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gently caress I love budk
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Kith posted:
im the us veteran trapper
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Nov 15, 2021 04:37
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Kith posted:
I want to see him draw the shotgun.
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Nov 15, 2021 04:40
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Platystemon posted:I want to see him draw the shotgun. I want to see it and I don't want to be in the same ZIP code when it happens.
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Nov 15, 2021 05:35
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Kith posted:
A friend of mine had a stack of old Soldier of Fortune magazines as well as a US Cavalry mail-order catalog when I was a kid and this reminds me of all the ridiculous bullshit you'd see in that. Apparently US Cavalry went out of business in 2013, which is much later than I would have expected.
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Nov 15, 2021 05:58
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I got a peanut butter shot and it sucked but the only real memory I have of 30th AG is the dude in front of me getting it, taking 3 steps and then faceplanting on the (wisely padded) floor. They got him up, he said he was good, took a step, faceplanted again. They sternal rubbed him and he got up again, they held him for a minute, and then he dropped again and they brought the salts out. The dude looked like a 2x4 falling over every time.
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Nov 15, 2021 14:28
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gosh does it really hurt that much?
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Nov 15, 2021 14:33
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Scratch Monkey posted:gosh does it really hurt that much? It didn't hurt that bad, but it left a knot in my bumcheek and it was weird to sit down on.
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Nov 15, 2021 14:55
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We were rolling broom sticks on it and massaging it the best we could the day after.
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Nov 15, 2021 15:22
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I'm glad the most ROTC ever asked me to do was go in a room with 20 others guys and show my butthole to some nice lady doctor while I coughed.
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Nov 15, 2021 15:37
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Kith posted:
Where could you possible be at in your life that you would think this is necessary?
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Nov 15, 2021 15:41
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Fighting off a zombie apocalypse, or being a character in a video game.
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Nov 15, 2021 15:44
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FrozenVent posted:Fighting off a zombie apocalypse, or being a character in a video game. Please they barely ever say “zombies” anymore in TYOOL 2021.
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Nov 15, 2021 16:18
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boop the snoot posted:Where could you possible be at in your life that you would think this is necessary?
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Nov 15, 2021 16:24
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boop the snoot posted:Where could you possible be at in your life that you would think this is necessary? Missouri.
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Nov 15, 2021 16:26
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I went through the entry process for both enlisted and officer and I definitely can say the officer one involved much less bending over and butthole spreading. Not zero, but less. Also the history interview with the doctor that did the officer medical screening was more like “you’ve never smoked weed, wink wink, RIGHT????” versus a 100 year old doctor yelling at me in a thick nearly incomprehensible accent that I better be telling him the truth and that I’ll go to prison at ADX Florence or something if I lied.
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Nov 15, 2021 16:30
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Crab Dad posted:We were rolling broom sticks on it and massaging it the best we could the day after. I'm imagining a berth full of sailors lovingly massaging each others rear end lumps with broomsticks. No one in this scenario is wearing a shirt.
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Nov 15, 2021 16:38
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Scratch Monkey posted:I'm imagining a berth full of sailors lovingly massaging each others rear end lumps with broomsticks. No one in this scenario is wearing a shirt. You can massage your own rear end with a broom stick with the pointy end or like a rolling pin (which is what we did). Also not wearing a shirt is only authorized in the head/shower area.
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Nov 15, 2021 16:43
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I went through boot in 98, and we got the peanut butter shot twice. Once on arrival, and again just before going to Camp Pendelton.
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Nov 15, 2021 18:58
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My old man has two fukken gnarly smallpox shot scars from two separate vaccinations (one when he was a little boy, and one when he joined the navy) and one has a fat keloid on it that he told me as a little boy was from where a mummy grabbed him in Egypt. He told me later that his real Egypt story is that he and a buddy were on shore leave and were getting fukken smashed on Coptic liquor. Dad was drinking it straight, his buddy was chasing with water. Dad ended up with a week long hang-over, buddy ended up losing part of his colon to a Egyptian parasite picked up from the local water.
