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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I’d like a cheeseburger, no cheese please.

Every time I order a pizza, I ask for "no crust", and they keep giving me the crust anyway. I don't understand what their problem is.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

DicktheCat posted:

Why are goons so bizarre regarding food?

i don't think the forum for listing the things that you in particular like really attracts empathic, broad-minded individuals who can easily handle different points of view

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Was this encoded so a NES could play it back?

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





This brings back fond memories of the RealVideo versions of Newsradio episodes I downloaded in the late 90s. Garbled sound, video you can barely make out.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Phy posted:

Do you understand what you've accomplished here

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

The Bloop posted:

And how many times will this happen before you start looking at the sandwich before eating it and asking them to remake it if they gently caress it up?

About 40 years ago. I do it all the time.

I'm not sure why some people find the idea of ordering a Quarter Pounder with no cheese or a bacon, egg and cheese without it so funny and odd. People say "hold the mayo" and "no onions" all the time :shrug:. It's also specifically American Cheese that I dislike. I'm not running around ordering pizzas with no cheese or omelettes with no eggs.

I'll find a funny picture to post to make up for my contribution to this derail

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

U guys like food? Got any foods you don't like? Is your opinion best?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



After all this forum is clearly "Post The Consensus", not ... oh wait

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Cocaine Bear posted:

U guys like food? Got any foods you don't like? Is your opinion best?


https://youtu.be/d7eePF65T8o?t=96

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/IJKxt3H.gifv

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

If we could fire people who make up "cute" names for animal abuse into the sun, that'd be nice.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Hyperlynx posted:

No True Cheeseman.

He plays for Washington.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Brandfarlig posted:

If we could fire people who make up "cute" names for animal abuse into the sun, that'd be nice.

The naked chonk makes me sad. You know they probably don't clean her fat folds :gonk:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Sounds like a tasty seafood dish

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

"Sniper's Dream," they used to call him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuuiVzS6Js

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

I can feel the lactose farts building just looking at this

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.


It's the only time it's considered appropriate to give your parents an update on your sexlife.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the normal chonk is the best cat pictured. i choose to believe it is healthy, but large.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
cannot believe this lad did not go to college somewhere in Wisconsin

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

BiggerBoat posted:

About 40 years ago. I do it all the time.

I'm not sure why some people find the idea of ordering a Quarter Pounder with no cheese or a bacon, egg and cheese without it so funny and odd. People say "hold the mayo" and "no onions" all the time :shrug:. It's also specifically American Cheese that I dislike. I'm not running around ordering pizzas with no cheese or omelettes with no eggs.

I'll find a funny picture to post to make up for my contribution to this derail

none pizza left beef

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

DontMockMySmock posted:

"Sniper's Dream," they used to call him.

True!

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CanineFickleDromaeosaur-mobile.mp4

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

BiggerBoat posted:

People say "hold the mayo" and "no onions" all the time :shrug:.
But when I ask them to hold the pickle they just tell me "ma'am you're making s scene" and "please put your pants back on"

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

But when I ask them to hold the pickle they just tell me "ma'am you're making s scene" and "please put your pants back on"

lol

Tac Dibar
Apr 7, 2009


Who the hell tells their friends that they are trying for a child? I mean, the outcome is in no way certain. I’m not telling anyone anything until at least the second trimester, if even then.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Tac Dibar posted:

Who the hell tells their friends that they are trying for a child?

people who want their friends to know they're getting big huge nightly creampies

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Tac Dibar posted:

Who the hell tells their friends that they are trying for a child? I mean, the outcome is in no way certain. I’m not telling anyone anything until at least the second trimester, if even then.

It’s a sex humblebrag.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

But when I ask them to hold the pickle they just tell me "ma'am you're making s scene" and "please put your pants back on"

“Eat fresh!”

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

“Eat fresh!”
It costs $5 but it ain't a footlong 😜

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Silly Burrito posted:

It’s a sex humblebrag.

I also tell my friends when we're *not* trying for a child

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

people who want their friends to know they're getting big huge nightly creampies

Look it's not a competition.

But if it was they better bring their A game.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Keep going I'm almost there! Just kidding I'm there

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


This cheese has reached the state of matter known to science as "schlorpy".

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Look it's not a competition.

But if it was they better bring their O game.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

what I think of when someone tells me they're trying for a child

e: this too

projecthalaxy posted:

This cheese has reached the state of matter known to science as "schlorpy".

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

projecthalaxy posted:

This cheese has reached the state of matter known to science as "schlorpy".

Ahem, I think technically its Laminar flow cheese :science:

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Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

DandyLion posted:

Ahem, I think technically its Laminar flow cheese :science:

You already know this but laminar isn't a state of matter. Liquid is.

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