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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Might be a little late on cheese chat but American cheese is loving disgusting and ruins everything they put it on.

As a kid, I learned early I thought that I didn't like cheese because all they gave us to eat was grilled cheese and cheap McDonald's burgers and stuff so it was all I knew. It always stunk, tasted like socks and puke and, worse of all, ANY TIME I order ANY food that normally comes with it and go out of my way to tell them not to put that gross poo poo on it, my food always has cheese on it.

You'd be surprised how hard it is for fast workers to...well...to cut the cheese I guess. Any Dunkin Donuts breakfast or fast food burger will be hosed up at least 3/4 of the time despite my best efforts.

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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


BiggerBoat posted:

Might be a little late on cheese chat but American cheese is loving disgusting and ruins everything they put it on.

As a kid, I learned early I thought that I didn't like cheese because all they gave us to eat was grilled cheese and cheap McDonald's burgers and stuff so it was all I knew. It always stunk, tasted like socks and puke and, worse of all, ANY TIME I order ANY food that normally comes with it and go out of my way to tell them not to put that gross poo poo on it, my food always has cheese on it.

You'd be surprised how hard it is for fast workers to...well...to cut the cheese I guess. Any Dunkin Donuts breakfast or fast food burger will be hosed up at least 3/4 of the time despite my best efforts.

Sir this is a........ oh. Well, carry on.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
White American cheese on a diner burger with a toast bun

Man, that's living

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

BiggerBoat posted:

Might be a little late on cheese chat but American cheese is loving disgusting and ruins everything they put it on.

As a kid, I learned early I thought that I didn't like cheese because all they gave us to eat was grilled cheese and cheap McDonald's burgers and stuff so it was all I knew. It always stunk, tasted like socks and puke and, worse of all, ANY TIME I order ANY food that normally comes with it and go out of my way to tell them not to put that gross poo poo on it, my food always has cheese on it.

You'd be surprised how hard it is for fast workers to...well...to cut the cheese I guess. Any Dunkin Donuts breakfast or fast food burger will be hosed up at least 3/4 of the time despite my best efforts.

"75% of the time I order breakfast it includes an ingredient that I alone feel tastes like socks and puke, but I keep ordering it for some reason"

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I like Velveeta. Bitch

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Glottis posted:

"75% of the time I order breakfast it includes an ingredient that I alone feel tastes like socks and puke, but I keep ordering it for some reason"

No, I go out of my way to emphasize that I don't want cheese on it but get it anyway.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’d like a cheeseburger, no cheese please.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




BiggerBoat posted:

No, I go out of my way to emphasize that I don't want cheese on it but get it anyway.

This is my experience as well. Lactose makes me blast my rear end in a top hat out. Breakfast sandwiches are the worst for it.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Heath posted:

I like Velveeta. Bitch
were you born gross or did it just sort of happen along the way?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

We're talking about loving the Turtles, not cheese

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Cocaine Bear posted:

We're talking about loving the Turtles, not cheese

I mean can you talk about turtles without talking about pizza, and can you talk about pizza without talking about cheese?

it's a fundamental law of conversation

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BiggerBoat posted:

No, I go out of my way to emphasize that I don't want cheese on it but get it anyway.

And how many times will this happen before you start looking at the sandwich before eating it and asking them to remake it if they gently caress it up?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

were you born gross or did it just sort of happen along the way?

It's a popular product

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



love too buy my food at a place that fucks it up more often than not

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Heath posted:

It's a popular product
Bear-baiting was popular too, doesn't make it right

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I’d like a cheeseburger, no cheese please.

I'll have a house salad, hold everything but the croutons and ranch dessing

Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost
Ahh I see you've made your way to the local Golden Corral. May I also interest you in a plate of queso with black olives & bacon bits, with one piece of steamed broccoli on the side?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

still unclear on what goons think about cheese

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

still unclear on what goons think about cheese

YMMV basically

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Your Milkage May Vary

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Scratch Monkey posted:

I bet they call it British cheese in the UK. I know they call it Canadian cheese in Canada.

Do you understand what you've accomplished here

Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7abBNJF0qHA

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/a3rdJlV.mp4

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

cool cheese chat, check out this ho rear end giraffe



Devastating to see yourself on a revenge porn site and a dead forum

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

dr_rat posted:

I mean can you talk about turtles without talking about pizza, and can you talk about pizza without talking about cheese?

it's a fundamental law of conversation

how the hell do you use a turtle as a bookmark?

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Silly Burrito posted:

how the hell do you use a turtle as a bookmark?

Make it into cheese first, you silly burrito.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Idgi, is that not appropriate technique?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Ima Giraffe posted:

Devastating to see yourself on a revenge porn site and a dead forum

Call me

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ima Giraffe posted:

Devastating to see yourself on a revenge porn site and a dead forum

sup bb

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Thaddius the Large posted:

Idgi, is that not appropriate technique?

yeah "one for you one for me" is exactly the right way to put shredded cheese in a dish

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'll have a house salad, hold everything but the croutons and ranch dessing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0_uKtrvhFA

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Memento posted:

yeah "one for you one for me" is exactly the right way to put shredded cheese in a dish

And one for the dog who is absolutely watching me cook with the intense focus of a test pilot.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler



Gives poopsock a wjole new meaning

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The two boxes next to each other look like sexlax.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

No True Cheeseman.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Why are goons so bizarre regarding food?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
People everywhere feel strongly about food, it's one of the true universal experiences. It's also why people have strong feelings about e.g. pooping customs like which way to hang the roll, or wiping sitting vs standing

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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

which way to hang the roll, or wiping sitting vs standing

How does everyone else do these?



Personally, I

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