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Nov 15, 2021 02:25
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Spaghetti puttanesca puttanesca is italian for "in the style of prostitutes"
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Nov 15, 2021 02:26
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"in the style of prostitutes" is italian for "hella good"
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Nov 15, 2021 02:27
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"hella good" is bostonian for "very good"
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Nov 15, 2021 02:28
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Zil posted:Cornish hen and sweet potatoes DeadFatDuckFat posted:Ma po tofu prolly I think I may need to step up my Sunday dinner game
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Nov 15, 2021 02:30
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Snipe Yeah Woooooooooo!
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Nov 15, 2021 02:30
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SHITSHITSHIT
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Nov 15, 2021 02:31
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This is cool
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Nov 15, 2021 02:35
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she aimin'
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Nov 15, 2021 02:36
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Meme Poker Party posted:Hi Greg it's good to see you again. It's good to be here
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Nov 15, 2021 02:39
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Pro meal right here. What’d you season that li’l bird with? rosemary, thyme, seasoning salt, bit of paprika
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Nov 15, 2021 02:42
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Greg Legg posted:It's good to be here Everyone was asking "where's Greg Legg?" when you weren't posting and now you're here, thanks for being there for us
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Nov 15, 2021 02:43
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we finally got a legg up on posting
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Nov 15, 2021 02:54
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Zil posted:rosemary, thyme, seasoning salt, bit of paprika *smashes a chair against the wall and sets your kitchen on fire with my PISS* WHAT IS THIS THE FEBRUARY 1982 EDITION OF GOOD HOUSE KEEPING WITH YOUR BLAND HORSE SHIIIT WHERE IS THE OYSTER SAUCE? WHERE IS THE GOCHUJANG? WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN STUFFED WITH SHAVED FENNEL AND CARROT? *I am nude and sprawled on the floor tearing your garbage food all over me* THIS IS NOT UP TO MY STANDARDS THERE IS NO QUAIL EGG THERE IS NO ARUGULA OR HEIRLOOM TOMATO NEVER AGAIN
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Nov 15, 2021 03:04
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Nov 15, 2021 03:08
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They should just sell them like that and call 'em "Thisisits" with a picture of a fat cartoon animal playing video games smoking weed on the front.
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Nov 15, 2021 03:14
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yum
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Nov 15, 2021 03:15
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Or it's painting miniatures of previous snack mascots while discovering it got its pack of Thisisits
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Nov 15, 2021 03:15
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Puppy Doll posted:hi everyone. whats everyones plans for dinner tonight. im thinking of making curry. Tip posted:chili Zil posted:Cornish hen and sweet potatoes DeadFatDuckFat posted:Ma po tofu prolly Bags Fly at Noon posted:let me know when you make and I’ll stop by. I’m free 24/7 so lmk
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Nov 15, 2021 03:16
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Wow, this, I love.
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Nov 15, 2021 03:19
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Big Beef City posted:*smashes a chair against the wall and sets your kitchen on fire with my PISS* He's at it again, spray him with the 100 year old balsamic vinegar, if he moves again hit him with the scatter gun and MAKE SURE ITS LOADED WITH THE SINGLE ACRE TRUFFLE ROUNDS THIS TIME
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Nov 15, 2021 03:22
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You don't need to get all violent, just slip some benadryl in his acai and quinoa smoothie
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Nov 15, 2021 03:23
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Big Beef City posted:a picture of a fat cartoon animal smoking weed 
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Nov 15, 2021 03:24
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To throw a post on the post pile: GUESS WHO GOT A NEW (to me) DRILL PRESS YOU DOPES!?
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Nov 15, 2021 03:25
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It...uh...it's me.
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Nov 15, 2021 03:25
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that cheese it picture delivered, thank you.
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Nov 15, 2021 03:26
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WHY DONT YOU PRESS MY BALLS AGAINST YOUR FACE LAP LOOOL
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Nov 15, 2021 03:26
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Literally A Person posted:To throw a post on the post pile: can you only press drills with it or does it do other things too?
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Nov 15, 2021 03:27
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:WHY DONT YOU PRESS MY BALLS AGAINST YOUR FACE LAP LOOOL No. Well, maybe. 
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Nov 15, 2021 03:27
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DorkusMalorkus posted:can you only press drills with it or does it do other things too? What else would you push with it???
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Nov 15, 2021 03:28
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Literally A Person posted:What else would you push with it??? LAP LAP LAP check this out *giggle* What if *giggle* what if you put a *giggle* a hot dog where the drillbit is supposed to go?! Lolololol
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Nov 15, 2021 03:36
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How funny would that be?!
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Nov 15, 2021 03:36
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:You don't need to get all violent, just slip some benadryl in his acai and quinoa smoothie Is it small batch single sourced artisian benadryl? 
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Nov 15, 2021 03:38
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The cheez it did on page 525 did not disappoint, unlike normal cheez its which inevitably disappoint. Such is the power of The 1000 Page Thread.
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Nov 15, 2021 03:38
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Literally A Person posted:No. Looks like you are almost out of wood glue as well, probably should pick some up.
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Nov 15, 2021 03:38
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hey i just noticed this thread was more than halfway to its finish, is it cool if i jump in here or do i need to read from the beginning?
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Nov 15, 2021 03:41
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The noble job creators of the Cheez-it company are suffering mightily from the Great American Labor Shortage. So many able bodied Americans smoking weed at home on the dole that they cannot keep the Cheez-it cutting line staffed. Tens of thousands of Cheez-its are going uncut as we speak.
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Nov 15, 2021 03:42
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:hey i just noticed this thread was more than halfway to its finish, is it cool if i jump in here or do i need to read from the beginning? always post, rarely read, that's my motto there was a pretty cool cheez-it posted not long ago though and way way back somebody posted their butt so it's up to you
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Nov 15, 2021 03:42
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:hey i just noticed this thread was more than halfway to its finish, is it cool if i jump in here or do i need to read from the beginning? Sid Vicious posts penis on page 217.
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Nov 15, 2021 03:44
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surely it's just not any old penis?
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Nov 15, 2021 03:58
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