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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for refusing to get my father his beer? i consistently fell for this for decades and i always got that cup of coffee because you have to respect the game.
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a podcast for cats posted:There's an influential right wing politician from the biggest nationalist/family values party in the country I'm originally from who is notorious for having been beaten up with a bunch of rhubarbs by his then wife to the point where he filed a police report. So, whenever his name comes up, Twitter etc blow up with rhubarb jokes. No idea who you're coyly referring to, but I get what you're talking about. The old "Trump won't see your lovely fatphobic comments but your fat friends will" thing. AITA for not wanting to split the cost of a streaming service I didn’t want? rear end in a top hat quote:(Throwaway + all fake names)
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 07:23 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for not wanting to split the cost of a streaming service I didn’t want? Doesn't that mean it costs less than $3 for her to just pay?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 07:30 |
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Beachcomber posted:Doesn't that mean it costs less than $3 for her to just pay? Yes, but she's a huge piece of poo poo so obviously is unwilling to do this.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 07:41 |
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Is there an estranged account sharers forum? Cause OP gonna be there soon
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 07:59 |
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AITA for driving away after a homeless person approached my car asking for money after I already said no multiple times?quote:I already feel in the wrong for this but let me start by saying I see this particular woman everytime I head home from night shift. She always hangs around a very busy intersection where there is a lot of cars stopping at the red light just off the freeway.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 08:07 |
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The Maroon Hawk posted:Not to mention that yeah, sure, the basic mechanics of just having sex might be something that comes fairly quickly and easily, but having good, satisfying sex absolutely is not. Last I checked, lions don’t give a poo poo if the sex is good. Actually the fun part (and I don't mean the male cat's penis being barbed) is that lions DO need to have good sex, or at least overall not horrible bloody sex because lions are strangers when a pride forms. Usually the females are sisters or cousins, and new males move in or join. In order to get along, mating takes a lot of time. I don't mean the act, the act itself is quick, but they have to do it a lot. And since lions are overall apex predators, they can afford to gently caress the day away and get used to their new partners/pride. Yeah there can be issues, but a lioness can give as good as she gets. On the flip side, when I worked at the zoo, we had a fairly new zebra group, and the male died; the new male brought in was young, and super excited to have a half dozen females. The females, however, were older and weren't going to take some random youth as their leader. Watching him try and fail to mount the females because they'd step away or he'd get up enough to spray all over the ground was the job an intern had, to mark down how many times he tried and failed. Now don't get me wrong, lots of animals have bloody sex, or sex we would just call rape, but many species do need to learn the basics, learn the social aspects of it, and humans are no different. Now for the part that can come after sex, and no, lions don't do this. AITA for not wanting to be part of my mothers pregnancy reveal? quote:I know that the title kinda sounds bad. But hear me out. I (21F) am my moms oldest child. She had me at 18, the middle child in her 20's, and my baby sister in her 30's. She just turned 40 this year (2021) and she just called me tonight to announce she's pregnant again. I have a baby (2M) and thought she'd be done having kids because now she's technically a grandmother.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 08:17 |
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cumpantry posted:when i have sex with the missus i make loud sustained grunts like i'm searching walls in an old fps for secrets so the kids just think dad's playing doom wads again unch unch unch where is it?
