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https://twitter.com/ClimateRealists/status/1460384005958819844?s=20
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Nov 16, 2021 03:10
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refresh my memory, this was suggested because it sped up but didn't have a normal comet's tail right?
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Nov 16, 2021 03:12
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The absolute dumbest time to claim strongly there are no aliens is after the government admits there are in the way only governments can.
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Nov 16, 2021 03:27
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the only reason it's portrayed as being a long prong of rock is because of the brightness changes, right? like we never got a direct visual of it. why don't they show it as being an sphere with a light and dark side? like iapetus. seems more likely than the prong to me. if it's not a probe.
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Nov 16, 2021 03:27
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My favorite part is when they call it cigar-shaped
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Nov 16, 2021 03:29
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Mola Yam posted:the only reason it's portrayed as being a long prong of rock is because of the brightness changes, right? like we never got a direct visual of it. yes, we have absolutely no clue about its visual characteristics beyond reflectivity. it's portrayed as a long rock because that is by far the most boring possible depiction, also the least likely, but one that doesn't ruffle anyone's feathers and is understood (by astronomers) to be a placeholder for whatever exotic object it really is. that's not how it was sold in the media at the time because the long rock hadn't yet been ruled out.
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Nov 16, 2021 03:37
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it's probably just a coincidence that its appearance happens to correspond so closely to the uptick in disclosure discussion
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Nov 16, 2021 03:38
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Avi Loeb cites a guy in his book who studied whether Oumuamua is oblong or actually disc shaped and it just looked oblong from it's angle relative to earth. the guy concluded that it was more likely to be a disc than cigar shaped
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Nov 16, 2021 03:42
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Bilirubin posted:refresh my memory, this was suggested because it sped up but didn't have a normal comet's tail right? yes
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Nov 16, 2021 03:43
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Spergin Morlock posted:Avi Loeb cites a guy in his book who studied whether Oumuamua is actually oblong or actually disc shaped and it just looked oblong from it's angle relative to earth. the guy concluded that it was more likely to be a disc than cigar shaped it's also super weird to remember that somehow all of our telescopes and instruments and scientists missed it on approach and only saw it leaving weird that it happened and definitely not some aliens doing a dropoff
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Nov 16, 2021 03:43
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no joke though I've just Oumuamua-pilled myself over the last hour reading about all this again with fresh eyes it's hosed
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Nov 16, 2021 03:47
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:no joke though I've just Oumuamua-pilled myself over the last hour reading about all this again with fresh eyes it's hosed My thought was that they miss stuff like this all the time, and the only reason Oumie was seen more than once was because they knew they area to look in.
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Nov 16, 2021 03:52
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:no joke though I've just Oumuamua-pilled myself over the last hour reading about all this again with fresh eyes it's hosed It was a spaceship
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Nov 16, 2021 03:53
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Inspector Hound posted:My favorite part is when they call it cigar-shaped Sometimes a cigar is just a mothership
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Nov 16, 2021 03:54
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:no joke though I've just Oumuamua-pilled myself over the last hour reading about all this again with fresh eyes it's hosed no matter what it is its an unprecedented event in space observation and thats cool as heck. I bow before oumaumua. Heaven's Gate was weak, lmao oooh a boring rear end comet must be a spaceship, I'll be over here ogling the giant cigar solar sail alien relic zipping through the solar system without a single gently caress given
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Nov 16, 2021 03:55
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:no joke though I've just Oumuamua-pilled myself over the last hour reading about all this again with fresh eyes it's hosed Take two tic tacs and call  in the morning
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Nov 16, 2021 03:56
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“Hey Zxerblag, this is the system with the L3 meat biped planet right? The one with the good music?” “Yeah, why?” “Heh, this should shake things up.” *taps accelerator*
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Nov 16, 2021 04:01
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yeah if oumuamua interests you, get avi loeb's book. he drives home exactly how weird it is (extremely weird)
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Nov 16, 2021 04:08
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:no joke though I've just Oumuamua-pilled myself over the last hour reading about all this again with fresh eyes it's hosed I was just walkin' around in the months after it happened like  Inspector Hound posted:It was a spaceship
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Nov 16, 2021 04:15
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:new Lue's Clue Yes, ok, sounds good. But why not show all of this evidence? Where are those hi res images already? "believe me, it's real" yeah righto mate 
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Nov 16, 2021 04:23
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so if the tic tacs can hit relativistic speeds based on their mega G accelerations you'd have to consider why is anyone using a light sail to make it to sol? then you gotta think it was tumbling when it hit our solar system, it wasn't aligned. if the tictacs are already here, would they just murk some nosy rear end light sail civ on their way into the system? was Oumuamua just the blasted husk of another extrasolar civ's attempt to see what's going on in this wacky place?
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Nov 16, 2021 04:32
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toggle posted:Yes, ok, sounds good. But why not show all of this evidence? Where are those hi res images already? bcus he would have to steal this evidence from the government which is why he works very hard at advocating for government disclosure
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Nov 16, 2021 04:34
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toggle posted:Yes, ok, sounds good. But why not show all of this evidence? Where are those hi res images already? presumably the high res poo poo is in the possession of the military, where it's always been. It's stuff Elizondo would have seen in the past, and no longer has access to, assuming hes not currently part of some bird psyOP. Also, if it's classified he wouldn't be able to share it anyways without getting zapped by some alien rear end melting gun and having it blamed on chinese shart cannons.
