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mactheknife posted:it is extremely easy to just buy a plain-rear end wedding band No Gold is apparently not manly
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 21:53 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 20:22 |
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mactheknife posted:it is extremely easy to just buy a plain-rear end wedding band
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 21:54 |
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mactheknife posted:it is extremely easy to just buy a plain-rear end wedding band Yeah, but for that, you might actually have to talk to a jeweler. Everyone knows talking to a jeweler about something that's not for your wife/girlfriend will turn you gay/into a woman. Finally, there's a man-branded option for men to buy manly rings.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 21:55 |
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I remember seeing ads for tungsten rings or some poo poo in popsci magazine decades ago
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:07 |
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Tungsten carbide rings actually have a real use other than oorah manliness It's intentionally a very brittle alloy that will crack and shatter instead of deforming, so if you work with heavy machinery or on an assembly line or something it helps avoid the risk of getting your ring caught in a machine and tearing your finger off (since the ring will just break off instead of pinching down).
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:10 |
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Or you could just not wear the degloving risk item.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:22 |
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Tungsten carbide rings actually have a real use other than oorah manliness This is why I got mine, was working in a warehouse at the time and thought it was the best route to go.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:23 |
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I had a tungsten ring when I was married because it was cheap and I liked the color It's a little embarrassing to be in the company of the Dude Wipes of jewelry though
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:33 |
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I’ve got a coworker who wears a silicone wedding band for the same reason. I got married when the greatest risk to my hands was carpal tunnel so I’ve got a white gold band that I take off every day.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:37 |
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PhazonLink posted:Or you could just not wear the degloving risk item. Yeah but obviously wedding bands are an important symbolic item to a lotta people. Some people choose to wear it around a string on their neck or something instead which also works well.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:44 |
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Phanatic posted:"Buy one of our phones and literally every aspect of your private life, every last sanctuary and respite can be devote instead to labor." Who on earth works from a work-issued bed? Is this the new company car?
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:45 |
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Phy posted:Literally Dr Sbaitso gently caress me its been thirty years since I’ve thought about that.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:47 |
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PhazonLink posted:Or you could just not wear the degloving risk item.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:50 |
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I figure having a safe alternative is probably better than going along and waiting for the one day you forget to take off the ring.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:52 |
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Yeah, sure, get tungsten and silicone baby rings. Instead from Manly Bands you can get The Frontiersman, a titanium band with camo inlay.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 23:16 |
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I think we should normalize wedding cock rings.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 23:22 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I figure having a safe alternative is probably better than going along and waiting for the one day you forget to take off the ring. Other than silicone, I don’t think there is a “safe” ring when it comes to degloving risks. My understanding is that even if the ring will crack rather than bend, your finger will likely deglove well before the ring cracks.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 23:30 |
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Isn't that exactly what sturdy work gloves are for.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 00:30 |
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zedprime posted:Yeah, sure, get tungsten and silicone baby rings. Uhoh, my wedding ring is titanium, because I wanted something cheap to replace when I’d inevitably lose it. I guess that means I’m a really manly woman? Also, what is with that “camo”? I swear it’s a photo of trees that’s been stretched. It doesn’t look like any camouflage I’ve ever seen.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 00:38 |
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I don't think the folk wisdom is that tungsten especially helps with degloving. Anything leaving your finger at a high speed is gonna get you there. It's more in crushing, something that cracks is suspected to be less likely to give compartment syndrome before they get the ring or finger off, or be a finger guillotine when cinched. Which no, glove doesn't help there. I don't know that any of that bears out medically anyway. You can Google some pretty nasty pictures of cinched rings but I don't know that something that cracks a tungsten ring is gonna leave your finger very well off.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 00:48 |
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I thought Manly Bands was the company that made wedding rings out of like M1 Garand stocks and whiskey barrels but apparently that’s ANOTHER fragile masculinity ring company.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 01:03 |