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OhAreThey posted:I think it's weird that some people are like "a 21 year old virgin?? What a creep!" but think a 14 year old having sex is A-OK! Because they were taught exactly that that for generations until very recently. Also, loving teenagers (almost entirely adult men loving teenage girls) was so normalised that entire popular genres of music are dominated by songs about it.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 10:01 |
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NTA. The eldest kid has her own life and her own problems now. At some point, I don't feel a sibling owes another sibling their time and that point is when the difference in age is so massive that being involved in their life is impossible outside of visiting their parents.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 10:09 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:On the flip side, when I worked at the zoo, we had a fairly new zebra group, and the male died; the new male brought in was young, and super excited to have a half dozen females. The females, however, were older and weren't going to take some random youth as their leader. Watching him try and fail to mount the females because they'd step away or he'd get up enough to spray all over the ground was the job an intern had, to mark down how many times he tried and failed. "I had to keep track of how many times an idiot zebra had premature ejaculation "
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 10:28 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:"And what did you do for your job season this summer, Joshua?" An intern at my old job had to count how many times the words gently caress and oval office were used in the film Sexy Beast.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 10:56 |
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therattle posted:An intern at my old job had to count how many times the words gently caress and oval office were used in the film Sexy Beast. Well? Were they 69 and 420?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 11:01 |
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Mellow_ posted:Well? Were they 69 and 420? More fucks and fewer cunts. Something like 250/150.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 11:09 |
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therattle posted:More fucks and fewer cunts. Story of my life.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 11:23 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Because they were taught exactly that that for generations until very recently. Also, loving teenagers (almost entirely adult men loving teenage girls) was so normalised that entire popular genres of music are dominated by songs about it. Entire popular genres of music referring to classic rock, and uh… what else?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 11:28 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:Entire popular genres of music referring to classic rock, and uh… what else? All those country songs about pretty girls aren't talking about grown women.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 11:36 |
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a podcast for cats posted:There's an influential right wing politician from the biggest nationalist/family values party in the country I'm originally from My esteemed posting colleague, you know how this thread feels about semi anonymization.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:"And what did you do for your job season this summer, Joshua?" That and rake animal poo poo for 6 hours a day. Sitting down and counting the times the male slipped off was likely a nice break. AITA For quitting on the spot even though we were understaff and it made my manager cry? quote:I worked at a retail store in the mall. The store is divided into men’s, women’s and children’s clothes. I always worked women’s and on the weekdays I was always the only employee in that entire section. When I worked at a pet store, my manager told me I got too many personal calls. This was in an age before cell phones, so it'd tie up the store line. I told her I didn't get calls at work. Turns out any time someone called in with any question that wasn't about dogs or cats, the idiot answering the phone would page me. "Cowslips, line one and two." Questions ranging from how to breed parakeets to how to medicate koi. poo poo I had no idea about. And most of the time I didn't hear the pages, someone else would tell me a caller had a question for me. But this would happen once or twice a shift, and I almost got written up for it.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 15:58 |
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So was she being stalked by someone with anterograde amnesia?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 16:24 |
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Would anyone have a link or copy of the article (it wasn't a Reddit post, it was published on some site) by the woman who was married and then got a boyfriend but her marriage was fine, and then the boyfriend moved in but her marriage was fine, and then her husband moved to a downstairs bedroom and the boyfriend slept with her every night but her marriage was fine, and then her husband moved out but her marriage was fine, and then they got divorced but it had nothing to do with her boyfriend, and I think her ex-husband had stopped talking to her but again, totally normal and healthy and unrelated to the boyfriend?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 16:28 |
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a podcast for cats posted:There's an influential right wing politician from the biggest nationalist/family values party in the country I'm originally from who is notorious for having been beaten up with a bunch of rhubarbs by his then wife to the point where he filed a police report. So, whenever his name comes up, Twitter etc blow up with rhubarb jokes. Sorry but that's the way of the world, you're never gonna make getting your poo poo kicked in by a vegetable not at least kinda funny, doubly so if it's a thoroughly deserved beating from the crisper drawer.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 16:54 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For quitting on the spot even though we were understaff and it made my manager cry? NTA and I hope some people encouraged her to reach out to corporate and let them know the manager is giving out an employee’s schedule to a total stranger. As poor as my former employer was way back when that chain educated people on protecting safety and privacy, especially in the nascence of social media. We had more than one incident of stalkers and creeps trying to prey on underage employees, awfulness I’ll never forget. Even when nothing extreme happened that sticks with you - talk about “instantly angry.” Now I’m in healthcare and I’ve had coworkers threatened for giving vaccines. If it weren’t for state licensing requirements I’d insist on a fake name on my badge (and I wonder if there’s still a way around that tbh).
