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Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

ruddiger posted:

They could steal the evil Fantastic Four name and go with the Frightful Five, but I’m more partial to the Filthy Five.

Spiderman: Who are you guys?
The 5: "We're the filthy five!"
Spiderman: "What..."
The 5: *they're all sticking their tongues out and making crude sex pantomimes and just being gross"
Spiderman: "...the gently caress"

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clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Dr. Strangelove is the sixth.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
its going to be swiss miss from the musical

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Snooze Cruise posted:

its going to be swiss miss from the musical
Hell yeah

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

Vegetable posted:

Evil Spider-Man would unironically be fun and good

I’m thinking it’s just the regular spider-man costume but with a pencil mustache painted on the mask

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
It's funny how the Spiderman franchise doesn't even have six good villains.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
In all fairness, do you really need 6 when you've got J. Jonah Jameson?

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

feedmyleg posted:

In all fairness, do you really need 6 when you've got J. Jonah Jameson?

The shot of him in the trailer looks like Matt Drudge.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

clown shoes posted:

Dr. Strangelove is the sixth.

Who should take on the role? It's not like Peter Sellers is going to be available any time soon.

Or should they just do what they did with Peter Cushing in Rogue One with the CGI and poo poo?

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Shageletic posted:

Be cool if he made a good movie in the last 20 years

His script is usually the problem

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I thought The Last Duel was really good, but I'm also a Prometheus defender. :)



Dude has made a half dozen bangers in the last two decades, and tends to take on risky projects which I respect.

Same. Prometheus rules, as does Kingdom of Heaven director's cut. And I have an unexplainable soft spot for American Gangster, even if it's terminally mediocre in a world loaded with gangster movies.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

The DC of Kingdom of Heaven is loving boss, and gently caress anyone that talks trash about it.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Did she have hot chocolate powers?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Snooze Cruise posted:

its going to be swiss miss from the musical

Nah, it should be ArachneJulie Taymor.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Abner Assington posted:

Same. Prometheus rules, as does Kingdom of Heaven director's cut. And I have an unexplainable soft spot for American Gangster, even if it's terminally mediocre in a world loaded with gangster movies.

I love the KoH director's cut, and I like American Gangster, too. I'll do you one better tho: I like The Counselor :grin:

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



The United States posted:

Ok but then who is the sixth? I count five.



I wonder if Sony realizes that, since they keep rebooting spiderman every few years, they will never make enough standalone movies in the same continuity to build up six villains beforehand, so crossing continuities is the only way they'll get it done.

Isn't Michael Keaton's Vulture in this too?

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

AFewBricksShy posted:

Isn't Michael Keaton's Vulture in this too?

You're thinking of the Morbius trailer.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I love the KoH director's cut, and I like American Gangster, too. I'll do you one better tho: I like The Counselor :grin:

The Counselor has some really good poo poo in it

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDXH_X-YbpM

So Seth Rogan is playing Dirty Randy?

Also, Lily James sounds like she is channeling Margot Robbie playing Harley Quinn, but I honestly can't remember what Pam Anderson's accent sounds like.

clown shoes posted:

Dr. Strangelove is the sixth.

I'd watch this.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Better trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYul24sRjQ

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Literally still don't even know what it's about but it looks amazing

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

thrawn527 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDXH_X-YbpM

So Seth Rogan is playing Dirty Randy?

Also, Lily James sounds like she is channeling Margot Robbie playing Harley Quinn, but I honestly can't remember what Pam Anderson's accent sounds like.

I'd watch this.

Looks incredible

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


How many fatalities were there in the audience?

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


thrawn527 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDXH_X-YbpM

So Seth Rogan is playing Dirty Randy?

Also, Lily James sounds like she is channeling Margot Robbie playing Harley Quinn, but I honestly can't remember what Pam Anderson's accent sounds like.

Some incredible hair and makeup work going on in this movie.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4DVFs_ZxZw

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

She bangs her costar from Anaconda in this film

Looks intriguing

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The weird thing about that movie is that it is based on a webcomic by the Pupkin guy.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Ha no loving way. I tried reading Pupkin again recently. Tried being the operative word.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

MLSM posted:

She bangs her costar from Anaconda in this film

Jon Voight is BACK

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
yeah I was so amped but it's not jon voight or even ice cube

fuckin ban MLSM for deceptive advertising

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

muscles like this! posted:

The weird thing about that movie is that it is based on a webcomic by the Pupkin guy.

Thank you for loving J-Lo

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's a miracle that film got made.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I'm looking more forward to the reviews more than the film itself.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Thaddius the Large posted:

Baby Chestburster is definitely some monkey paw style thinking, well done

the chestburster was always a baby

ruddiger posted:

They could steal the evil Fantastic Four name and go with the Frightful Five, but I’m more partial to the Filthy Five.

Five hosed up Guys

Shageletic posted:

Be cool if he made a good movie in the last 20 years

His script is usually the problem

even allowing that you don't like his alien movies, you think all of matchstick men, american gangster, black hawk down, kingdom of heaven, the martian, AND the last duel are bad movies? no accounting for taste i suppose, but what a spectrum to dismiss

(his 21st century movies are all good except robin hood. i wonder if that one got hacked up like kingdom of heaven)

DeimosRising fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Nov 19, 2021

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i like his movies but i can't forgive him for robin hood which the script was supposed to be a sheriff of nottingham solving a murder mystery movie originally

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

DeimosRising posted:

even allowing that you don't like his alien movies, you think all of matchstick men, american gangster, black hawk down, kingdom of heaven, the martian, AND the last duel are bad movies? no accounting for taste i suppose, but what a spectrum to dismiss

i'm not the person being asked, but: yes. well, I haven't seen The Last Duel.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Neither did anyone else going by the box office.

Anyway something I find funny about the trailers for Encanto is how they end with "only in theaters" just not mentioning that it will hit Disney + in one month.

ghostwritingduck
Aug 26, 2004

"I hope you like waking up at 6 a.m. and having your favorite things destroyed. P.S. Forgive me because I'm cuter than that $50 wire I just ate."

The United States posted:

Ok but then who is the sixth? I count five.




Ironman.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Would be funny if it was an alt Ironman who didn't select the 1 timeline that defeated Thanos.
He hates that timeline, so decides to remain, and voila hes back.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Bring Teen Tony to the MCU, Disney Cowards

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKYfwATqaBc

Ror fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Nov 23, 2021

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