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Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



nine-gear crow posted:

Telling that the thing I'm highlighted for is Rock Paper Scissors and not my work on stuff like, say, White Knight Chronicles, Ace Combat, or Killzone.
I thought WKC was great, but I didn't want that post to be more of a wall of text than it already was, so I had to pick and choose my examples for each type, and I thought Chewbot's AC LP was a much more iconic example of taking a barebones "plot" and cardboard stand-in PC and turning it into something legendary with your own hands. I also wanted to bring up Didja Redo's Avalon Code LP and Schildkrote's Persona 3 LP where they turned the game into a series of blog posts. There's a lot of good material that's come out of this subforum, is what I'm trying to say.

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Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!

nightelf_37 posted:

Huh. Guess I'm not cut out for SSLPs after all. :( Simply playing them isn't enough, I have to be informative as heck, too.

Surprisingly not true, as highlighted by others. Obscurity is absolutely a valid draw for a thread, provided that the game in question isn't...whatever those romhacks are. Danganronpa is the biggest and most obvious example on the forums of something that is both intrinsically a really cool game and something nobody had ever heard of, so Oren functionally *didn't* have to be funny, or interesting (which is not to say he wasn't, considering he was translating it as he went), the game was doing the heavy lifting for him.

...That said, you should probably take a month or so, lurk and read a bunch of threads, and come back with a username change before you attempt anything else.

nightelf_37
Oct 13, 2021

by Hand Knit

Artix posted:

Surprisingly not true, as highlighted by others. Obscurity is absolutely a valid draw for a thread, provided that the game in question isn't...whatever those romhacks are. Danganronpa is the biggest and most obvious example on the forums of something that is both intrinsically a really cool game and something nobody had ever heard of, so Oren functionally *didn't* have to be funny, or interesting (which is not to say he wasn't, considering he was translating it as he went), the game was doing the heavy lifting for him.

...That said, you should probably take a month or so, lurk and read a bunch of threads, and come back with a username change before you attempt anything else.

Aw, man. I spent 30 bucks to get in here and be free to search the archives. 5 more just to alter my username is a bridge I'm not sure I'm willing to cross.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

nightelf_37 posted:

Aw, man. I spent 30 bucks to get in here and be free to search the archives. 5 more just to alter my username is a bridge I'm not sure I'm willing to cross.

Then you better get used to being known as the Amputee Sex-Slave Romhack Guy for the entirety of your time here on Something Awful. Because like I said, you and that gross sex crime romhack are now intrinsically linked in the eyes of this sub-forum. A name change or new account is basically the only way you'll be able to recover from that one cataclysmic first-post mistake at this point.

TeeQueue
Oct 9, 2012

The time has come. Soon, the bell shall ring. A new world will come. Rise, my servants. Rise and serve me. I am death and life. Darkness and light.

nine-gear crow posted:

Then you better get used to being known as the Amputee Sex-Slave Romhack Guy for the entirety of your time here on Something Awful. Because like I said, you and that gross sex crime romhack are now intrinsically linked in the eyes of this sub-forum. A name change or new account is basically the only way you'll be able to recover from that one cataclysmic first-post mistake at this point.

In other words, the only options you have are to flee from the cringe, or accept that you're going to get made fun of. If you wait long enough you might have a while where nobody remembers, but it's basically inevitable.

Either way, the best of luck with making an LP that really works. If you're still wanting to check out some good SSLPs on the LP archive, I also recommend GuavaMoment's XCOM series—they're a very good read that I've gone through multiple times and were very formative for me in figuring out how narrative LPs are structured.

FrenzyTheKillbot
Jan 31, 2008

Good Hustle

nightelf_37 posted:

Huh. Guess I'm not cut out for SSLPs after all. :( Simply playing them isn't enough, I have to be informative as heck, too.

The best advice I've seen on this subforum, as far as approach goes, is to pretend that you have a friend coming over to sit on the couch and watch you play video games. They are your audience.

What game would you pick? Would you sit in silence? Or just describe what's happening on screen? This is what people mean when they imply that "simply playing them isn't enough".

There's no single correct answer for style, but you need to do something to ensure that your "friend" is entertained. Whether that's making jokes, or being informative, or showing off secrets and easter eggs, or letting them make choices, or doing a blind run so you can experience it together, or whatever else. You just need to make sure that your "friend" doesn't get so bored that they remember a dentist's appointment and leave.

nightelf_37
Oct 13, 2021

by Hand Knit
Yeah...

I think I finally know what game I wanna SSLP. And I swear by Sally, Fedule, Danaru that the only adult stuff about it is war violence. I just have to figure out how to narrate it. It has two(+) paths of violence and "pacifism". But it's not Undertale, and Deltarune is ongoing.

