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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm just kidding you are not losers probably unless you're all hiding this tragic fact from me in order to protect your fragile egos

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Big Beef City posted:

Hello.
I like HONEY and granola in my plain or sometimes VANILLA yogurt of which I can receive an INFINITE supply of for FREE LMAO HAHA OWNED YOU LOSERS

Can you score me some too? How can you do this, are you a yogurt bandit? Are you on the run from the long arm of the apiary?

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021


This print i found on redbubble lol

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Redbubble is a gold mine of awful prints, often just straight up porn

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Can you score me some too? How can you do this, are you a yogurt bandit? Are you on the run from the long arm of the apiary?

The wife invents yogurts (and other things) for several very large brands and so can just bring home 'whatever' essentially. I sometimes get experimental poo poo that never sees the light of day. Its not anything super wonky though. Mostly.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


tractor man posted:

Redbubble is a gold mine of awful prints, often just straight up porn

Like what kind? Horrors beyond imagination or just like regular stuff?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

tractor man posted:


This print i found on redbubble lol

lol this is terrible did a child make this?
Did I make this?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Big Beef City posted:

The wife invents yogurts (and other things) for several very large brands and so can just bring home 'whatever' essentially. I sometimes get experimental poo poo that never sees the light of day. Its not anything super wonky though. Mostly.

BBC turns into the loving hulk

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

BBC turns into the loving hunk

fixed

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

Not An Arsonist posted:

The sun is coming up and i need a place to post about it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


oh wow, that's beautiful

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

oh wow, that’s beautiful

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Good morning thread, i'm cleaning my basement today and smoking weed.

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Good morning thread, i'm cleaning my basement today and smoking weed.

Dont know about you but that sounds like a great day imho

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

tractor man posted:

Dont know about you but that sounds like a great day imho

It's gonna be pretty good. I'm also finishing up some drywall patches from a ceiling leak.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I have a sudden craving for that red, chicken on a stick you get from chinese take out and it's like 10 after 9 in the morning and i have no idea where that came from.

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Zil posted:

Like what kind? Horrors beyond imagination or just like regular stuff?

That depends on your opinions on hentai and whether you want a comforter with censured dicks in vagginas

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Big Beef City posted:

I have a sudden craving for that red, chicken on a stick you get from chinese take out and it's like 10 after 9 in the morning and i have no idea where that came from.

Siunds like you had some funky lab yoghurt

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Made breakfast, cleaned the humidifier, waiting on a new order of snuff, and going to head down to the farm. What are you all up to?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

tractor man posted:

Siunds like you had some funky lab yoghurt

Sounds like your gonna get my foot to your drat face this SUNDAY on Subpar Slam you COWARD

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
gently caress YEAH MY WIFE GOT ME A MOP BUCKET.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



AKZ posted:

Made breakfast, cleaned the humidifier, waiting on a new order of snuff, and going to head down to the farm. What are you all up to?

I hope to god snuff refers to tobacco product and not film

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Tip posted:

is this stuff good? I've been looking for some new condiments to gussy up my sandwiches

This is the second time I have used it on a sandwich and I gotta say I am not at all a fan. There's this taste reminiscent of.. shoes.

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021



Frankly im shocked that this guy is in the papers for illegaly smuggling dogs

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

gently caress YEAH MY WIFE GOT ME A MOP BUCKET.



Your custodial life is on track.
Now PUT SOME loving CLOTHES ON

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Big Beef City posted:

I have a sudden craving for that red, chicken on a stick you get from chinese take out and it's like 10 after 9 in the morning and i have no idea where that came from.

I have that craving 100% of the time. That's just a reasonable thing to crave!!!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
That chicken on a stick is good af.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I haven’t been to a chinese buffet in almost two years because of this loving plague. That used to be my homie and mine’s hangover cure.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

tractor man posted:



Frankly im shocked that this guy is in the papers for illegaly smuggling dogs

Imagine getting tatt'ed up like that and what you're finally arrested for, your 'big criminal downfall', what you'll be noted for as being a tough mother, is:


"Moved a dog the wrong way"

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Big Beef City posted:

Imagine getting tatt'ed up like that and what you're finally arrested for, your 'big criminal downfall', what you'll be noted for as being a tough mother, is:


"Moved a dog the wrong way"

Actually it was several dogs

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've actually made the chicken on a stick, it's pretty easy if you have the stuff on hand (I skipped the red part since it's just food coloring) before so maybe that'll be my weekend project since it takes a while to marinate.
Or maybe I'll just get some. idk.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

tractor man posted:

Actually it was several dogs

It was a perfectly replicated horse trailer in 1:4 scale except full of collies.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



quote:

BBC turns into the loving dork



fixed fixed

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Big Beef City posted:

It was a perfectly replicated horse trailer in 1:4 scale except full of collies.

The true crime is it was an art installation without proper permitting

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

The true crime is it was an art installation without proper permitting

The sovereign citizens are upling their game

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


AAAUUGH ilovebeersomuch, you rat! you weren't quoting my posts to compliment me!
My posts, my posts were turned against me!
How could you give your own 1000 page poster the ol' spicy quote?


How could you give your own fellow poster the ol' spicy quote?!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Aww man I’m pumped. The kid is with his grandparents until TOMORROW, Mrs Bags is out shopping with her friend. So it’s just me and Da Muttz until this afternoon :hellyeah:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Aww man I’m pumped. The kid is with his grandparents until TOMORROW, Mrs Bags is out shopping with her friend. So it’s just me and Da Muttz until this afternoon :hellyeah:

Time to do some coop gaming with the dawgz

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I've been a good boy lately eating all my groceries up except the hot dogs that I got because they are "cheese dogs" and they are disgusting

i think today's gonna be a good day for CHINESE FOOD. I know a place that does amazing chicken on a stick, none of that woodiness you get on the buffet :q:

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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Im making S&B curry because im a closeted weeb, has anyone tried it before?

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