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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Even in the worst context it wouldn't be the worst thing a goon did to a child

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Friend posted:

Dumbass could've just taken 6 aleve

guilty laugh from this

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



flavor.flv posted:

poo poo, I just got that

Alas, I am dumb of rear end. Can you explain?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Samovar posted:

Alas, I am dumb of rear end. Can you explain?
This attractive poster understands.

VVVVVV

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Hi

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



90s Cringe Rock posted:

This attractive poster understands.

VVVVVV

Oh goddamn it, NOW I get it, and I knew VVVVVVV was a game!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Paladinus posted:

I'm not going to presume I understood that post correctly

i am, because i am goon

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

HonorableTB posted:

Chromatic posted:

The funny thing about all this is if it eventually goes to court, someones gonna have to earnestly explain to a judge what a goatse is

sigh, unzips pants

pay attention your honor

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Heath posted:

Keeping Radium on retainer because only he knows which epithets can be removed safely without causing it all to collapse like a Jenga tower where every block calls you a homo

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
[Borat voice] Please do not let me boner! But it's ok if I do,

Garrett_parrish posted:

I am in a very hard position. My sister just called....which is generally nice since she is a cool person. but she said something that I do not know how to respond to. She is a bit younger than me and said she would like my to place my wiener in her. This is not a legal problem but more a moral problem. I have penised in quite a few girls in my day but I do not know how to deal with this one. Please GBS tell me whether to stick it or not.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

MacheteZombie posted:

Lmao Miramax is suing Tarantino over the Pulp Fiction nfts


Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said “non fungible tokens?”

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




2009 is much later than I would have guessed for such a bad post.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Tarkus posted:

I'm genuinely curious what would cause this. Perhaps Venturi effect with the hole connected to a water mains, sewer or underground river?

ChubbyChecker posted:

youre posting is at the other end

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 213 days!

my bony fealty posted:

posting this guy for a new page because every time I scroll past em on my phone pics I cackle




Good Soldier Svejk posted:

In Zeta Reticuli born and raised
buzzin' 'round earth was hanging out with the greys
Chillin' out probin' lights strobin' all cool
And all projecting good feelings at some kids in a school
When a couple of greys tried to make a big show
flying too wild out in New Mexico
they got in one little crash and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with Sandia to a secret mountain lair'

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

on the subject of "Christsploitation" movies:

ThePopeOfFun posted:

There’s huge media infrastructure churning this poo poo out, and it’s totally hidden unless you’re fundamentalist and subscribe to PureFlix or whatever.

DoombatINC posted:

There's a fair bit of overlap between the machine that makes these and the machine that makes Lifetime movies, so you end up with a bunch of Sears catalog models whose imdb pages alternate between titles like "A Very Jesus Kinda Christmas" and "I Killed my Boss with Sex: The Chrissy Sawdust Story"

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

aphid_licker posted:

Someone make a Löss edit so I don't have to

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Knowing nothing of the context, I was expecting something more like this:

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Sir Lemming? more like Sir Loaming :cmon:

it's weird though, just days ago i was wondering if there was some subsection of archaeology nerds that would make loess edits... now i know

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




bitterandtwisted posted:

I felt your presents

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I have a new favorite poster.

Mister Fister posted:

Remember when SA went full on retard with the woke poo poo... but it was 'supposed to be ironic'... but then somehow became unironic and infected virtually every other corner of the internet?

Is twitter going to replace the woke idiots with literal authoritarians who want to kill everyone they don't like? Hell, i remember when i was cracking jokes about gulags and guillotines back in the day here, but apparently, some of you retards took that seriously.

Jesus loving Christ.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I have a new favorite poster.

Yes. The answer is yes

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I have a new favorite poster.

(USER WAS X'D FOR THIS POST) link doesn't work, shameful display :cmon:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

EorayMel posted:

(USER WAS X'D FOR THIS POST) link doesn't work, shameful display :cmon:

I bet you could fool a bunch of people into not reporting you (or have a lazy mod look at the report and think you were already probated) by putting in a hyperlinked user was put on probation PS like:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’ve been told that the forums software automatically adds the rap sheet link if the text is present.

Maybe they were pulling my leg in the manner of the old “hunter2” gag, but we’ll see.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
gently caress. They got me.

It seemed plausible from what I’ve heard of Radium’s code.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Platystemon posted:

gently caress. They got me.

It seemed plausible from what I’ve heard of Radium’s code.

Yeah I'm certain it used to happen, I remember posting a fake USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST on one of my posts years ago and was surprised when it actually linked to my rap sheet


E:

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 17:34 on Nov 20, 2021

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
If you’re trolling now, this is next level, but I have to try it with bold tags.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Platystemon posted:

If you’re trolling now, this is next level, but I have to try it with bold tags.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Wow it works!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Load-bearing bold tags. :psyduck:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:gamefreak: You were told not to post in Helldump anymore. That goes for your alts too. DO NOT POST IN HELLDUMP ANYMORE, PERPLEXING WHIMSY, EVADING GARBAGE DAY DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE HELLDUMP POSTERS ARE INSANE AND WILL SNIFF YOU OUT EVERY TIME THROUGH THEIR AMAZING INTERNET DETECTIVE AGENCY NETWORK or whatever. :gamefreak:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Spanish Manlove posted:

I bet you could fool a bunch of people into not reporting you (or have a lazy mod look at the report and think you were already probated) by putting in a hyperlinked user was put on probation PS like:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

can't believe you forgot to bold the text!

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Spanish Manlove posted:

I bet you could fool a bunch of people into not reporting you (or have a lazy mod look at the report and think you were already probated) by putting in a hyperlinked user was put on probation PS like:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Whoa, I'm seein' double... four probes!!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



What about

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Platystemon posted:

If you’re trolling now, this is next level, but I have to try it with bold tags.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Because of this post I looked at your probe from August and I just wanna say that was a really funny joke that you got probed for and it's even funnier that it whiffed so hard you caught a 1 day.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Here:

Platystemon posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
butts

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

e: holy poo poo :eyepop:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
(USER WAS HUGGED FOR THIS POST)

E: awww :(

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

:holymoley:

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?
Is there a setting to make these work in the android awful app, or do they just not?

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

The General posted:

I wouldn't frame the dog, but I would be real fuckin' mad that it's allowed to run around unleashed. Keep stray dogs out of public transit :colbert:

I'm almost at the point of going full Karen on people who walk their dogs without leashes. Like drop my plans, start recording and follow them home and call bylaw. gently caress those dog owners so goddamn hard. It's only a matter of time until your unleashed doggo jumps out of the bushes at me and I kick in the head or run away and the dog gets confused and bites me or some bullshit.

Soul Dentist posted:

Sorry Amy or whatever your name is my SEAL training kicked in when your corgi waddled out of the bushes and I had to end it. It's not my fault you didn't train your dog to recognize a practitioner of the art of Krav Maga.

Wait no officer you see I followed this woman home after Steven Seagalling the dog because I demand Justice you see. This is my right as an ordained Universal Life Church minister no wait why are you cuffing me don't trigger my Army Ranger traingggghmmmfmm

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