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Evil Willow posted:Update-Got a paternity test and now my wife might divorce me over it lol he sure buried the lead he treated the middle child so badly that he thought his father hated him, that alone would've been grounds for divorce without any paternity test.
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My wife is considering divorcing me after finding out the real reason we started datingquote:I love my wife very much and she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. However, our relationship started in what you can call a non-traditional way. girl divorce this whole trash fire of a family. run. Mx. fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Nov 18, 2021 |
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Mx. posted:My wife is considering divorcing me after finding out the real reason we started dating lol and lmao
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Nov 18, 2021 04:37
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I’m sure this was posted but I loving love this one line AITA for getting a cashier in trouble because he didn't believe in february 29? quote:Today after leaving work I needed to pick up some wine so I made an stop to a local grocery store to get 2 different bottles that he and some cleaning supplys (bleach and cat sand)
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Thumbtacks posted:I’m sure this was posted but I loving love this one line Yeah, Kevin shouldn't be fired for that string of fire-able offenses, just because that other employee wanted to get rid of him for all his other offenses... 
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Thumbtacks posted:I’m sure this was posted but I loving love this one line "It's your fault for WHEN YOU WERE BORN"
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Mx. posted:Of course I now think my wife is attractive to me. After years of being with her I can see her unique beauty. However, I think it is fair to point out that to objective society, drat shame this one's too long for a title
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Nov 18, 2021 04:59
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Confiscating/destroying believed-fake IDs is only done in movies, and anyone who believes they have the authority in real life is going to end up in serious legal trouble if the ID turns out to be legit. Which doesn't stop idiots from thinking they can do so, and the proper alternative (contacting the police) has problems all its own.
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Nov 18, 2021 05:01
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Mx. posted:I started trying to apologise and explain that I love Jane very much NOW, I fell in love with her wonderful personality, her kindness, her intelligence and so on. She didn't even listen to any of my heartfelt compliments I'm cackling
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Nov 18, 2021 05:03
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Bruceski posted:Confiscating/destroying believed-fake IDs is only done in movies, and anyone who believes they have the authority in real life is going to end up in serious legal trouble if the ID turns out to be legit. Which doesn't stop idiots from thinking they can do so, and the proper alternative (contacting the police) has problems all its own. Back in my college days a bouncer once showed me his collection of confiscated IDs. Apparently the threat to take it worked pretty well as a litmus of authenticity. People cared about losing their *actual* ID, but most drunk teenagers would just bolt and leave the fake behind.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I'm cackling Look honey, I still think you’re kind of an uggo, but that doesn’t matter because
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wheatpuppy posted:Back in my college days a bouncer once showed me his collection of confiscated IDs. Apparently the threat to take it worked pretty well as a litmus of authenticity. People cared about losing their *actual* ID, but most drunk teenagers would just bolt and leave the fake behind. As long as you know when to stop, that's a good one. It's these "don't do that" "no I'm gonna cut this up and you can't stop me" idiots who are being really stupid. And I've met them in real life, unfortunately. Cop wannabe slinging smokes in a gas station, doesn't know their authority stops at "yes" or "no".
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Mx. posted:My wife is considering divorcing me after finding out the real reason we started dating I don't think you are going to convince me you love your wife. Betting he still has a thing for Stacey too.
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wheatpuppy posted:Back in my college days a bouncer once showed me his collection of confiscated IDs. Apparently the threat to take it worked pretty well as a litmus of authenticity. People cared about losing their *actual* ID, but most drunk teenagers would just bolt and leave the fake behind. My bouncer bro would ask people their zodiac sign. Very few people remember the fake bday's sign but pretty much everyone knows what theirs is even if they realize its BS. That's a good one too though, even if its a bit risky. I could see the wrong person getting really physical about someone threatening to take away their license, especially if they've been drinking.
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I've worked jobs where you had to check IDs and I'd never dream of depriving someone else the opportunity to laugh at some lovely fake-rear end ID.
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Soylent Pudding posted:Meanwhile:
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Thumbtacks posted:I’m sure this was posted but I loving love this one line
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Why would I bother taking anyone's fake ID away? I'm (hypothetically) paid to check their ID, but nobody's paying me extra to confiscate it.
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My sister had her fake ID confiscated at a bar in New Hampshire, AND they had her arrested. She was one month shy of 21.
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I got lots of free beer my freshman year of college because I made fake IDs back in 99. I had a high DPI Epson. We were in NW Ohio and MI licenses had blank backs back then. Someone scanned an ID, and photos of some folks on the floor. I edited the details, plopped in the photo, printed it off on fancy photo paper, and someone in another hall with a laminator took care of the rest. I never made one for myself though. Neither did I make one for my ex-roommate who stole from me and threatened to kick my rear end because the neighbors caught me making out with his ex in our room, even though he gave someone a photo and asked them to ask me. Ah, memories.
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AITA for not giving a child my balloon hat?quote:I'm aware the title makes me sound like a child myself, but bear with me.
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Oh gently caress that owns.
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I would absolutely fight a child for that sick fish hat, OP did nothing wrong
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:I would absolutely fight a child for that sick fish hat, OP did nothing wrong 
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"Yo Mike where's your fish hat!" Sorry gave it to some kid and made her night "Oh sick bro come butt chug this beer!"
