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https://twitter.com/wimremes/status/1041039369484861440
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https://mobile.twitter.com/GarrettPetersen/status/1460405362549407747
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 07:12 |
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I Love Loosies posted:These Forums are gay AND dead. Dead usually means sexually inactive Spoken like a person who never heard of Jimmy Saville.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 09:31 |
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Five injured during a Fight Of The Ice Cream Vendors in Wuppertal Wuppertal. Ice cream cart vendors attacked each other with iron bars and chains on Saturday in front of the Wuppertal zoo. The five men were no longer fit to be questioned after the heavy brawl in front of children.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 13:14 |
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Ice cream is apparently serious business.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 13:21 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/GarrettPetersen/status/1460405362549407747 * Eh?
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 13:23 |
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https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1460645918294822917
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 14:30 |
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Antigravitas posted:Five injured during a Fight Of The Ice Cream Vendors in Wuppertal wtf I thought that Wuppertal was Bielefeld with a suspended monorail. You’re telling me that stuff actually happens there?
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 15:23 |
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SAVING THE SIX-NIPPLED BREED: Mr. [Alexander Graham] Bell's Last Contribution to Science, with An Introduction by Mrs. Bell "The problem therefore at the very outset narrowed down to the problem of multiplying the number of nipples found on a sheep". Firewalled, alas, but here's the first page: https://academic.oup.com/jhered/article-abstract/14/3/99/791411?redirectedFrom=PDF (yes, I know it's not as weird as I made it sound, but that sentence made me do it)
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 15:41 |
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ultrafilter posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favourite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: the main thing is that there's no incest involved
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 17:21 |
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Antigravitas posted:
I scream, you scream, we all scream for grievous bodily harm.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 18:44 |
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Chemtrailologist posted:https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1460680412691406850?s=20
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 19:06 |
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‘Creepy’ GOP lawmaker censured after AOC denounces him for tweeting anime video of her murder
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 02:43 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:‘Creepy’ GOP lawmaker censured after AOC denounces him for tweeting anime video of her murder that's the same congressman whose family put out ads saying "Don't vote for this guy, we're his family and he's been a hosed up creep since he was a kid"
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 08:19 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:‘Creepy’ GOP lawmaker censured after AOC denounces him for tweeting anime video of her murder He retweeted someone else's reposting of the video minutes after being censured.
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 08:29 |
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StillFullyTerrible posted:that's the same congressman whose family put out ads saying "Don't vote for this guy, we're his family and he's been a hosed up creep since he was a kid" lol and they voted for him anyway
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 12:03 |
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https://twitter.com/MidTrojan/status/1461245579703595009
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 12:57 |
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Why does it seem like every picky eater on the planet lives on that island? Is it a product of the nationwide awful cuisine?
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 13:09 |
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https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1461278866325098497
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 13:52 |
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https://twitter.com/antonjaegermm/status/1381906425090355201?s=21
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 17:51 |
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Yeah, everyone knows the modern format for the title should be This Philosopher Had Sex With Underage Boys in a Tunisian Cemetery in the Sixties and We Are Here For It
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 18:08 |
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They probably should have put him into one of those prisons he hated so much
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 18:17 |
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Antigravitas posted:
1. I've always found 'Wuppertal' an insanely hilarious city name. Do native speakers of German also find that it sounds funny? 2. I love the word 'Schlägerei' (funnily enough, its Dutch cognate 'slagerij' just means 'butcher shop'). 3. My native town had a similar (though not as violent) turf war going on between two stalls of confectionary (a local conical sweet known as cuberdon) I like how with every additional word, that title becomes weirder and weirder. Also though, so the dude was a pederast, how was it relevant where he did it?
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 20:04 |
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Pope Hilarius II posted:I like how with every additional word, that title becomes weirder and weirder. Also though, so the dude was a pederast, how was it relevant where he did it? I read it as an attempt to change the tone from "he sexually assaulted children" to "whoa, what a wacky adventure he had this one time."
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 22:57 |
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https://twitter.com/TB_Times/status/1461441560663502857
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 23:04 |
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Jeez, what an rear end in a top hat. But it’s not like he sexually assaulted and raped someone, right gang?
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 23:13 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:‘Creepy’ GOP lawmaker censured after AOC denounces him for tweeting anime video of her murder As written it's "weird" because it shifts blame: "Pet mouse of third cousin of mother of daughter of Frankenstein offended by elephant" (that trampled the mouse's sibling).
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 23:43 |
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Because this is a political article, I'll go ahead and use a spoiler tag, but what I find weird about this is who cares that AOC is doing the denouncing? A censure is by the entire body, not just the person making the motion. The video depicts a murder of a Congressional representative and an attack on a (past) President. The headline should be "Rep Gosar censured for video depicting murder of lawmakers and President". Or perhaps "207 republicans voted in support of video depicting murder of a fellow congressman". I believe you've hit the nail on the head; that was exactly the author's intention.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 00:29 |
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Lady Disdain posted:I believe you've hit the nail on the head; that was exactly the author's intention.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 02:03 |
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https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1461773082104938503
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:09 |
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Pope Hilarius II posted:1. I've always found 'Wuppertal' an insanely hilarious city name. Do native speakers of German also find that it sounds funny? "Wupper" is just an inherently funny word imo.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:27 |
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https://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/1462160448665665544
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 02:08 |
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By popular demand posted:Ice cream is apparently serious business. Lobok posted:I scream, you scream, we all scream for grievous bodily harm. Somebody should have explained to those guys that ice cream isn't the only dish best served cold.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 19:14 |
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So you're saying they should drop the ice cream and get into the borscht game? Risky move perhaps for kids at a zoo, but sometimes a gamble pays off.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 20:09 |
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I picked a bad time to introduce my beetroot ice cream, I'm seeing red here.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 20:22 |
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https://twitter.com/DefectorMedia/status/1462077497550512131
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 02:21 |
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https://twitter.com/FOX13News/status/1462107301029064722
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 02:26 |
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https://twitter.com/mjgault/status/1460653395992264707
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 03:52 |
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Claim salvage rights on it.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 05:08 |
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https://twitter.com/GuardianAus/status/1462900043317489667
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