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Farm Frenzy posted:the mangosteen is amazing. 99% of the posts are people very earnestly engaging with him about drinking and buying mangosteens and then like three people make fun of him and he completely loses his poo poo. they weren't even really accusing him of trying to make money I bet he was the type of person who got jealous of those North Korea parade and stadium videos. Imagine a world with endless adoration and no dissent.
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etalian posted:I bet he was the type of person who got jealous of those North Korea parade and stadium videos. deep down, he knew he wasn't anywhere near as funny as the people around him and it absolutely galled him. i doubt he was even aware of it himself, but i'd bet that if he even resented the money the forum itself made and wanted to wreck it, but was so addicted to it that he couldn't bring himself to just kill it outright. it's why he would never just start up a patreon for the forums despite people literally begging him to give him their money, it's why when he finally did it was under the gaming garbage name. that way, he could at least pretend that people were giving him money for that and not for the forums that he did literally nothing with for over a decade he would have absolutely loved a world where he pumped out his dated, unfunny dreck to the frontpage but everyone who posted on the forums was required to add a personal message about how much they love him to their sigs or some poo poo
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so i spent some time reading books instead of internet, is lowtax still a dead rear end in a top hat or what
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i once sent the guy a PM thanking him for making the forums. this was before i knew about all the wifebeating ofc i don't regret it; it's one of the only good things the dude ever did
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Foo Diddley posted:so i spent some time reading books instead of internet, is lowtax still a dead rear end in a top hat or what still dead, still an rear end in a top hat
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generalissimo ricardo lowtax is still dead
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Richard Kyanka Dick Kyanka Dick Yanka? is that what the other kids called him?
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Farm Frenzy posted:in the mid 2000s the funniest thing in the world was when a forum moderator contrived a reason to ban someone, i'm gathering I remember it was considered a truly epic bacon for the win moment (when being epic bacon for the win was good) when Mayor Wilkins posted a 2000 word screed about how he was cooler than a public access tv show host, then banned the public access tv show guy
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Filthy Hans posted:still dead, still an rear end in a top hat excellent
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bigpeeler was beloved by GBS while getfsical was repeatedly banned, then perma'd.
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Dreylad posted:bigpeeler was beloved by GBS while getfsical was repeatedly banned, then perma'd. getfiscal is a much better twitterer than he ever was as a goon
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Buck Wildman posted:lol that even the death of the site's founder didn't warrant an update of the front page
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Nov 14, 2021 05:50
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Humper-Monkey always had the better stories
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Filthy Hans posted:getfiscal is a much better twitterer than he ever was as a goon
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:I remember it was considered a truly epic bacon for the win moment (when being epic bacon for the win was good) when Mayor Wilkins posted a 2000 word screed about how he was cooler than a public access tv show host, then banned the public access tv show guy 
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Close the thread. Lowtax dying is not worth 13 loving pages. Find something else to talk about.
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etalian posted:The Mangosteen saga also ended in a juicy thread meltdown and lock rip lowtax, he loved to make people laugh but only when that laughter wasn't directed at him
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smarxist posted:imagine thinking your online identity as lowtax is worth more than 13 million dollars, even in 2006 lol the front page must go on
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Laterite posted:Humper-Monkey always had the better stories I always liked The Swami
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Filthy Hans posted:getfiscal is a much better twitterer than he ever was as a goon maybe GBS was just the "poo poo posting" pre-season before moving on to the big leagues?
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Raiad posted:rip lowtax, he loved to make people laugh but only when that laughter wasn't directed at him he loved to punch down both metaphorically and literally
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I always liked when Lowtax deleted Automotive Insanity because it didn't get enough traffic or some poo poo and then got super pissed off at all the car threads in GBS
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*robert blake voice over intercom* Dick Kynka is dead.
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smarxist posted:Jeff "Greasy" Veasey stays winning over bLowtax lol
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Lowtax became insanely jealous of any goon who was funnier and wittier than he was Tossed_Salad_Mans [fictional] stories were the funniest thing on this forum and his threads became popular enough for him to become a forum celeb Lowtax began whining about him on FYAD like a loving child and I dont remember TSM posting much after that.
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PawParole posted:Close the thread. Lowtax dying is not worth 13 loving pages. alright, lets kill you
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Valko posted:I always liked The Swami Swami stories always struck me as Palahniuk-style stories, in a good way wonder what happened to that guy
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Stairmaster posted:did we figure out how he died yet He did a Budd Dwyer, except Budd left behind a family that loved him.
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Stairmaster posted:did we figure out how he died yet Suicide because he didn't want to pay child support and alimony to the family members he abused and abandoned.
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Stairmaster posted:did we figure out how he died yet Honestly just let it go, there is nothing productive that could come out of any of this. He's dead and you either think he is a coward or a victim or whatever, but he is dead and any other speculation doesn't help anything.
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Not Important posted:Suicide because he didn't want to pay child support and alimony to the family members he abused and abandoned. This is not a joke. Richard Kyanka shot himself to death because his divorce was finalized with a finding of domestic abuse (by him) and maliciously spending down savings to avoid child support. He left no note or final words for his children.
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Nix Panicus posted:This is not a joke. Richard Kyanka shot himself to death because his divorce was finalized with a finding of domestic abuse (by him) and maliciously spending down savings to avoid child support. He left no note or final words for his children. lol
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The thought of needing to get his first job in 20 years was just too much for the taxman
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Henry Kissinger outlived Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka. Have to admit I didn't see that one coming.
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I spotted Lowtax at a 7-11 today in Waukegan. He's definitely still alive
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Iron Crowned posted:The thought of needing to get his first job in 20 years was just too much for the taxman He took the easy way out since after 20 years he forgot how to use those paper punch in time card machines.
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Nix Panicus posted:This is not a joke. Richard Kyanka shot himself to death because his divorce was finalized with a finding of domestic abuse (by him) and maliciously spending down savings to avoid child support. He left no note or final words for his children. 
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T-Paine posted:I spotted Lowtax at a 7-11 today in Waukegan. He's definitely still alive lowtax alive in serbia
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T-Paine posted:I spotted Lowtax at a 7-11 today in Waukegan. He's definitely still alive I saw Richard at McDonald's he got 3 big Macs and Xlarge fries. PerniciousKnid has issued a correction as of 23:43 on Nov 14, 2021 |
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