You'll just have to wait and see, and we (you goons and myself) should all hope I'm not making a big mistake.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

You don't need to do teases, just post it when you have it.

ivantod
Mar 27, 2010

Mahalo, fuckers.

nightelf_37 posted:

Yeah...

I think I finally know what game I wanna SSLP. And I swear by Sally, Fedule, Danaru that the only adult stuff about it is war violence. I just have to figure out how to narrate it. It has two(+) paths of violence and "pacifism". But it's not Undertale, and Deltarune is ongoing.

You'll just have to wait and see, and we (you goons and myself) should all hope I'm not making a big mistake.

I've been reading the last few posts of yours, and honestly I have to tell you something: you're taking all this way too seriously. It has basically consumed the discussion in TWO whole threads now for several days, when we are just talking about LPs on an internet forum that people do for fun. It's not going to earn you any money and it's not going to get you any kind of "reputation" either.

In all honesty, what I would do at this point would be simply to take a step back a bit and come back later with a LP of a game that fits the rules of this forum. You started a bit on a wrong foot here, but of course that's nothing insurmountable. However you have an attitude of desperately wanting to find a game that you can LP and making statements like above "you'll have to wait and see what I've chosen" and so on. But, I'll tell you a big secret: nobody gives a poo poo. Choose a game or don't. LP the game or don't. People who are interested will watch/read. People who aren't, won't. That's about it. No awards, reputation, points or anything else will be earned. We only do it here for fun or to show off games that are in some way interesting but maybe not a lot of people know about them for whatever reason or for whatever other reason.

Just relax please, step back for a bit, figure out what you want to do and then do it. That's it--as long as it fits within this forum's rules. No need for big announcements, teasers or anything like that (well other than posting in the "New LP" thread when you start a LP).

EDIT: Got beaten in a much more concise way by the post above! :v:

ivantod fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Nov 8, 2021

Psycho Knight
Jan 19, 2017

"Being a fangame and not bound to a rating, Pokemon Reborn is able to expand more on topics such as death and the extreme dangers Pokemon could pose. These topics...are treated with the respect such a subject deserves."

Let's throw a Medicham into a volcano and make it give the T2 thumbs up!

ivantod posted:

But, I'll tell you a big secret: nobody gives a poo poo. Choose a game or don't. LP the game or don't. People who are interested will watch/read. People who aren't, won't. That's about it. No awards, reputation, points or anything else will be earned. We only do it here for fun or to show off games that are in some way interesting but maybe not a lot of people know about them for whatever reason or for whatever other reason.

This. Nobody is breathlessly awaiting the next project from the "Pokemon amputee sex slave" guy. I'm sure some people are waiting to see if you will douse yourself in gasoline a second time, because that would certainly liven up the place for a bit, but that is not the same as caring what game you might do it with.

Just take the sincere feedback and advice you have received and use it to take your best shot. That's all you need to do.

nine-gear crow posted:

Then you better get used to being known as the Amputee Sex-Slave Romhack Guy for the entirety of your time here on Something Awful. Because like I said, you and that gross sex crime romhack are now intrinsically linked in the eyes of this sub-forum. A name change or new account is basically the only way you'll be able to recover from that one cataclysmic first-post mistake at this point.

For $30, I personally suggest owning up to it and just learning to live with it. Given their posting style, I'd have to imagine that buying a new account or name change would do nothing, since the people here would probably immediately figure out who it is.

Edit:

nine-gear crow posted:

Telling that the thing I'm highlighted for is Rock Paper Scissors and not my work on stuff like, say, White Knight Chronicles, Ace Combat, or Killzone.

I will always remember you for WKC. Smile or weep for that accordingly.

Psycho Knight fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Nov 8, 2021

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

good lord why waste so many words on comforting the sex creep, dude is absolutely gonna say or do some insane creepy poo poo again when they do their next lp, no matter how polite and pathetic they seem now. thats the basic samsara of online

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

TVTropes has a lot to answer for, even after all these years

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Namtab posted:

TVTropes has a lot to answer for, even after all these years

It’s no small coincidence that their first-post faceplant disaster can literally be summed up with :tvtropes:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Whatever happened to the classic lovely rom hacks where you just had Mega Man say a cuss?

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

FutureFriend posted:

good lord why waste so many words on comforting the sex creep, dude is absolutely gonna say or do some insane creepy poo poo again when they do their next lp, no matter how polite and pathetic they seem now. thats the basic samsara of online
Please, be more respectful. Address him by his full title: "pokemon amputee sex slave romhack guy, the first."
He might live it down in a few decades.

