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Trade magazines are magazines that cater to a very specific, but professional, niche. There was a thread in GBS about BULL SEMEN and I ended up reading an entire (68 page) PDF of a magazine and posting some excerpts. I'll repost what I posted there to start, but please suggest other trade mags or professions you think might be funny Also, if you have a lame bull, I'll be happy to help you troubleshoot it, since I am now an expert. ![]() ![]() About half the pages are advertisements and the other half is split between the life stories of some ranching families, and scientific articles pasted in their entirety. ![]() ![]() oh come on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I love this lady for calling a lame bull "this guy" ![]() E: I recommend issuu, digital copies of thousands of these things are free to read AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Nov 26, 2021 |
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That Buford Pathfinder is one handsome bull. Have you called to request a catalog?
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this reads like a fever dream and I am here for it
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Heterosis is where i get my kicks for sure
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Those tech-savvy 18-22 year olds and their tech savvy egg buying habits
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Hello I'm here for the "genetic explosion" sale
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this but for penis pumps
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I get a trade magazine and I ironically love it. It’s called ‘Woodshop News’ and it’s light on content and heavy on ads but it’s free and the content is occasionally useful and the ads are not bad. Some really nice bulls up there tho
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"Yes, yes, let's run an egg pun! I doubt they've heard it before!"
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How often do the bull ads drop zingers like "And that's no bull!" I wonder
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ugh. Have you heard about the latest issue of Noise and Vibration Monthly? The subscription fee sure SOUNDS like a great deal!! Read this month's issue to get some SOUND ADVICE HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
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Buttchocks posted:ugh. Have you heard about the latest issue of Noise and Vibration Monthly? The subscription fee sure SOUNDS like a great deal!! Read this month's issue to get some SOUND ADVICE HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! ![]()
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Elevator World magazine also has info on Escalators. Also there's like 6 international editions of it that are all in English so I just went through the Indian edition ![]() ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc
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whoa wait a minute, are you telling me your 1000 page thread content is NOT original aardvark?!
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plagiarism is plagiarism WHETHER IT'S YOUR OWN WORK OR NOT
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:whoa wait a minute, are you telling me your 1000 page thread content is NOT original aardvark?! i was trying to steer the thread back away from horny, op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc
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the curtain is pulled back, a posters secrets revealed
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thread rules
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Slow zoom on the author's face with scary music
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I love this kind of stuff. Glimpses into a world I don't even think about, with all its subcultures and dramas.
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I forgot to mention, but both issues of Elevator World I opened had an entire page dedicated to fully explaining all the gruesome elevator related deaths in the country that had happened since the last issue. ![]()
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Aardvark! posted:I forgot to mention, but both issues of Elevator World I opened had an entire page dedicated to fully explaining all the gruesome elevator related deaths in the country that had happened since the last issue. Yikes... but i can see why, it's important to learn from case studies. If a pattern emerges it can suggest new safety standards that should be put in place. I think a lot of industries do this.
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I don’t want to brag but when I was 5 I was on the front cover of Fishing Tackle Trade News AND Farm Pond Harvest. It was a tightly held secret that both publications were owned by the same person. Imagine cornering both the Farm Pond AND Fishing Tackle publication market. I’ll look for my copies so I can share the wisdom within.
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wow i had no idea such celebrity was present in byob
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But the first insider info I can offer is that adorable little girl did not actually catch that huge stringer of fish she’s posing with.
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FluffieDuckie posted:It was a tightly held secret that both publications were owned by the same person. Imagine cornering both the Farm Pond AND Fishing Tackle publication market. Can't believe how rigged the fishing tackle and farm pond system is ( ![]()
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FluffieDuckie posted:I don’t want to brag but when I was 5 I was on the front cover of Fishing Tackle Trade News AND Farm Pond Harvest. that is awesome. I'm super jealous
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FluffieDuckie posted:But the first insider info I can offer is that adorable little girl did not actually catch that huge stringer of fish she’s posing with. Wait... what the hell?
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the dark seedy underbelly of the trade magazine publishing world
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the last person who questioned the veracity of the cover photos of Fishing Tackle Trade News and Farm Pond Harvest was found a week later... mysteriously eaten up by piranhas. Tread carefully.
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BYOB: Bursting at the seams, in the nicest possible way
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alnilam posted:the last person who questioned the veracity of the cover photos of Fishing Tackle Trade News and Farm Pond Harvest was found a week later... mysteriously eaten up by piranhas. Tread carefully.
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Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. but I'm not judging. I mean haven't we all been tempted to after a long day out on the boat?
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lmfao https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4
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alnilam posted:Can't believe how rigged the fishing tackle and farm pond system is ( Talk about a bait and switch!
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