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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Lol I made this PMF thread, though it's more about things that are funny to me than particularly bad code:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916312

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

// XXX XXX XXX TOTAL RECURSIVE CLUSTERFUCK

Sounds about right

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X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

mith posted:

Ya it was a Dallas goon meet like 15 years ago, she had passed out, he assaulted her. Not much to the story.

Nuh uh, she wasnt passed out, we were both drunk, i did mouth stuff and then she said thanks no further please and i said kay, she went over to the other couch and we went to sleep, cmon now.

Edit: and its not even some rando i stumbled across in a dark room, we literally spent the whole day together going to lots of different parties and i brought her to the goonmeet where we both settled down on the same couch together later on. If i was making her uncomfortable in any way, she wouldnt have moved over to the couch directly adjacent to me for tbe rest of the night and kissed me goodbye in the morning, gawd.

X JAKK fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Nov 13, 2021

Bluecobra
Sep 11, 2001

The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades

DemoneeHo posted:

So did Rib Kid actually kill a man?

https://imgur.com/EzfkfTY.mp4

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
if($result !== true) { return $result; } return true;

This one annoys me on a personal level

Munkeylord
Jun 21, 2012

Kirk Vikernes posted:

That's a new one. Usually goons fight over whether Rib Kid is Matt Damon or Jesse Plemons which they also can't tell apart

You mean matt daemon?

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

Does anyone know where I can get some pornography? I’m in the market.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I can't believe we're posting on forums written by someone who doesn't understand booleans

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Ganbare Gincun posted:

Something Sensitive no longer exists. I heard that the owner of that website/forum was doxed, and in response, he nuked the whole website.

LOL owned

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
I wish I would've met you
Now it's a little late
What you could've taught me
I could have saved some face
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they're right
But look how they all got strong

That's why I say hey man, nice shot
What a good shot man

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Booties posted:

Is he still dead?

Yup. And unless you happen to have access to the AllSpark and can resurrect him like Optimus Prime, it is very likely that he is going to stay that way.

haggisforthesoul
Feb 2, 2006
Soiled Meat
Rest in piss and peace.

loddite
Apr 17, 2012

I wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what.
Hmm ok so heres where I stand with all this I guess.

So I never really something awfuled. My edgy teen years were on AOL and IRC and forums on fan websites for Ed Edd and Eddy. I'd come here periodically to view funny and interesting posts but that's about it. I don't get about 98% of the lore of this site because of that. Also gotta say, I've looked at some old articles from back in the day and I *really* don't get what people are talking about with all this comedy genius stuff. Maybe it's because in the future with the world actually on fire and the hell of capitalism becoming more invasive than ever, dry sardonic humor packs more of a punch now than it did then. Not saying things weren't just as bad back then, ofc, just that we've had more time to cut our teeth in an online world where its very easy to see what's wrong and very easy to know people who have been impacted by it.

Anyway my primary exposure to Lowtax and SA culture was gaming garbage. I ate that poo poo up. Him and Shmorky played off of each other in just the right way to be hilarious to me at the time (I still get the line "a whole city, full of crisses" popping into my head unbidden every time i read headlines about problems in specific cities.)

Then Shmorky being a pedo groomer came out and I was really sad to hear about it because I looked up to them as a queer NB person who came out of SA semi-popular.
*Then* the whole "Lowtax making a Schmorky suicide countdown stream with his child prominently featured" thing happened, along with the mass exodus/banning of a lot of LP-ers I liked after one of them mentioned it was messed up to involve your kid in that kind of thing and Lowtax flipped out on her. That's the point where I realized Lowtax was a probably a gross dude in general.
And then the whole wifebeating news broke and the dude got run out of his own website and I learned a lot more about the kind of guy he really was. Suffice to say I'm not gonna mourn him.

I do know that people are complicated and messy though, and even for someone like him, I don't think I would have wanted him to *die*, especially through suicide. Honestly people like him, serial abusers, what I want would be for them to grow and change and heal (while taking responsibility for their actions and being separated from any place of power or influence over people they can hurt). I doubt he had zero good in him worth preserving. I doubt he was irredeemable, even though the cost to redeem himself grew and grew as he continually chose not do to so. I view this suicide as a waste of life and potential more than anything. He could have done better. He should have done better.

