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Lungboy posted:How does a 93? year old with servants to do everything for her sprain her back? sebzilla posted:She's been having a grand old time on Tinder since Phil died. JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Pronouns: We
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Songbearer posted:Moola can't you see, Screamy's piscine parents have been waiting at the pearly gates for its return and it's been so long, so long. They have all the tiny fish pellets and the biggest tank for it to swim in but they're just waiting, why are you making them wait? They're crying but you can't see that because fish live in water but they're doing that. Don't place a hard drive with your fish, the hard drive does not have a soul, not after what you put on it. It is going to Hell, Moola, but your fish is not, probably. Please help it.
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Failed Imagineer posted:https://twitter.com/JoeStephenson96/status/1459818049914212355?s=20 Jedit posted:HHH instead of HRH. Prince Andrew keeps his job but is now billed as The Under-18 Taker.
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screw huge cocks aLoHa posted:gently caress you and your huge cock
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ded posted:richard has been sober for 3 days now! Eason the Fifth posted:Today is the day lowtax rises again mith posted:I too have no faith that he can stay sober four days. BlankSystemDaemon posted:He was funny at times, sure - especially with something rehearsed. That doesn't mean that he has to be forgiven for what he did later on. sad question posted:You'll find that it's Lowtax who is practicing death of the author right now.
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Lowtax made a thread about how he and nobody else from here would get to go to heaven, and he could answer questions about it, as a mercy to us fools that would never get to see it. That was a pretty good thread. I think it made frontpage.
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# ? Nov 14, 2021 20:30 |
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Haha yep I got (sorta) the final word in it too P good guide imho (not frontpage article)
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# ? Nov 14, 2021 20:53 |
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I think this guy might be crazy. Told Two Times posted:Why yes I do apologize for all those poo poo heads coming here trying to gently caress with the truth.
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Dear goons I flushed soap down toilet how do I unclog toilet? User loses posting privileges for 1 week. TehRox posted:Long story short, I had my soap in the shower and it was getting to be old/breaking apart, I figured Id get rid of it and start a new bar.
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cool, thanks
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EorayMel posted:Dear goons I flushed soap down toilet how do I unclog toilet? User loses posting privileges for 1 week. Hopefully he's fixed it by now.
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 21:12 |
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Sorry if this has been asked before, but Eeory what are you doing? Are you ok?
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 21:25 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Sorry if this has been asked before, but Eeory what are you doing? Are you ok? Looking for Funny Forum Quotes™, of course.
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 21:31 |
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I've been going about my life completely wrong haven't I.
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 21:56 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I've been going about my life completely wrong haven't I. All signs point to yes
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EorayMel posted:Looking for Funny Forum Quotes™, of course. I like the bizarre forums ephemera EM keeps turning up
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Empty Sandwich posted:I like the bizarre forums ephemera EM keeps turning up [Donkey Kong 64 voice] Welcome To Bonus Stage! The Vincester posted:This may seem like trolling, but goddman, just reading the TITLES are enough to make you cringe when this guy posts. From "Post creepy/crazy/funny masturbation stories" _DEAGLE_ posted:Mine would have to be from about 2 years ago. It was school holidays so I was doing the usual "go to sleep at 5am, wake up at 5pm" deal that most teenagers do. It was nearing the end of the holidays though, so I had to reset my bodyclock. I knew I could do this by pulling an allnighter, however, I began to tire around 1pm. I had to do something fast. TylerK posted:What kind of pussy doesn't eat his own poo poo. gently caress, my dad used to tell me, "Son, a man that don't eat his own poo poo ain't worth the paper he's printed on." I guess it makes more sense if you know that my dad can only see 2-dimensionally.
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EorayMel posted:Dear goons I flushed soap down toilet how do I unclog toilet? User loses posting privileges for 1 week. This has that really good "OP was raised by TVs in a hermetically-sealed cage and has no idea how even the most basic functions of everyday life work" energy that I associate with really old SA and the bachelor threads. Why would you flush bar soap down the toilet? How does that thought even happen?
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Antivehicular posted:This has that really good "OP was raised by TVs in a hermetically-sealed cage and has no idea how even the most basic functions of everyday life work" energy that I associate with really old SA and the bachelor threads. Why would you flush bar soap down the toilet? How does that thought even happen? It's like a trash can but for water things! Gonna flush an empty shampoo bottle brb
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 23:45 |
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"will the soap dissolve in water?" This person has never used a bar of soap in their life.
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# ? Nov 16, 2021 00:44 |
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Memento posted:This is Obi-Wan's house on Tatooine
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# ? Nov 16, 2021 08:34 |
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Lowtax posted:I resemble a dead cancer kid in many ways, so honestly I do not see how this plan could fail.
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Raised By Birds posted:Al Goodwyn ajkalan posted:"I don't know" would have sufficed.
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What episode has homer looking down the barrel?
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Milo and POTUS posted:What episode has homer looking down the barrel? S5E11 Homer The Vigilante https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E33Z0RPWuHs
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Milo and POTUS posted:What episode has homer looking down the barrel? I'm guessing 'every episode homer is holding a gun'. He's a safety inspector so we can rest assured he knows what he's doing.
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# ? Nov 16, 2021 15:12 |
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gently caress me, that episode was 27 years ago. I bet some of you whippersnappers hadn't even been born in 1994.
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Orange Cream Soda posted:
Orange Cream Soda posted:edit:L needs more catchy thread title lol "omg it wont endQ!!! =T_T=" five posts by me in a row just aint rihgt. i just dont shur rhe gently caress up EorayMel has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Nov 16, 2021 |
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Stammering to my parents who found my stash of benadryl while tossing my room that they're not mine
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Better without context imoA Buttery Pastry posted:Can't believe I have to say this in C-SPAM, but not every terrorist has the same opportunities as you.
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one of my daughters wrote us a "suicide note" saying she had taken like a dozen ibuprofens, it was all I could do to not laugh in her face (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Winifred Madgers posted:one of my daughters wrote us a "suicide note" saying she had taken like a dozen ibuprofens, it was all I could do to not laugh in her face
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Winifred Madgers posted:one of my daughters wrote us a "suicide note" saying she had taken like a dozen ibuprofens, it was all I could do to not laugh in her face You sound like a cool dad.
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Winifred Madgers posted:one of my daughters wrote us a "suicide note" saying she had taken like a dozen ibuprofens, it was all I could do to not laugh in her face
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My wife told me that homicide detectives came by to let us know that our daughter was the victim of a murder suicide and all I could say was "Boom, Headshot!"
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