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Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.
god the people that have regged to stir up the thread are somehow so aggressively poo poo at actually getting across any points they want to make and have anyone seem to remotely give a poo poo

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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Googes posted:


I kept them in my freezer for like two years until I buried them in my compost pile last year


and on that spot grew a pussywillow. :3

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

despite all my rage i am still just a fish in a freezer :screamy:

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

the cryptos makes you stupid

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Hey evilwombat / Futa Snake.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I tweaked it so it's 69kb

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


I wonder how much Jeffrey has made this month

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


:screamy::gas:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


jaegerx posted:

I wonder how much Jeffrey has made this month

at least $30

AnonymouseNo5
Nov 11, 2021

The other banner was better, tbh.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



:getin::screamy:

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
There are two fish inside you
:coolfish::screamy:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Lux Animus posted:

There are two fish inside you
:coolfish::screamy:

There is a little screamy in all of us.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

ive never cummed in my life you should see the size of my balls

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

:nutshot::screamy::

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

AnonymouseNo5 posted:

The other banner was better, tbh.

I'm not sure what Twice Baked Ham has to do with anything.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I’ll trade my Twitter account for a valuable cartoon ape.

Noisycat
Jul 6, 2003

If you give a mouse a cookie, you are supporting underground furry terrorists.
I hope Futa reregs with HueyLewisandtheNudes

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
lmao that lowtax offed himself just to give us another seraph84

e: or whatever number. seraph anyway

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe

My favorite part

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Five years ago.

Googes
Sep 2, 2006

Not much bro, just dancin on a streetlamp

Plant MONSTER. posted:

and on that spot grew a pussywillow. :3

Actually I'm pretty sure my roommate's dog ate them, he got pretty sick right after I chucked em in there

Noisycat
Jul 6, 2003

If you give a mouse a cookie, you are supporting underground furry terrorists.
Its hilarious they posted a huge intro on r/westworld of all places lmao

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

His doctors told him ziplines were dangerous. They said "your body is lame, you've had too much fetal alcohol syndrome. Its too exciting for your lovely body"

And he told them "I'll live on MY terms. And when i cross that chasm, I'll buckle down and start sending child support! I'll show you, you bitch doctors"

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Nov 14, 2021

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

I'm honestly in awe that Lowtax made hundreds of thousands of dollars selling the site and yet just a year later he's talking about fleeing the country partly because of owing the government money. Like, how badly did he gently caress up his taxes and how was $400k not enough money to pay it off?

nvidiagouge
Sep 30, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
A human sized vulture that subsists solely on cum and drama.

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives
*lowtax descends into hell sliding down a giant stripper pole like Lil Nas X but the pole is Barnacle Jim's face*

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Alice log off for your own sanity, what little is left

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Googes posted:

Actually I'm pretty sure my roommate's dog ate them, he got pretty sick right after I chucked em in there

At first I thought this was another post about cum.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Serene Dragon posted:

I'm honestly in awe that Lowtax made hundreds of thousands of dollars selling the site and yet just a year later he's talking about fleeing the country partly because of owing the government money. Like, how badly did he gently caress up his taxes and how was $400k not enough money to pay it off?

apparently he spent most of it so he wouldn't have to pay. i imagine his intense "spite spending" probably was a significant factor that lead to him doing what he did

Ries
Apr 14, 2003
Motorcycle

Zesty posted:

Sure, I'll fall for this.

This is just too perfect of a prank for a goon to just let pass by.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ganbare Gincun posted:

when you gotta go, you gotta go

Lmfao this is Peloton Queen Jess King's fiancee

I have nothing against Jess King but god drat I do not want to be her PR manager right now

This is from six pages back but bite me

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Note Block posted:

My favorite part



Lol

Googes
Sep 2, 2006

Not much bro, just dancin on a streetlamp

CaptainSarcastic posted:

At first I thought this was another post about cum.

Well it's about testicles so you're not far off

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003

Back in ~2002 (before I registered for a forums account) in computer class I remember cackling to his ICQ pranks: something about a meat-rollercoaster, and him trolling a rapper talking about how wearing diapers was cool; stuff I found to be hilarious in my 15 year old brain. I read a number of his articles, not many of them were funny, but they were weird and different from the stuff we had to read in school. It inspired me to want to write my own weird stuff for fun, and I did. I shared the front page stuff with some of the other kids in the class, including the l337 like JeffK articles, and the Photoshop Phridays and within a few days there was a whole row of kids in the class looking at SomethingAwful.com. I don't think it ever really caught on beyond that, but I knew at the time it was unique, and a refreshing departure from the culture of the early aughts.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

god the people that have regged to stir up the thread are somehow so aggressively poo poo at actually getting across any points they want to make and have anyone seem to remotely give a poo poo

This is the thread lowtax's suicide earned, deserves and reflects

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Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

g0lbez posted:

apparently he spent most of it so he wouldn't have to pay. i imagine his intense "spite spending" probably was a significant factor that lead to him doing what he did

Anyone with an ounce of sense would know that's literally not how it works. But, well, clearly not a thing Lowtax was in possession of since he pissed away the easiest money making gig in history by beating several women.

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