I'm not going to pretend to understand the pain or anger or pettiness or whatever emotions he was feeling when he decided to do this. That's not for me or anyone else to know, as sad as that is to realize.

All we can really do, honestly, is to help the people he left behind. His friends, his family, his exes and victims, his children. And each other. Pick each other up so that we can come away from this better. We're all still here, and we all still have time left to preserve and grow the good in ourselves. So I guess that's where I stand with that.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

loddite posted:

Hmm ok so heres where I stand with all this I guess.

So I never really something awfuled. My edgy teen years were on AOL and IRC and forums on fan websites for Ed Edd and Eddy.

lmao

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Tldr

loddite
Apr 17, 2012

I wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what.

Youre posting in a 257 page thread.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Lol if you think I read any of this

baby picture
Aug 7, 2004

I wish I could press a button and a rope would instantly tie around my ankle and I would be hung out of the highest window of the highest skyscraper in the world

nextlevelstart posted:

It was on the news this mroing

Munkeylord
Jun 21, 2012

chernobyl kinsman posted:

I wish I would've met you
Now it's a little late
What you could've taught me
I could have saved some face
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they're right
But look how they all got strong

That's why I say hey man, nice shot
What a good shot man

A man, has gun, a man, have fun, nice shot man

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

richard lives in ghost house now

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

loddite posted:

Hmm ok so heres where I stand with all this I guess.

So I never really something awfuled. My edgy teen years were on AOL and IRC and forums on fan websites for Ed Edd and Eddy. I'd come here periodically to view funny and interesting posts but that's about it. I don't get about 98% of the lore of this site because of that. Also gotta say, I've looked at some old articles from back in the day and I *really* don't get what people are talking about with all this comedy genius stuff. Maybe it's because in the future with the world actually on fire and the hell of capitalism becoming more invasive than ever, dry sardonic humor packs more of a punch now than it did then. Not saying things weren't just as bad back then, ofc, just that we've had more time to cut our teeth in an online world where its very easy to see what's wrong and very easy to know people who have been impacted by it.

Anyway my primary exposure to Lowtax and SA culture was gaming garbage. I ate that poo poo up. Him and Shmorky played off of each other in just the right way to be hilarious to me at the time (I still get the line "a whole city, full of crisses" popping into my head unbidden every time i read headlines about problems in specific cities.)

Then Shmorky being a pedo groomer came out and I was really sad to hear about it because I looked up to them as a queer NB person who came out of SA semi-popular.
*Then* the whole "Lowtax making a Schmorky suicide countdown stream with his child prominently featured" thing happened, along with the mass exodus/banning of a lot of LP-ers I liked after one of them mentioned it was messed up to involve your kid in that kind of thing and Lowtax flipped out on her. That's the point where I realized Lowtax was a probably a gross dude in general.
And then the whole wifebeating news broke and the dude got run out of his own website and I learned a lot more about the kind of guy he really was. Suffice to say I'm not gonna mourn him.

I do know that people are complicated and messy though, and even for someone like him, I don't think I would have wanted him to *die*, especially through suicide. Honestly people like him, serial abusers, what I want would be for them to grow and change and heal (while taking responsibility for their actions and being separated from any place of power or influence over people they can hurt). I doubt he had zero good in him worth preserving. I doubt he was irredeemable, even though the cost to redeem himself grew and grew as he continually chose not do to so. I view this suicide as a waste of life and potential more than anything. He could have done better. He should have done better.

I'm not going to pretend to understand the pain or anger or pettiness or whatever emotions he was feeling when he decided to do this. That's not for me or anyone else to know, as sad as that is to realize.

All we can really do, honestly, is to help the people he left behind. His friends, his family, his exes and victims, his children. And each other. Pick each other up so that we can come away from this better. We're all still here, and we all still have time left to preserve and grow the good in ourselves. So I guess that's where I stand with that.

Yes, Lowtax beat wife now he dead

What are all the other words for

loddite
Apr 17, 2012

I wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what.

Hedrigall posted:

Yes, Lowtax beat wife now he dead

What are all the other words for

Posting

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
If you post a lot of words they better be good. I might be reading this later in a quiet moment and if it sucks you'll never hear the end of it.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

Eason the Fifth posted:

i found that SA circa 2006-2016 sucked, actually

it's always sucked, just less than other sites imo

Vogler
Feb 6, 2009
Lowtax must have had an amorphous face because he looked nothing like himself if he got a beard or a different haircut. He was also a thin skinned moron and it made me sick how other goons would kowtow to him and his stupid whining. I'm sorry that I am so bad at giving speeches at funerals.

