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ultrafilter posted:I'm not posting it here but if you want to see the worst thing look up "NFTestes". Liquidity is stored in the balls
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Main Paineframe posted:pedophiles aren't usually treated very kindly in jail honestly the prison journal posts i saw were mostly "just finished [book] today, here is my uninteresting opinions on it and philosophizing about it". i'm sure there's worse stuff buried in there but i'm not diggin'
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ymgve posted:just downloaded the .torrent metadata file, 90% or whatever of the pieces are zero fills and I won't bother trying to download the rest, kinda seems like a stunt is the torrent fake or is 90% of the NFT ecosystem just empty data nobody has bothered to check, its literally impossible to tell
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That constitution sold, and probably not to the crypto bros.
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Soylent Pudding posted:Liquidity is stored in the balls
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njsykora posted:i have seen that posted in a discord i'm in and i'm split on whether it's better or worse than the chicken one They're both worse than the other. The crypto bros made it happen somehow.
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ultrafilter posted:They're both worse than the other. The crypto bros made it happen somehow. this technology has such amazing potential for innovation
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Shame Boy posted:"I got into clowning for a number of reasons, none of which are perverted." is the best first sentence to any essay i have ever read One time I had an ai dungeon adventure where there was a clown with a sword and in my first action I did a karate kid leg sweep to steal his sword and the clown said "little one, you would kill me? You would kill a god little one?" and then the clown told me his name was Tych and then he said "I want to help you." before I chopped his head off with the sword I stole from him Thanks for coming to my ted talk
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there's an nft guy having an extended and ongoing meltdown in one of my pals' facebook posts this morning he' d deleted his 500+ comment thread of him arguing with himself and immediately went back to it, desperately trying to post through it  "why are all the infosec people mocking me" 
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I remember that pirate ship jpeg from the dutch police taking down a bitcoin exchange site and/or drug marketplace
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My brother is an IP/media lawyer and told me yesterday his company is positioning him as their crypto/NFT expert, and apparently something specifically to do with CumRocket. I did immediately share with him that the key phrase is "it can't possibly be that stupid, you must have explained it wrong" I suppose profiting out of people doing dumb crypto stuff by writing their contracts is less bad than actually getting involved in crypto, but I will be keeping a close eye out for any pooptouching
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knox_harrington posted:My brother is an IP/media lawyer and told me yesterday his company is positioning him as their crypto/NFT expert, and apparently something specifically to do with CumRocket. your brother: "And yet you goon, you who have shitposted to no end, what has that netted you in gains monetary? I am the winner for my number has gone up"
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EorayMel posted:I remember that pirate ship jpeg from the dutch police taking down a bitcoin exchange site and/or drug marketplace Nah it was when the British bobbies raided the radio station for pirates. Radio Carol Vine or some such
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Boxturret posted:surely cumrocket is legitimate though? idk, what is cumrocket?
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knox_harrington posted:idk, what is cumrocket? iirc another one of the "cryptocurrency made for porn sites!!!" pointless ideas that's only notable because elong mask joke-tweeted about it once and the price exploded it is denominated in cummies
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ymgve posted:was it even real? i know nfts are hyped but it sounds insane that there are terabytes of them already given how easy it is to "mint" an nft and how many of them are just "random piece + random piece + random piece" and/or literal noise, you can inflate those numbers pretty fast
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The bigger (~10k) collections average like 1GB each so yeah getting to TBs isn't that hard.
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i used to use spideroak's backup service and still get their spam, this one just showed upquote:Join Us for Blockchain for Space: Cybersecurity, Supply Chain Management and Venture Financing i would in fact like to know more about the challenges posed by space blockchains quote:SpiderOak was honored to be one of several blockchain and space cybersecurity thought leaders interviewed by SpaceNews correspondent Debra Werner for her November 15 article "Sure, There’s Hype... But Blockchain has Concrete Space Applications". sure, there's hype, but this company that until now was a dropbox also-ran assures you that they have great ideas for your billion-dollar satellite
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https://spacenews.com/hype-aside-blockchains-space-applications-shouldnt-be-dismissed/ the article if anyone caresquote:Since it burst onto the scene with Bitcoin, blockchain has been linked with other cryptocurrencies, digital artwork and extraordinary energy consumption. truly extraordinary, a real marvel of energy consumption anyway how does it apply to satellites? here's some not at all stupid uses for it: quote:Blockchain could provide tools, for example, to help an individual task a commercial satellite to collect imagery of a remote location, receive the imagery with confidence in the integrity of every pixel and transfer payment securely to the satellite operator. i don't know about you, but whenever i order satellite pictures my primary concern is whether or not the satellite is lying to me i also like the idea of "oops accidentally committed this maneuver that will ram our satellite into the ISS and knock both out of orbit, i can't just cancel it i have to wait for the chain to confirm the order to stop. oh it's used up all its maneuvering fuel already waiting for 7 confirmations and now we can't fix it, well at least we all learned a valuable lesson."
