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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Do they figure in the cost of the trash can

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Continuing the world tour:

Angola:



Nothing too crazy. Hard boiled egg and olive? Ehh.

Antigua



Horrible seafood pizza with the shells intact

Argentina



Welcome to madness.



Is that banana on the second from the left? Devilled eggs?



Another angle brings me no closer to understanding

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

gschmidl posted:

€44 pizza



Ingredients:

caviar
red salmon eggs
quail eggs
sour cream
chives
23-carat gold

Ah yes, caviar and sour cream. Famously even more delicious when served hot.
:psyduck:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Djibouti



StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

TheSwizzler posted:


Argentina



Welcome to madness.



Is that banana on the second from the left? Devilled eggs?



Another angle brings me no closer to understanding

I'm intrigued by the Argentinian Pizza Club and their 4-panel strip comic pizzas, like is one of the slices going to be the punchline? If I were over there I'd visit, they look edible. They also seem to hold with the pattern of South American pizzas being slightly under-cooked, though.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

StoryTime posted:

I'm intrigued by the Argentinian Pizza Club and their 4-panel strip comic pizzas, like is one of the slices going to be the punchline? If I were over there I'd visit, they look edible. They also seem to hold with the pattern of South American pizzas being slightly under-cooked, though.

A good bit of that pizza slideshow looks good, but it also brings confusion, like the place is being run by a slightly mad wizard

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


this is clearly a family sized creme brulee

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Is that a plate of overcooked sea scallops behind the creme brulee?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Futanari Damacy posted:

Is that a plate of overcooked sea scallops behind the creme brulee?

Yes.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Armenia



I'm not even sure if this is supposed to be pizza or some other local dish, most Armenian pizza looks pretty standard

Australia



Austria





Azerbaijan



The main unusual thing is that apparently in Azerbaijan, pizza places tend to also serve sushi



This is from a place called "Pizza Hat"

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

StoryTime posted:

4-panel strip comic pizzas
Thanks now I'm trying to wrap my head around what loss.jpg would be as a pizza.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Sashimi posted:

Thanks now I'm trying to wrap my head around what loss.jpg would be as a pizza.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

:master:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The banana things look like scallops to me

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

A friend of a friend is over in Peru and ordered a medium pizza from Papa Johns:


StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Quantum of Phallus posted:

A friend of a friend is over in Peru and ordered a medium pizza from Papa Johns:




What
The
gently caress

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Maybe people are just a lot bigger over there

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TheSwizzler posted:

Armenia



I'm not even sure if this is supposed to be pizza or some other local dish, most Armenian pizza looks pretty standard


Bottom left looks like lahmajun which is delicious (mixture of minced beef or lamb, onions, crushed tomatoes, and garlic on a thin crispy crust).

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

Maybe people are just a lot bigger over there

Or a lot smaller

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

A friend of a friend is over in Peru and ordered a medium pizza from Papa Johns:

Get them to see how small a small pizza is.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I don't understand the segmenting of different ingredients all over the pizza.

You need to have evenly distributed toppings unless some rear end in a top hat doesn't like pepperoni or something and you need to get half cheese. But like above, just throwing a single random ham slice on it somewhere. wtf?

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Schubalts posted:

Get them to see how small a small pizza is.

"And how large is the pizza, or how small it is? Who decides this?"

*The shadow of a person wearing a cook's hat stretches across the floor projected by a powerful backlight*

"I do."

*Camera swings around to show a beaten up constable tied up in a chair*

"Mestre..."

"Ugh!"

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Futanari Damacy posted:

Is that a plate of overcooked sea scallops behind the creme brulee?

I think it’s garlic bread or similar.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I don't understand the segmenting of different ingredients all over the pizza.

You need to have evenly distributed toppings unless some rear end in a top hat doesn't like pepperoni or something and you need to get half cheese. But like above, just throwing a single random ham slice on it somewhere. wtf?

"Chet, new order in, ham, pineapple, onion."
"Did they say how many?"
"No they did not."
*grins sarcastically at the blank canvas of the crust*

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Bottom left looks like lahmajun which is delicious (mixture of minced beef or lamb, onions, crushed tomatoes, and garlic on a thin crispy crust).

Upper right is probably zaatar, which isn't good, imo, but at least it's a recognizable concept and traditional



Why they'd feel the need to add those abortions in the middle is anyone's guess

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Bottom left looks like lahmajun which is delicious (mixture of minced beef or lamb, onions, crushed tomatoes, and garlic on a thin crispy crust).

Over here we can already buy the sequel:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

"Chet, new order in, ham, pineapple, onion."
"Did they say how many?"
"No they did not."
*grins sarcastically at the blank canvas of the crust*

That’s why I always order using plurals. “Yes I’d like a medium pepperonis pizza, a small hams and pineapples pizza, and three small cheeses pizzas .”

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

Upper right is probably zaatar, which isn't good, imo, but at least it's a recognizable concept and traditional



Why they'd feel the need to add those abortions in the middle is anyone's guess

I feel like if you saw this in person it'd be moving.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

Upper right is probably zaatar, which isn't good, imo, but at least it's a recognizable concept and traditional



Why they'd feel the need to add those abortions in the middle is anyone's guess

cursed

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Pizza Safari Continues:

Bahamas



Uncooked but there are entirely too many toppings going on here.

Bahrain



Generally innocent of pizza crimes, although that's mostly because there are very few small shops. It's either Papa John's, or this upstart rebel faction, Mama Joz

Bangladesh



Tiny corn on anything is a bootable offense.



Advanced pizza technology that has gone beyond the stuffed crust.



Welp

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Baby corn owns, actually. I'm not too surprised to see it on Bangladeshi pizza, it also seemed v. common in India. Another thing I saw in pics of India was ripe corn that had been cut off in sheets and maintained their shape, like the opposite of Loose Corn. :thunk:

also that tuna marinara pizza looks fuckin nasty

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

aw hell naw.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Look at the shadow left by the leftmost spike of the fork. Is that poo poo translucent? Please don't tell me it's translucent.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



TheSwizzler posted:



Advanced pizza technology that has gone beyond the stuffed crust.

Bah, we had this level of pizza technology all the way back in the mid 90s


Man I loved those as a kid, even more than stuffed crust.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ah yes, the ol' upper-deckeroni

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Barbados



I remain bewildered by the fact this is a fairly common genre of pizza crime. There's no strange local taste being catered to here, no having to make do with topping availability, the purpose is unknowable

Belarus





Belgium



Love me an underdone jumbo shrimp pizza with the traditional sides of ice cream and orange juice

Belize



Awful pizza, 90% crust and a small heap of toppings in the center. Love the cheese that comes with it though. Five stars.

Benin



This is actually a pizza going by the other photos.

Bhutan



what

Bolivia



:smith:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

It's just sesame with some mushed up herbs on flatbread, but yeah, it looks like poo poo, and doesn't taste much better.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Not a fan of za'atar pizza. I like za'atar just fine as a seasoning but both times I've tried manakish pizza it just did not work for me. Bad texture (from the layer of dry herbs, not the dough), unpleasant overall. It's like how you can get a dry rub for wings, except it's a dry rub pizza, and it's Bad.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:cumpolice:
A foodcrime has been committed

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