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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1205133469002715136

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Olewithmilk posted:

Thought at least one of them was going to be something like this:

https://youtu.be/DLu2CFDBJk0

I was expecting one to put the snoot in the mooth.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Audio is good. Cat v back massager.

https://youtu.be/FSLtdjKbFEE

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I think I saw a video by his owner before this video was made showing that Lucky just despised hands coming towards him.
Feet are cool,
sneaking up on him with hands outside of his field of vision: also cool.
Petting while he can see your hands: he will do his best to remove those hands from your arms.
I’m sure he’d be okay with stumps.

I think most animal people have met Little awful dogs that are also very endearing who have loving owners.

I housesit a chihuahua who is rotten and I think she’s hilarious. She is also incredibly sweet once she decides that you are not planning to eat her and/or steal her toys.
Chihuahuas gots issues.

Here’s a pic of this monster:


She piddles on “her” food, on all pillows on the couch, on the couch itself, on any shoes left unattended, and on one of her dog pack when she feels that dog may be getting attention.

This is aside from barking at any new person until she has known them for at least a month and witnessed that no harm has come to any of the other dogs in the pack when that person is playing with them. I imagine it takes much longer for her to warm up to a human who doesn’t love playing with dogs.

She also does not let me sleep for at least 20 minutes when I dogsit because we must play once climbing into bed and if we do not play, she will bestow upon me non-stop smooches. Like, there is no escaping by pulling the sheets over your face.

I feel like I should post a video here.

Note: in the picture above, her pack mate and best friend, Pepper, has decided to sunbathe in the beam cast by the skylight. He has also moved many of his toys to sunbathe as well, because he cares about stuff and wants it to be happy, including his toys. After this picture was taken, Minnie decided to go take those toys. She likes Pep, though, so she did not pee on any of the toys at that time.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

My mother's dog wazzes on itself fairly consistently. He rolls over for belly rubs and if you go near him he immediately starts pissing on himself in excitement.

He does not get many belly rubs.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9A8PFlqM4U

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I'm not dusty onions, you're crying

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/unexplainature/status/1459697914532417537

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Bored posted:

I think I saw a video by his owner before this video was made showing that Lucky just despised hands coming towards him.
Feet are cool,
sneaking up on him with hands outside of his field of vision: also cool.
Petting while he can see your hands: he will do his best to remove those hands from your arms.
I’m sure he’d be okay with stumps.

I think most animal people have met Little awful dogs that are also very endearing who have loving owners.

I housesit a chihuahua who is rotten and I think she’s hilarious. She is also incredibly sweet once she decides that you are not planning to eat her and/or steal her toys.
Chihuahuas gots issues.

Here’s a pic of this monster:


She piddles on “her” food, on all pillows on the couch, on the couch itself, on any shoes left unattended, and on one of her dog pack when she feels that dog may be getting attention.

This is aside from barking at any new person until she has known them for at least a month and witnessed that no harm has come to any of the other dogs in the pack when that person is playing with them. I imagine it takes much longer for her to warm up to a human who doesn’t love playing with dogs.

She also does not let me sleep for at least 20 minutes when I dogsit because we must play once climbing into bed and if we do not play, she will bestow upon me non-stop smooches. Like, there is no escaping by pulling the sheets over your face.

I feel like I should post a video here.

Note: in the picture above, her pack mate and best friend, Pepper, has decided to sunbathe in the beam cast by the skylight. He has also moved many of his toys to sunbathe as well, because he cares about stuff and wants it to be happy, including his toys. After this picture was taken, Minnie decided to go take those toys. She likes Pep, though, so she did not pee on any of the toys at that time.

What a terribly good dog. I love her

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

ILL Machina posted:

Audio is good. Cat v back massager.

https://youtu.be/FSLtdjKbFEE

a grimbly little earrrrr

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
That cat has been in some good fights.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

withak posted:

That cat has been in some good fights.

with a lawnmower?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
There's more where that came from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAM88oK8ViM

Truth be told I was looking for some backstory on that cat

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
I have a cat with an ear kinda like that





I have no idea what happened to him either (it was already like that when I picked him from the streets)

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Elias_Maluco posted:





I have no idea what happened to him either (it was already like that when I picked him from the streets)

That is such a 'You are so hosed...' expression

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Congratulations on your inland sea-lion acquisition

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Muppet.
https://twitter.com/ifawAU/status/1450950821680615427

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Is that the offspring of Fizzgig?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1460585866481516548

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

IMJack posted:

There's more where that came from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAM88oK8ViM

Truth be told I was looking for some backstory on that cat

Oh my god he's missing a leg too. This cat is like a heat seeking missile directly into my heart. I love cats that are just a little bit off.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Elias_Maluco posted:

I have a cat with an ear kinda like that





I have no idea what happened to him either (it was already like that when I picked him from the streets)

Aural hematoma scar on the tripedal chatterbox.

quote:

A hematoma is a localized mass of blood that is confined within an organ or tissue. An aural hematoma is a collection of blood, either fresh or clotted, within the pinna (ear flap). When a hematoma is present, the pinna will appear very thick and spongy. The swelling may involve the entire pinna or it may involve only one area of the ear

It’s can be super difficult to get the separated skin to heal correctly after draining. The hematoma occurred after the pet constantly shook its head because an ear infection or ear mites caused their ear to hurt. Now they have stitches in their ear and it’s healing, but gently caress does it feel weird, so they keep shaking their heads hard enough to throw sutures or dig at their ears and end up loving the surgery and the skin doesn’t heal completely flat.