Munkeylord
Jun 21, 2012

loddite posted:

Hmm ok so that.

Took longer to edit the post than to reply didnt read. All your original words, first three then last. Nice

RevolverReach
Nov 21, 2014

loddite posted:

Schmorky suicide countdown stream

the what

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Oh no...lmao.

modeski
Apr 21, 2005

Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate.

Heath posted:

Why hasn't modeski been banned yet considering all he does is come post every couple of months about SJWs or whatever

The only time I've posted about SJWs as far as I can recall has been on this thread. If you're the sort of person to go through my post history to prove me wrong, feel free. I honestly don't recall. I mostly lurk a few megathreads on which I'm five years behind, and the odd thread on SH/SC. The fact that me pointing out that the forums appear to have gone this way is apparently so offensive kind of proves my point, no? Just add me to your ignore list and move on. I'm not crying over the fact that GBS has changed for what I perceive to be the worse, but I do think it's a little sad. I'll still always maintain that it's just the internet and people need to stop taking it and themselves so seriously.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Okay so right now you can't send duplicate reports. It turns out there is some code in there that is supposed to let you report things again, as long as it's been at least 7 days since the last report. This isn't a very useful feature, it's not like we ignore reports, but it's there.

However, it is coded wrong. Instead, when reporting a post, if it's already been reported, you are only allowed to submit the report if the previous report was made *at least* 7 days in the future. Time travelers are warned to get their reports in early.

this is loving majestic

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
MITH cmon and bring your bitch rear end out of hiding and explain why youre accusing me of some goddamn rape that has somehow never been mentioned to me at any point before this day

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

modeski posted:

The only time I've posted about SJWs as far as I can recall has been on this thread. If you're the sort of person to go through my post history to prove me wrong, feel free. I honestly don't recall. I mostly lurk a few megathreads on which I'm five years behind, and the odd thread on SH/SC. The fact that me pointing out that the forums appear to have gone this way is apparently so offensive kind of proves my point, no? Just add me to your ignore list and move on. I'm not crying over the fact that GBS has changed for what I perceive to be the worse, but I do think it's a little sad. I'll still always maintain that it's just the internet and people need to stop taking it and themselves so seriously.

Right on brudda, c'mon, say some slurs with us!

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Resplendentoops posted:

"Is this heaven?" asked Lowtax.

"Not exactly..." said Bigpeeler, handing him a broom and pail. "C'mon, the zebras are this way."

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

HonorableTB posted:

lmao she made a fuckin altar

to dick yanka



I knew I'd seen that altar before.

https://i.imgur.com/MeuXepS.mp4

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Moola posted:

I drew a picture of me and Screamy during happier times



I love pastoral scenes.

Munkeylord
Jun 21, 2012

"Starts beat boxing on the stairs"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Kirk Vikernes posted:

I knew I'd seen that altar before.

https://i.imgur.com/MeuXepS.mp4

:ck5:

loddite
Apr 17, 2012

I wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what.

Munkeylord posted:

Took longer to edit the post than to reply didnt read. All your original words, first three then last. Nice

Is it weird that I'm thinking of posting regularly on SA now because I don't get enough people disrespecting me as a matter of course in my life?

Everyone I hang out with is too nice tbh. Sometimes I crave being told I'm boring. It's a nice change of pace. Makes me feel like I can trust you.

Barnum Brown Shoes
Jan 29, 2013

The Grumbles posted:

the thing about the quote "goodnight sweet prince" is that it's an incredibly iconic quote from Hamlet, but whenever you see it used on the internet by a terrible nerd you 100% know they're actually quoting the big lebowski, even though the big lebowski was itself obviously quoting hamlet as the whole drat joke, which as a process kind of sums up the failed experiment that is nerd culture

This guy? Out of their element

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Lol just loving lmao at all the fail posters coming out of the woodwork that haven't been here since 2006

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Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

loddite posted:

Is it weird that I'm thinking of posting regularly on SA now because I don't get enough people disrespecting me as a matter of course in my life?

Everyone I hang out with is too nice tbh. Sometimes I crave being told I'm boring. It's a nice change of pace. Makes me feel like I can trust you.

Your av is cool, kinda like a protogen but different

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