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Chinatown posted:uh yeah I'm here for the billion good luck and god speed |
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 BEEEP—BEEEP—BEEEP. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY THREAD ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BYOB EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT. REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. BEEEP—BEEEP—BEEEP. MESSAGE: AT APPROXIMATELY 1:54 CENTRAL STANDARD TIME A CATASTROPHIC NUCLEAR CONTAMINATION EVENT OCCURRED IN THE ‘the last person to post in this thread will become a billionaire’ THREAD. EXACT CAUSE UNKNOWN BUT THE THREAD WILL BE CONTAMINATED BY DEADLY AND FACE-MELTING LEVELS OF RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS UNTIL THE END OF TIME. ALL POSTERS ARE ORDERED TO EVACUATE THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY AND SEEK SHELTER IN OTHER THREADS. DO NOT REMAIN IN THE THREAD. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RETURN TO THE THREAD TO RETRIEVE PETS, LOVED ONES OR VALUABLES. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND LIFE THREATENING SITUATION: FOLLOW ALL INSTRUCTIONS FROM LOCAL GOVERNMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT AND EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD. REPEAT: EVACUATE THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY AND DO NOT RETURN END OF MESSAGE
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BOOOM!!!
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I always knew I'd go out this way
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Its been an honor posting with y'all |
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What? I wasn't paying attention, sorry, zoned out there for a minute.
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Hi doctor, yes I'm experiencing the symptoms of severe radiation poisoning and I fear I may not be long for this world. Please can you run whatever tests you need to do, pump me full of whatever medicine it will take me going. No, it's ok I'm willing to explore every avenue modern medicine can provide. There's no need to worry about the medical bills *heh heh* did you hear that I received a windfall for posting in a certain thread?
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i am chillin for a billion |
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loopsheloop posted:i am chillin for a billion 
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loopsheloop posted:i am chillin for a billin Check your mail. It's time TO PAY. 
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I couldn't post in this thread for a while, thanks for keeping it warm for me. I really appreciate it, but y'all can stop posting now
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Nov 15, 2021 05:36
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oh wow a rare opportunity to be the very last post
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Sherbert Hoover posted:oh wow a rare opportunity to be the very last post it's crazy when the stars align like that. well. here it is |
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Twenty Four posted:What? I wasn't paying attention, sorry, contamination zoned out there for a minute. |
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more falafel please posted:I couldn't post in this thread for a while, thanks for keeping it warm for me. I really appreciate it, but y'all can stop posting now sure, my pleasure!
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Joke is on you all I already am a billionaire several times over but that won't stop me from getting the last post. If it's what it takes I will spend $999,999,9999 funding my schemes to win the cool $1,000,0000,000. Hey, a dollar is a dollar and that's worth something. My time on the other hand is worthless. |
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Bright Bart posted:Joke is on you all I already am a billionaire several times over but that won't stop me from getting the last post. I will assist you... for a fee
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hi thread that will one day give me billions of dollars as has been foretold since the ancient times, sup? |
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GOD FIGHT GOD FIGHT GOD FIGHT
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op, show me the billion
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Laying on the beach doing nothing. Throwing extravagant parties that last into early morning. Delecting in the very finest cuisine the wide world has to offer. ... Too bad I can't do any of that anymore now that I've won the billion. Instead here I am atop my pile of C-notes guarding it like a loving dragon. |
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Bright Bart posted:Laying on the beach doing nothing. Throwing extravagant parties that last into early morning. Delecting in the very finest cuisine the wide world has to offer. sounds pretty sweet, maybe i'll guard a neighboring pile of C-notes when i win my billions from this thread! |
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Stoner Sloth posted:sounds pretty sweet, maybe i'll guard a neighboring pile of C-notes when i win my billions from this thread! Trust me it sucks so bad don't even brother. You see my man Elon? He's a decent neighbour but he spends an inordinate amount of time Tweeting about how bad he has it so just think before hitting that Reply button.  of course but maybe not in this thread.
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30 unread posts? looks like all the suckers have worn themselves out by posting too early—as always. time to swoop in and effortlessly claim my billion dollars. 
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Bright Bart posted:Trust me it sucks so bad don't even brother. you've convinced me friend. instead of using my billions to hoard i will share them with the world by firing elon musk out of a catapult |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:30 unread posts? looks like all the suckers have worn themselves out by posting too early—as always. time to swoop in and effortlessly claim my billion dollars. hot cocoa on the couch posted:hot cocoa on the couch effortlessly swoops in to claim the billion apologies but i already grabbed this w/ very little to no effort in a swooping manner as well https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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That's the thing about swooping, anyone can do it. |
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Zil posted:That's the thing about swooping, anyone can do it. hosed up, if true. |
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Escape From Noise posted:hosed up, if true. |
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ok ok i get it playing a prank on old sherbert, making me think i'm not going to get the billion very funny byob
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Sherbert Hoover posted:ok ok i get it you should have seen the look on your face. priceless. |
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am i swooping this right?
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I would prefer a house over a billion dollars but to be honest in this real estate market it's probably the same value!!
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Armitage posted:I would prefer a house over a billion dollars but to be honest in this real estate market it's probably the same value!! money can be exchanged for goods and services! 
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Pahilla the Hun posted:am i swooping this right? Swoop, there it is! |
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