Booky
Feb 21, 2013

Chill Bug


FutureFriend posted:

good lord why waste so many words on comforting the sex creep, dude is absolutely gonna say or do some insane creepy poo poo again when they do their next lp, no matter how polite and pathetic they seem now. thats the basic samsara of online

IGgy IGsen posted:

Please, be more respectful. Address him by his full title: "pokemon amputee sex slave romhack guy, the first."
He might live it down in a few decades.

:lol:

maybe we should just ban the sex creep now before they post about amputee knockers in their next edgy romhack test post or w/e and dig their rep straight to the center of the earth

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
wait for the comedy well to dry up before banning them imo

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Dick Gamingo, the porn parody version of Richard

Booky
Feb 21, 2013

Chill Bug


cheetah7071 posted:

wait for the comedy well to dry up before banning them imo

:yeah:

just keep them around like a ye olden court jester

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
We've lost a Let's Play legend today, and by legend i mean guy who tried to post his LPs in here for attention and then pitched a fit and left because people thought his LPs were low-effort and unfunny

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Aw poo poo, Richard Gamingo died too? :(

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Jamesman posted:

Aw poo poo, Richard Gamingo died too? :(

:sbahj:

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Jamesman posted:

Aw poo poo, Richard Gamingo died too? :(

lmao

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Richard Gaminwent

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep
Richard Gamingone?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Odd Wilson posted:

Richard Gamingone?

but not forgotten

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
Also my avatar is suddenly amusing again

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Jamesman posted:

Aw poo poo, Richard Gamingo died too? :(

lmao

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Jamesman posted:

Aw poo poo, Richard Gamingo died too? :(

Hahaha holy poo poo

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

StillFullyTerrible posted:

We've lost a Let's Play legend today, and by legend i mean guy who tried to post his LPs in here for attention and then pitched a fit and left because people thought his LPs were low-effort and unfunny



I don't think the rumors are true. Here's what really killed him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHJs35Or8s

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
i'll always remember lowtax's LPs for one thing: that he was less funny than the child-grooming online predator babyfur co-commentator

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

MetaMeme
Apr 30, 2017

You may boorishly refer to it as "Pickpocketing", but I prefer "Urban Foraging".
Moving away from All That, I'm currently putting together a SSLP of an obscure translation of an obscure fangame of an idol anime.

is there anything wrong with the post or first update, or should I go post it?

Mix.
Jan 24, 2021

Huh? What?


Does anyone have a good rule of thumb for how long you should pause on a dialogue section before moving to the next one when it comes to a video LP of a VN/RPG Maker/Etc type game?

I'm teaching myself video editing (slowly :shobon:) to expand the range of stuff I can LP (and also, like, for practical purposes, I already edit audio for a podcast I'm part of so adding video to my repertoire would help tremendously), but my reading speed is absurdly quick so I have no personal sense of what a good amount of time would be for the average person. (Obviously if there's voice acting that helps set its own metric, but this is for stuff without voice acting).

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Mix. posted:

Does anyone have a good rule of thumb for how long you should pause on a dialogue section before moving to the next one when it comes to a video LP of a VN/RPG Maker/Etc type game?

I'm teaching myself video editing (slowly :shobon:) to expand the range of stuff I can LP (and also, like, for practical purposes, I already edit audio for a podcast I'm part of so adding video to my repertoire would help tremendously), but my reading speed is absurdly quick so I have no personal sense of what a good amount of time would be for the average person. (Obviously if there's voice acting that helps set its own metric, but this is for stuff without voice acting).

The advice I've heard is read it in your head twice, though I do SSLPs so it's not really relevant for me :v:

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep

MetaMeme posted:

Moving away from All That, I'm currently putting together a SSLP of an obscure translation of an obscure fangame of an idol anime.

is there anything wrong with the post or first update, or should I go post it?

I don't see anything wrong with it myself, but I'm no expert. The formatting looks all good to me!

Combat Lobster
Feb 18, 2013

Mix. posted:

Does anyone have a good rule of thumb for how long you should pause on a dialogue section before moving to the next one when it comes to a video LP of a VN/RPG Maker/Etc type game?

I tend to read it in my head twice and then count to three before advancing the next text box. If it's like only a short single line than I only read it once and than count to three.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Read the dialogue aloud while its on screen and be sure to do wacky voices for each character.

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TeeQueue
Oct 9, 2012

The time has come. Soon, the bell shall ring. A new world will come. Rise, my servants. Rise and serve me. I am death and life. Darkness and light.

MetaMeme posted:

Moving away from All That, I'm currently putting together a SSLP of an obscure translation of an obscure fangame of an idol anime.

is there anything wrong with the post or first update, or should I go post it?

:justpost:

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