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quote:“Instead of trusted third parties like government agencies or financial institutions regulating whether or not something is true, blockchain can provide the source of truth,” said Hasshi Sudler, chairman and CEO of the Internet Think Tank, a cybersecurity consulting firm. say the line, bart! quote:The largest terrestrial blockchain networks require extensive computer processing and memory to record hundreds of thousands of daily transactions. Space-related blockchain networks are likely to be far less energy-intensive because most will be limited to a small number of trusted parties and therefore fewer transactions. yaaay! blockchains are great because you don't have to rely on trusted third parties. the only way to make blockchains at all practical for this use case is to ensure only trusted third parties can access it.
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Shame Boy posted:“You have an immutable ledger that can’t be changed, and you know which transactions are recorded,” Jones said. “There is a degree of transparency for the parties involved.” you know what would be mindblowing? if there were some way to do this that didn't involve a bunch of rubegoldbergian machinations to try to solve the byzantine generals problem for literally no loving reason, because you actually do have trust in the system Shame Boy posted:blockchains are great because you don't have to rely on trusted third parties. the only way to make blockchains at all practical for this use case is to ensure only trusted third parties can access it. lmao. now some one send them a link to https://git-scm.com/
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ahahah whatquote:Cloud Constellation is working with IBM, satellite manufacturer LeoStella and subsystem vendors to ensure that SpaceBelt, its cloud storage network planned for low Earth orbit, has the requisite global connectivity, data storage and edge computing to accommodate blockchain applications. where better to put my important critical backups and the datacenters that run my company than in low-earth orbit, a place known for its hospitable environment and ease of access
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quote:The Air Force also awarded SpiderOak Mission Systems a Small Business Innovation Research contract to test its secure communications protocol, called OrbitSecure, on military satellites and ground stations. ignoring the fact that i'm pretty sure this already exists, does... does a blockchain even get involved with this idea at any point? cuz it sounds like they just reinvented ipsec or something e: oh last bit quote:Lunar Outpost of Golden, Colorado, is preparing to send a small robotic rover to the lunar south pole next year on an Intuitive Machines lander. The primary payload for the mission is a Nokia LTE 4G payload to demonstrate high-bandwidth communications. While Lunar Outpost is selling much of the rover’s payload space through traditional contracts, some space will be sold through digital tokens on SpaceMart, an online platform being established by Copernic Space to convert assets like rides to orbit or shares in a space startup to digital tokens that can be bought and sold quickly and easily. look we're out to prove that space is not only for billionaires and NASA, it's also for Tremendous Assholes! the concept of being able to quickly buy or sell payload space on a rocket is absolutely the kind of idea i'd expect from someone who has no idea how rockets actually work too lmao. "it's probably just like loading luggage onto a plane, right, like they just chuck the satellite in there maybe 20 minutes before launch? why can't we get in on that??" Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Nov 19, 2021 |
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oops gotta scrub the launch, someone just sold their spacecoins to FartBoner420 and we have to swap out the stuffed doge meme payload for a pickle rick full of szechuan sauce wait gently caress the price went down 20%, make that a pickle rick half full of szechuan sauce, and also we can't afford enough fuel to go to the moon anymore so we're dropping it off just outside the atmosphere on a sub-orbital trajectory because it technically fulfills the contract
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Shame Boy posted:i used to use spideroak's backup service and still get their spam,
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EorayMel posted:Debate and/or Discuss
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Shame Boy posted:ahahah what excuse me they are loving pioneers in the field of data re-entry
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EorayMel posted:Debate and/or Discuss of course google asks if you would rather have it translated from the original german
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FAUXTON posted:of course google asks if you would rather have it translated from the original german
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Shumagorath posted:yet another thing IBM invents but fails to transition from enterprise to consumer when you think about it IBM's help in keeping teutonically meticulous records for the nazis during the holocaust was kind of like the first blockchain
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FAUXTON posted:excuse me they are loving pioneers in the field of data re-entry
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Shame Boy posted:"I got into clowning for a number of reasons, none of which are perverted." is the best first sentence to any essay i have ever read Fluff the middle out 700 pages and that first line could be a Stephen King novel!
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knox_harrington posted:My brother is an IP/media lawyer and told me yesterday his company is positioning him as their crypto/NFT expert, and apparently something specifically to do with CumRocket. Goddammit, man! After “cumrocket” I was prepared for a completely different post. Edit : “Bucky” Butow and Hashi whatzit and their “2021 Value of Space” seminar sounds very Bitcoin. DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Nov 20, 2021 |
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