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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I think “streaming” was already the joke friend

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Never-Aging Ants With a Terrible Secret

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

oh, no, Brass Against, urine trouble

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Is it a painting of a decrepit old ant hill hidden away in someone's attic ?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Lady Disdain posted:

Is it a painting of a decrepit old ant hill hidden away in someone's attic ?

Think more Resident Evil.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/onenewsph/status/1460046435542769665

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:ussr:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


sure why not.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Wait, is that Manny Pacquiao the boxer ? Huh.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Three dead, hundreds injured after scorpion swarm in Aswan
:stare:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Lady Disdain posted:

Wait, is that Manny Pacquiao the boxer ? Huh.

Yup. He's a senator there.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Well, I never. Good for him. I hope he's a good one.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



:skeltal:And let's tally up one more sign of the end times.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



These scorpions will regret the day they declared war on mankind

[fast forward 40 years and the parts of Flanders that aren't underwater are a scorching, scorpion-filled desert, just like the entire rest of the world] you win this time scorpions

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Lady Disdain posted:

Well, I never. Good for him. I hope he's a good one.

We regret to inform you that the boxer is homophobic.

quote:

Homosexuality comments
In February 2016, Pacquiao, in a video statement posted by TV5, made a comment on the issue of same-sex marriage. Pacquiao, in vernacular, described people in same-sex marriages as behaving worse than animals because, he said, animals generally do not have same-sex mating.[118] LGBT celebrities criticized the statements of the senatorial candidate. Pacquiao later apologized and stated that while, as a Christian, he is still against same-sex marriage, which he said is against Biblical teachings, he did not condemn gay people themselves.[119] Nike ended their longtime partnership with Pacquiao, stating his comments against gay people were abhorrent.[120] The Grove at Farmers Market in Los Angeles also banned Pacquiao from the shopping mall.[121]

Towards the end of the video, Pacquiao clarified that he is not condemning gay people.

...but I am not condemning them, just the marriage which is a sin against God.

— Continuation of Manny Pacquiao's stand on same-sex marriage in a video statement by TV5 posted later on February 19, 2016.[122]

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Man, I hate it when the urista gets my order wrong.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Manny Pacquiao also became coach of an expansion team in the Filipino basketball league. He drafted himself as a 36-year-old rookie and was terrible.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That's just hilarious though

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
He gave ’em the ol’ Dick Cheney

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


GWBBQ posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
North Georgia Overtaken by Giant Spiders
Wait, let me read the article first ...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've had one on my back porch all season and I think she's cute :colbert:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005




I’m out before light tending to animals

Only walked through it a couple times

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

freeedr posted:




I’m out before light tending to animals

Only walked through it a couple times

The fabled Os-corp spider.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Vancouver is now completely cut off from the rest of Canada by road

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Time to declare independence.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Also the sewage plant in Merritt is so hosed that they’re evacuating the town.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005



linked from there
This Parasite Drugs Its Hosts With the Psychedelic Chemical in Shrooms

It also makes their butts fall off.

Bonus: it also doses them with amphetamines.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/themercurycomau/status/1460542074281861124

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




It's a bit less weird than I expected, in that she's a surrogate for her daughter who can't have children, but man that's still some family dynamics I wouldn't want to deal with

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's a bit less weird than I expected, in that she's a surrogate for her daughter who can't have children, but man that's still some family dynamics I wouldn't want to deal with

I mean, maybe this is me being a SICKO LIB or whatever but I genuinely have no idea how that changes the family dynamic. Like, obviously everyone involved is down with this so aside from the normal pregnancy stresses involved at older ages I don't see how this would change much in the family itself beyond being a weird story for others to hear.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
The main thing is that there's no incest involved

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
cannot stress enough, nobody hosed their mom, it was a complete success in all fronts for 'weird, yes, but ultimately alright'

Okay yea I do see how talking about this to others would be odd, maybe don't do a local interest piece on it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah, maybe it's not so weird as I thought on initial read, but I do think it would introduce an odd dynamic in the relationships between each of the four people involved. I hope things work out for them, it's just always gonna be a bit different than going with an unrelated surrogate.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene posted:

Yeah, maybe it's not so weird as I thought on initial read, but I do think it would introduce an odd dynamic in the relationships between each of the four people involved. I hope things work out for them, it's just always gonna be a bit different than going with an unrelated surrogate.

In Australia IVF legally comes with a bunch of counseling for everyone involved before any procedures take place, obviously some problems can still happen but hopefully everyone involved at least knows what the issues are likely to be
At least in Victoria, not sure about the other states

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Tbh., considering the normal ethical problems surrogacy usually runs into, having your mother have the child is probably the least weird. At least I presume no money is exchanging hands there…

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favourite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: the main thing is that there's no incest involved

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Antigravitas posted:

Tbh., considering the normal ethical problems surrogacy usually runs into, having your mother have the child is probably the least weird. At least I presume no money is exchanging hands there…

Not saying it doesn't happen, but in Australia, that's illegal anyway.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hubble Just Spotted Something Massive Coming out of Uranus

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
It's good to know that all that additional dietary fibre is having its intended effect. Thanks, Hubble !

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PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Just cross posting two random links.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_during_consensual_sex
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_coconut

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