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Nov 16, 2021 04:36
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my bony fealty posted:is this "Monroe hemisync gateway experience" the thing I should be trying, and can it be listened to while doing repetitive physical activity like running on a treadmill or is it important to close your eyes in a quiet place while doing nothing else or somesuch The latter. It’s basically guided meditation.
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Nov 16, 2021 04:37
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My money is on mk ultra conditioning for joyriding aliens
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Nov 16, 2021 04:40
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Marzzle posted:so if the tic tacs can hit relativistic speeds based on their mega G accelerations you'd have to consider why is anyone using a light sail to make it to sol? then you gotta think it was tumbling when it hit our solar system, it wasn't aligned. if the tictacs are already here, would they just murk some nosy rear end light sail civ on their way into the system? was Oumuamua just the blasted husk of another extrasolar civ's attempt to see what's going on in this wacky place? Fact is, we are just lousy with aliens here
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Nov 16, 2021 04:50
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Fact is, we are just lousy with aliens here tictacs seem pretty territorial if true. wonder what had them so worried about someone that could make a lousy low tech light sail that even the homicidal ape species could understand the operation of
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Nov 16, 2021 04:56
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Futurama and the sleeping eye of the beholder bureaucrat that wakes up and ginds its weird experiment has been tainted and the boss is gonna be pissed The tictac alien story
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Nov 16, 2021 04:59
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Jazerus posted:yeah if oumuamua interests you, get avi loeb's book. he drives home exactly how weird it is (extremely weird) Just ordered it. My reading material backlog is already way too long but oh well why the gently caress not, this'll be a nice break from an extremely in depth history of the B&O's west virginia trackage. (I mean, extremely in depth. The book I have is West of Cumberland, https://www.amazon.com/West-Cumberland-Book-Main-Line/dp/1495169871, and it's as large and thick as a textbook and volume 1 of 3. If you ever wanted painstakingly collected and recorded interviews with what appears to be every railroad worker to ever even slightly interact with a given route, this is the book for you. Not bird related, but trains are just as cool as birds.)
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Nov 16, 2021 05:20
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:no joke though I've just Oumuamua-pilled myself over the last hour reading about all this again with fresh eyes it's hosed Highly suggest you get Avi Loeb's book.
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Nov 16, 2021 05:21
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it's a quick, easy read. only like 200 some pages
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Nov 16, 2021 05:48
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lol people still coming in here goon-splaining the fermi paradox to the thread when we are so far past that we have moved on to practicing guided meditation suggested by old CIA documents if you're not a talking crystal hydra from the astral plane i'm not interested in your hot takes lmao
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Nov 16, 2021 06:52
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personally i think its good timing to goonsplain the fermi paradox several years after everyone started getting that one kurgesatz video recommended to them on youtube
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Nov 16, 2021 07:10
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Pontificating rear end posted:My thought was that they miss stuff like this all the time, and the only reason Oumie was seen more than once was because they knew they area to look in.
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Nov 16, 2021 07:14
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I noticed that The Debrief, one of the podcasts that interviewed Lue has only been posting videos for about a year. Same with Cristina Gomez, one of the hosts, on her own channel. Not sure it means anything just thought it was interesting.
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Nov 16, 2021 07:29
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Gomez is a little babby zoomer so not that weird, just new blood
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Nov 16, 2021 07:31
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Just started reading "American Cosmic" and it's good so far. The author's a theologian and is making the case that ufology is essentially the world's newest religion, where contacts and sightings are holy events and technology is the cypher by which we both give the phenomena meaning and spread word of it to one another. Dude linked up with a guy who worked on Challenger that's probably a spook who claims to receive "downloads" from extraterrestrial intelligences that help him formulate advanced biomedical technology and he's now scouring what's strongly implied to be the Roswell crash site with him for meta materials. It's Chapter 2 lol.
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Nov 16, 2021 08:17
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Objurium posted:Just started reading "American Cosmic" and it's good so far. The author's a theologian and is making the case that ufology is essentially the world's newest religion, where contacts and sightings are holy events and technology is the cypher by which we both give the phenomena meaning and spread word of it to one another. oh poo poo goin on the pile
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Nov 16, 2021 09:08
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I spend every other minute of every hour not in this thread drowned by the crushing indifference of realistic pragmatism and the science of reality telling us how the world is going to burn down, tip over, and sink into the swamp further evidence that riot bimbo truly captured the essence of this thread Riot Bimbo posted:Electoral politics is a dead end the worlds falling apart im gonna indulge insane poo poo till i die now sorry
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Nov 16, 2021 09:31
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https://twitter.com/newsmax/status/1460518004630851584 https://twitter.com/ATCA_now/status/1460345039062593536 Pooky has issued a correction as of 09:48 on Nov 16, 2021 |
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Nov 16, 2021 09:44
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