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Domus posted:Uhoh, my wedding ring is titanium, because I wanted something cheap to replace when I’d inevitably lose it. I guess that means I’m a really manly woman? I think the camo is supposed to be Mossy Oak, or a ripoff of Mossy Oak
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 01:15 |
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Schubalts posted:Isn't that exactly what sturdy work gloves are for. Maybe some industries but I work with lathes. They will happily tear that glove off (possibly breaking your wrist if they’re really sturdy) to get to the sweet sweet ring finger flesh underneath. The only gloves I wear around machine tools are nitrile.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 01:52 |
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zedprime posted:Yeah, sure, get tungsten and silicone baby rings. Titanium is cool. Too bad about the camo. Otherwise it's the kind of ring someone would give to me if a) women gave men surprise rings and b) anyone loved me. I like airplanes and space exploration and shiny things. It's wild because I don't know anyone who sees Man Products and doesn't immediately assume the user has a tiny penis.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 02:14 |
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Snake you have to min max your camo index, make sure even the interior of the ring has a camo pattern.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 02:36 |
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when you want a ring with a picture of trees on it, but you don't want anyone else to know you're wearing a ring with a picture of trees on it
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 02:43 |
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See, with camo on the inside your finger will never know it’s wearing a ring. It’s finger liberation, really, it can do as it pleases without feeling shackled and enslaved by marriage.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 03:11 |
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Not a dumb marketing move per se, but whenever I see Sherwin Williams' logo it reminds me of some kind of supervillain league:
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 05:05 |
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My first wedding ring was titanium (so was hers) because they looked cool as hell, were understated, and really affordable. My second wedding ring is hand hammered silver with a stone inset. It's all in what the symbol means to you personally. Please don't wear anything but silicone or nothing around machine tools or other places where degloving is a risk.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 05:29 |
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I wear my plain white gold ring on a braided leather cord when I'm in the field or working with machinery. I don't like leaving it anywhere, but I also don't want to wear it where it can get wrecked or wreck me.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 06:25 |
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Isn't wearing anything around your neck a terrible idea when around anything rotating? (Lathes, PTOs, saws etc)
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 06:36 |
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All internet advertising is bullshit.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 06:48 |
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For true safety I wear a titanium wedding suit, outfitted with a miniaturized nuclear fusion reactor that allows me to profess my love for the world to know expressed a sonic pulse capable of liquifying human bones up to 5 meters away
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 07:03 |
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christmas boots posted:There was a huge thing on Twitter earlier this year too where some funimation voice actors were also complaining about piracy and when someone was like “there’s no legal way to watch this show in my country” they just straight up said “then you don’t get to watch it” Oh yeah, that went over pretty legendarily badly, especially since anime would probably have never gotten as big as it did in the west without piracy.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 07:16 |
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Anime was way better when it was nothing but sub groups at each other's throats and hitting up irc to get your downloads. Crunchyroll ruined anime
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 07:19 |
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Gaius Marius posted:Anime was way better when it was nothing but sub groups at each other's throats and hitting up irc to get your downloads. Crunchyroll ruined anime TL note: keikaku means plan
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 08:22 |
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I do miss competing sub groups rushing to beat the other one to the door and both doing completely different horrible translation jobs where it was like two different shows, neither of which was the real plot
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 08:29 |
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Barudak posted:I do miss competing sub groups rushing to beat the other one to the door and both doing completely different horrible translation jobs where it was like two different shows, neither of which was the real plot This still happens with manga.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 10:07 |
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With dubs generally now being as accurate and faithful as possible, I want a sub group to do the opposite, and brutally Americanize stories as much as possible. Fansubs that revive the 'Jelly Donuts' era of anime.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 11:31 |
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Cleretic posted:With dubs generally now being as accurate and faithful as possible, I want a sub group to do the opposite, and brutally Americanize stories as much as possible. Fansubs that revive the 'Jelly Donuts' era of anime. Wasn't that what the Squid Game dubtitles were?
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