At least, that was super common two decades ago for animals that had regular vet care. A lot of strays are SOL and it drains on its own and heals without the assistance of a vet.

I always felt terrible for animals that had to have aural hematoma repair at the vet clinic. Some of the dogs would have it just pop up overnight.

Oh god! Don’t search aural hematoma on YouTube. Why oh why did mango worm removal from a dog show up!


I have cat announcing that it has found a treasure and you [should partake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvQSK28SLqY

And a video of Shoko testing the acoustics in the new house. Surely the humans won’t notice as they are currently sleeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqWcSi65gOE

Bored has a new favorite as of 01:35 on Nov 17, 2021

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

I think my favorite is the second Golden, that gives the human a human kiss versus a dog kiss. imitation is the best form of flattery.

good bois and goils all around





I can relate. When I'm clearing land, or cutting branches, and I'm all "surely, I can drag this 20ft branch with all the other limbs still attached".

But this little dude does it, even makes it into the den. Good lad.

blight rhino has a new favorite as of 01:30 on Nov 17, 2021

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

blight rhino posted:

I think my favorite is the second Golden, that gives the human a human kiss versus a dog kiss. imitation is the best form of flattery.

good bois and goils all around

I can relate. When I'm clearing land, or cutting branches, and I'm all "surely, I can drag this 20ft branch with all the other limbs still attached".

But this little dude does it, even makes it into the den. Good lad.

That's a Labrador, but yeah.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Bored posted:

I have cat announcing that it has found a treasure and you [should partake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvQSK28SLqY

And a video of Shoko testing the acoustics in the new house. Surely the humans won’t notice as they are currently sleeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqWcSi65gOE

My boy does this when he's carrying his kitten-hood teddy bear around. We call it singing and I noticed that every utterance is different.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/0rG6nbw.gifv

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004


This is not what we meant when we said 'turn on your monitor'.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Fat Loser posted:

This is not what we meant when we said 'turn on your monitor'.

lol

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Bored posted:

Aural hematoma scar on the tripedal chatterbox.

It’s can be super difficult to get the separated skin to heal correctly after draining. The hematoma occurred after the pet constantly shook its head because an ear infection or ear mites caused their ear to hurt. Now they have stitches in their ear and it’s healing, but gently caress does it feel weird, so they keep shaking their heads hard enough to throw sutures or dig at their ears and end up loving the surgery and the skin doesn’t heal completely flat.

At least, that was super common two decades ago for animals that had regular vet care. A lot of strays are SOL and it drains on its own and heals without the assistance of a vet.

I always felt terrible for animals that had to have aural hematoma repair at the vet clinic. Some of the dogs would have it just pop up overnight.

Oh god! Don’t search aural hematoma on YouTube. Why oh why did mango worm removal from a dog show up!


I have cat announcing that it has found a treasure and you [should partake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvQSK28SLqY

And a video of Shoko testing the acoustics in the new house. Surely the humans won’t notice as they are currently sleeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqWcSi65gOE

Thats very interesting, thank you

But he also has a problem with his leg, its kinda stiff and doest completely bend. So I always thought he had an accident or something that caused both issues

But he is very healthy, active and happy, in spite of that

edit: I did what you said I should not and searched for pictures and dont really looks the same thing my cat has

edit 2: the leg problem forces him to sit like this which makes he looks even more goofy

Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 11:36 on Nov 17, 2021

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Cats own

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




This is a cat who speaks with a french accent and smokes. His stories would make him a millionaire if he put them in a book, which he has and is. His life is his by choice. I bet he would appreciate some pancakes

skyelevator
Apr 12, 2020

Elias_Maluco posted:

Thats very interesting, thank you

But he also has a problem with his leg, its kinda stiff and doest completely bend. So I always thought he had an accident or something that caused both issues

But he is very healthy, active and happy, in spite of that

edit: I did what you said I should not and searched for pictures and dont really looks the same thing my cat has

edit 2: the leg problem forces him to sit like this which makes he looks even more goofy



"Ain't found a way to kill me yet"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

skyelevator posted:

"Ain't found a way to kill me yet"

Heh!

"still got seven more lives bitch! What you gon' do about it"?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Elias_Maluco posted:


edit: I did what you said I should not and searched for pictures and dont really looks the same thing my cat has


Not sure if you accounted for this but posting anyway, remember you’re only looking for evidence of past trauma, scar tissue etc, the actual hematoma will be long gone

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Regarde Aduck posted:

Not sure if you accounted for this but posting anyway, remember you’re only looking for evidence of past trauma, scar tissue etc, the actual hematoma will be long gone

He dont have any visible scars or anything

One day I might take him to a vet to try to find out what happened to him but so far I didint needed it, cause besides walking a little funny and looking very funny, he is a perfectly healthy and happy kitty

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

skyelevator posted:

"Ain't found a way to kill me yet"

"My eye's'd burn but we don't sweat" :c00l:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

This is a cat who speaks with a french accent and smokes. His stories would make him a millionaire if he put them in a book, which he has and is. His life is his by choice. I bet he would appreciate some pancakes

Yes. And the leg issue is from a compound fracture from a sky diving accident. He took the cast off too soon to compete in a bicycle race and ended up improperly healing. He still won 1st place.

The ear is an issue from the fancy hat he wears when you are out.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Sound
https://i.imgur.com/uG56Anz.mp4

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
"Warning, bears on trail? Ok I won't go that way then"

https://i.imgur.com/koXGHdb.mp4

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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

oops

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