'll whip big rear end, but because we live in the bad universe it'll be about as good as Robin Hood was.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:23 |
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Justin Tyme posted:I've actually seen that Joan of Arc movie, but as far as I remember it wasn't that great It wasn't great but $60 million, Luc Besson, Milla, Hoffman, and Malkovich is about as big budget as it gets for the era and we'll probably never see film made like it ever again (in that it balances the societal poo poo with fairly impressive practical war scenes) and the dumb period accurate Norman haircuts Now it'd surely be Scarjo with an undercut and a bunch of battle scenes where she poses and then it cuts to Total War CGI bullshit
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:28 |
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Mr Hootington posted:She-hulk is going to look weird. Had a friend say the She-Hulk is Marvel's Superman. The DC universe can have these moral absolutes, because it's more of an ideal world But if you put Any DC character into Marvel's world all their bad features would be exaggerated because it's more "realistic." Marvel "Realism" requires that characters can't be super powerful unless they go crazy, and have to be morally gray. She hulk is super powerful, but THAT powerful. She is a really simple and classical "power fantasy" character, but with limits. Her job as a lawyer is the 1980's job of being a news reporter. You meet a lot of people, and have to deal with complex problems. But she mostly comes out being good. If superman is "the nicest farm boy ever" She-Hulk is as good a city person can be If you put She-Hulk into the DC universe, she would easily be on the justice league. And would act as the go to devil's advocate for all their actions. She would be the most feminine and relatable character. Middle class, went to school, has a job, shops, binges tv shows, has their heart broken, breaks the forth wall. She's not a God, Rich, or an Alien.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:49 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Relatedly, how loving long am I gonna have to wait for a big-budget epic Napoleon/Genghis Khan movie
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:58 |
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Justin Tyme posted:China will release a Genghis Khan epic that takes off worldwide like how Parasite did and it will be snubbed for an Oscar due to sinophobia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHaYiA6u3Co still bitter this hasn't seen a sequel fake edit: holy poo poo, they did finally start work on a sequel but it hasn't come out yet????? http://getawaypictures.com/?p=103 started shooting in 2019 apparently
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 21:06 |
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Honestly though idk how you could even do a Napoleon movie and not have it end up being a turd like Alexander, it'd work best as a miniseries or a conventional two or three seasons, and I guess there's an adaptation of Stanley Kubrick's script in the works at HBO but it might be stuck in development hell. Going from officer during the revolution/Egypt to being exiled to Elba to returning for the hundred days and then being turbo-exiled to St Helena in the course of an hour and a half would make Napoleon just seem like this really annoying dude who wouldn't go away instead of the giant he was
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Justin Tyme posted:Honestly though idk how you could even do a Napoleon movie and not have it end up being a turd like Alexander, it'd work best as a miniseries or a conventional two or three seasons, and I guess there's an adaptation of Stanley Kubrick's script in the works at HBO but it might be stuck in development hell. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead style following two french soldiers going through the various escapades, only ever seeing Napoleon on the periphery
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 21:17 |
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you could always just make a Napoleon biopic five and a half hours long https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napol%E9on_(1927_film)
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 21:25 |
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France has too much history.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 21:25 |
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Maybe a prestige miniseries starring Elijah Wood
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 21:26 |
i didn't know Cable briefly looked like David Bowie. https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1459619075022221314?s=20
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 21:40 |
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https://twitter.com/MoreDisneyPlus/status/1459177498424463360/retweets/with_comments
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:39 |
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Blockade posted:https://twitter.com/MoreDisneyPlus/status/1459177498424463360/retweets/with_comments they're just making cum town bits now
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:40 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/pbrian0206/status/1458972624047026177 What's the deal with this mindset that we should just shut the gently caress up and let people enjoy things? It seems very prevalent. I get it to a point, I mean you don't wanna be the one person to say OKAY BUT THIS SUCKS HERE'S WHY every time anyone mentions enjoying something, but it seems like maybe there's some real damaging poo poo that could come from convincing people en masse that nobody wants to ever hear any criticisms - I probably don't need to go into detail because we're already somewhat living in that reality - like it already seems a lot of people Online get really uncomfortable if there's ever any kind of clashing of ideas, confrontation, or critical analysis about really anything. I've even seen people freeze up and refuse to engage in discussions about music or other entertainment they like, not necessarily even political things, but I guess that sort of mindset re: political ideas has its genesis in an aversion to questioning the quality of pop culture stuff, or maybe vice versa? Like it's the internet you know? Literally the place to talk about things and be critical with people from all over the world. I've been on SA most of my life and now with twitter, reddit, facebook, etc influence in (sorta) retrospect it's really obvious how culturally different this forum is from the rest of the internet in terms of people actually willing to jump in and talk. It's easy to understand how 'hey don't be critical of anything, it's a real dick move!' is in service to capital, but I'm stuck scratching my head wondering how such an obviously stupid way of thinking became so widespread. So what it is in our culture, maybe even society-at-large, hell maybe just the format of more popular internet forums, that spreads this sort of mindset that if our thoughts about something are bad that they are irrelevant?
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:42 |
nice sneakers. for a clown to wear. at the circus. IDIOT!
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:43 |
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uber_stoat posted:i didn't know Cable briefly looked like David Bowie. look at all those clowns in the new mutants what a bunch of clowns
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:43 |
Some Guy TT posted:look at all those clowns in the new mutants what a bunch of clowns they had a guy whose power was he was good at languages. loser.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:45 |
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Pyrus Malus posted:So what it is in our culture, maybe even society-at-large, hell maybe just the format of more popular internet forums, that spreads this sort of mindset that if our thoughts about something are bad that they are irrelevant? twitter encourages you to universalise statements that only apply to the ten or twenty people you're paying attention to. "you should be more positive/critical" are probably fine as subjective statements to people you know, but writ large they're both pretty meaningless.
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# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:46 |