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Don't offer kids things that you don't own on other people's behalf. You are the rear end in a top hat if you do this, not the person who doesn't wanna give up their stuff.
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Crocobile posted:This story almost creeps me out because I absolutely knew a duo like this. They’d constantly triangulate each-other against new “enemies” so the whole dynamic is based on “us” vs “them.” The woman’s grief itself is understandable but the treatment of the husband in the story is so familiar; a total inability to process her own emotions so all the bad feelings get projected and blamed on an easy target. I feel like it's almost inevitable that these kind of people will eventually drive away everyone else and turn on each other.
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Barudak posted:Well now you know who in the family will buy your NFTs I had a relapse in 6th grade for a year. The gift from "Santa" was a Nintendo 64, and my grades were so terrible that given the possibilities of "my parents bought this for me and just claimed it was from Santa" or "Santa must be real after all" Occam's Razor said it had to be the latter.
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Haschel Cedricson posted:I had a relapse in 6th grade for a year. The gift from "Santa" was a Nintendo 64, and my grades were so terrible that given the possibilities of "my parents bought this for me and just claimed it was from Santa" or "Santa must be real after all" Occam's Razor said it had to be the latter. I know what you mean by relapse but I'm laughing at a 6th grader slinging rocks after falling back into that lifestyle after you already got out and an N64 from santa turning your life around
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for saying that someone old enough for social media, is old enough to know Santa does not exist? I mean, at 12, it's marginal, right?
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Mx. posted:My wife is considering divorcing me after finding out the real reason we started dating Reading these insane family stories makes me less sad that my extended family are basically all strangers to me
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Midnight Voyager posted:Yeah man, "all over a paternity test", it was clearly just that and not all of the things she very clearly said. I can't see this update, please link so we can bathe in the obliviousness.
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AITA for refusing to host Thanksgiving for 20+ people for the 4th year in a row?quote:So my fiancé has a rather large family. Parents, two brothers with significant others, numerous adult nieces and nephews and their partners and there’s usually always some distant aunt, uncle or cousin that tags along. I have two family members that join Holidays. This year neither will be able to attend. Last year one was present. sounds like you won, too easy e: quote:My son asked me today what we’re doing for thanksgiving this year. I told him I wasn’t feeling well and probably something simple from the store. He said if I tell him how, he’ll cook thanksgiving dinner. Pathetic that I get offers for help from a 14 year old kid but not my full grown partner. lol
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I don't know why, but a 14-year old boy offering to cook an entire thanksgiving dinner and just wanting instructions hits me in the same spot as the feel good stories about disaster lesbians finally getting together and kids coming out to supportive parents. good kid
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I don't know why, but a 14-year old boy offering to cook an entire thanksgiving dinner and just wanting instructions hits me in the same spot as the feel good stories about disaster lesbians finally getting together and kids coming out to supportive parents.  make small thanksgiving with your good child and stuff your husband in the trash
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I don't get this family. If 20 people showed up for dinner at my place and we don't have like, hired cooking staff help and none of the 20 offers to help theres not gonna be dinner for 20. Like for Spring Festival we usually have 40+ people attending and one person from each familial subunit has to be an all day cooker to make the meal happen. If you don't like baoze for lunch you can loving starve
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Over the years, christmas cooking became pretty much entirely my job when it was our year to host (relatives hosted ever other year). This happened because I like cooking, am pretty decent at it, and the alternative was a very tense day caused by the old christmas cook being extremely irritable. I used to enjoy it - we have a hostess trolley, which means I never had to be cooking loads of things at the same time to have them ready to serve together. Anyway, over the years, things have gotten increasingly complicated with various family members having special dietary requirements - no gluten, no dairy, vegan, and lately, no salmon, no pork, and frankly, I have had it; I'm not doing it anymore. Christmas 2019 was shite - tantrums because I served a vegan main; "I need protein at every meal" - she literally brought a little packet of sliced turkey to put on her plate rather than eat the terrible vegan main. 2020 - no shared meal because pandemic was a huge relief, and I've just heard that this year is almost certainly going to be the same. I am so goddamn relieved. Whenever things get back to normal, I've made it clear to my own immediate family that if/when we eat together with the other family, we either order a big takeaway or we do some kind of potluck.
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Barudak posted:I don't get this family. If 20 people showed up for dinner at my place and we don't have like, hired cooking staff help and none of the 20 offers to help theres not gonna be dinner for 20. My friends and I have a New Year's tradition whereby my parents disappear somewhere hot and sunny for the holidays and we all descend on their quite nice house (with permission) for dinner and games and drinks. Everyone participates in the food preparation and cooking process, it's part of the ritual and also it's hard not to participate when the conversation is in the kitchen and it's obvious who isn't pulling their weight.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:rabies and tetanus, man. If you suspect you were exposed just get the shot. However bad you think shots are, rabies and tetanus are worse. I've had several tetanus shots in my life (FYI reminds me 2021 is supposed to be when I renew them), what's supposed to be worse about those than any other vaccination?
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His Divine Shadow posted:I've had several tetanus shots in my life (FYI reminds me 2021 is supposed to be when I renew them), what's supposed to be worse about those than any other vaccination? Getting tetanus or rabies is worse than any shot could be.
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