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Nov 15, 2021 20:36
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Scratch Monkey posted:I'm imagining a berth full of sailors lovingly massaging each others rear end lumps with broomsticks. No one in this scenario is wearing a shirt. incidentally, it was the 30th anniversary of Tom Laaksonen's death last week
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Nov 15, 2021 23:24
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A Festivus Miracle posted:My old man has two fukken gnarly smallpox shot scars from two separate vaccinations (one when he was a little boy, and one when he joined the navy) and one has a fat keloid on it that he told me as a little boy was from where a mummy grabbed him in Egypt. Your dad rules.
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Nov 16, 2021 00:07
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Crab Dad posted:You can massage your own rear end with a broom stick with the pointy end or like a rolling pin (which is what we did). First off, new tag line for the thread. Second, not wearing pants - anywhere goes! (Thus, well known sailor Donald Duck)
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Nov 16, 2021 01:27
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Scratch Monkey posted:I'm imagining a berth full of sailors lovingly massaging each others rear end lumps with broomsticks. No one in this scenario is wearing pants. Fixed based on updated information.
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Nov 16, 2021 02:28
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Fairly sure you should have changed that to fantasizing.
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Nov 16, 2021 02:36
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Scratch Monkey posted:gosh does it really hurt that much? Also syncope is real and some people just get it out of nowhere, but most of the time it's linked to stress and anxiety... No clue why that would happen in basic tho.
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Nov 16, 2021 04:27
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Is it stolen valor to wear military clothing (not pts/uniform, but logo'ed stuff) as non-military if you admit to being a civilian immediately? Trying to figure out how mad I should be at this dude at my gym.
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Nov 16, 2021 06:15
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Just laugh at him behind his back.
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Nov 16, 2021 06:18
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Casimir Radon posted:Just laugh at him behind his back. Why? So far he's made the smarter, better decision. Edit: Obviously I laughed at him behind his back. I realize I also missed an opp to play the NCO card and gently caress him up a little bit. Gorilla Radio fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Nov 16, 2021 |
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Nov 16, 2021 06:20
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Gorilla Radio posted:Is it stolen valor to wear military clothing (not pts/uniform, but logo'ed stuff) as non-military if you admit to being a civilian immediately? Naw
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Nov 16, 2021 06:47
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Gorilla Radio posted:Is it stolen valor to wear military clothing (not pts/uniform, but logo'ed stuff) as non-military if you admit to being a civilian immediately? Figure it is like D.A.R.E. shirts. Anybody who wears that is doing it ironically, and almost certainly holding.
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Nov 16, 2021 07:14
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 Stolen valor! Smoke his rear end!
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Nov 16, 2021 12:42
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I have almost negative valor so the guys stealing it are just picking up my slack.
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Nov 16, 2021 13:08
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Stolen valor is great and I have nothing but pity for people that do it and those who are offended by it. People should stop lionizing the military if they dont want people to play pretend.
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Nov 16, 2021 15:07
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People assume I'm military regardless of what I wear, should I feel guilty for accidentally stolen valoring?
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Nov 16, 2021 16:40
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Same bro, I just don’t understand why this keeps happening 
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Nov 16, 2021 17:22
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I could actually see Charlie having served. He seems like the type that would generally poo poo the ASVAB, but score insanely high on some category that the recruiter could not pass up and Charlie would not know what the gently caress was going on and just go with it. Hijinks ensue.
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Nov 16, 2021 17:25
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:People assume I'm military regardless of what I wear, should I feel guilty for accidentally stolen valoring? I was at somebody's PhD defense, the topic was military history and someone asked them if they served because of the way they carried themselves, and possibly the buzzcut. Nope!
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Nov 16, 2021 17:54
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Same bro, I just don’t understand why this keeps happening He should be driving a Crown Vic. Regular Car Reviews called them the official car of open carrying while dropping your kid off at day care
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That's way outta date, the authorized vehicles for stealing cop valor are the Charger & Explorer now
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