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 17:05 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Now I’m in healthcare and I’ve had coworkers threatened for giving vaccines. If it weren’t for state licensing requirements I’d insist on a fake name on my badge (and I wonder if there’s still a way around that tbh). Our facility gets around it with “badge covers” that contain our first names and last initials + our credentials. If someone wants a last name they can talk to a supervisor.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 17:44 |
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I don’t think I saw this one posted yet. AITA For Telling Off A Homophobic Uncle At A Family Dinner? To start off this post, I'm gay. My whole family knows I'm gay, including the uncle that I told off. So we were having our Thanksgiving dinner(SUPER early, I know, but we had two reasons. We had family coming up from Florida(we live in Michigan) that actually hit the road right after this dinner. We wanted to include them, obviously, since we don't get to see them a whole lot. The other reason is basically just the pandemic. Everyone in our family is currently healthy and since that could change at any moment we just had the dinner as soon as possible.) So, everyone gets to the dinner, and I'm on the couch, texting the guy I'm currently dating. The Uncle in question, let's call him Sam, looks over my shoulder and sees me texting him. By the way, he's met this person and knows he's my boyfriend. The first words out of his mouth, and I quote, are, "When are you going to stop messing around with other guys and get a girlfriend?" I ask Sam what he meant, and he repeats the question. I tell him that I don't ever plan on having a girlfriend, since I am both dating someone and not interested in girls. He says that it's "just a phase", and that I'll "grow out of it soon enough". So after just looking at him for like 5 seconds trying to determine whether he was actually serious or not, I ask him if it was also a phase to not have a job, girlfriend, or even a house(This is true, he literally lives in a family member's basement because he can't hold down a stable job.). Now it was his turn to stare at me. He just says that you can't talk to adults that way and goes up to bother someone else. So my mom and step-dad are currently arguing on whether or not to ground me over this, since in my step-dad's family, talking back to adults is not allowed whatsoever and heavily punished. You essentially have to go along with whatever they say, because they're older than you. If you talked back to an adult when he was a kid, you'd be grounded for a long time, like a couple of months(although I don't know exactly what they would've taken away when he was a kid, because he didn't have a phone and I doubt gaming consoles were around.). On the other hand, my mom thinks that I was in the right since he was being homophobic and I was just defending myself. So I was wondering, AITA for telling him off?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:09 |
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Step-Dad's family had to invent a rule about not letting kids own their parents because it happens too often. the Simpson's gene is real
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:28 |
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OhAreThey posted:I think it's weird that some people are like "a 21 year old virgin?? What a creep!" but think a 14 year old having sex is A-OK! Adults who gently caress teenagers are weird, but teenagers wanting to gently caress each other is extremely normal, and not being able to seal the deal with at least one other teenager before you turn 20 is a red flag. It’s not a big deal in the long run, but it definitely puts you in the “latest bloomer” quintile, where most other people will have experience with this life step and the emotional experience that comes with it and you won’t.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:29 |
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Sad lol at the idea that being violent, abusive or even muderous is any obstacle at all to losing your virginity. Evidence: this entire thread
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:32 |
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Do you wipe your rear end? Then you're in the top 1%.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:36 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:and not being able to seal the deal with at least one other teenager before you turn 20 is a red flag. What's the normal place to have sex for teens if they don't go to college and live with their parents? One person's house or the other? I can't shake the class disparity latent in the question.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:39 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Do you wipe your rear end? Then you're in the top 1%. Yeah but thats the % not getting laid. If anything based on these stories you need to be a self-destructive literal poo poo goblin with a love of arguing and not holding gainful employment. Works for all genders and orientations.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:39 |
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kimbo305 posted:What's the normal place to have sex for teens if they don't go to college and live with their parents? One person's house or the other? In someone's car or at whoever's place while the single parent or both parents are working
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:44 |
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kimbo305 posted:What's the normal place to have sex for teens if they don't go to college and live with their parents? One person's house or the other? Google says the average age for someone in the us to have sex for the first time is 17. So that’s like half of them, before college age, loving in the back of the car or behind the weed smoking tree in the woods or climbing up onto balconies and thru bedroom windows or whatever teens do. Hormones makes you sex crazed and makes you reckless 🤷🏼♂️
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:45 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:not being able to seal the deal with at least one other teenager before you turn 20 is a red flag. What the heck are you talking about? I really don't understand how anyone could believe this? It reads to me that you only know or talk to people in a very specific cultural niche that are all very similar.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:52 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:loving in the back of the car or behind the weed smoking tree in the woods or climbing up onto balconies and thru bedroom windows or whatever teens do.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:57 |
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Is this some kind of troll to out virgin goons
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 19:02 |
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Walh Hara posted:What the heck are you talking about? I really don't understand how anyone could believe this? It reads to me that you only know or talk to people in a very specific cultural niche that are all very similar. Numbers don’t lie? If the average age is 17 then you are really really on the tail end by the time you are 20-21, like last 5% or something. If you are the last virgin anyone knows people are gonna worry about it, like, that’s exactly what happened in the post where she’s worried the experience might be too much for him, or that he might not know what he is getting into. The older you get missing out on an experience everyone else has had the more people are gonna wonder if something is wrong.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 19:03 |
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Lol are we going to imply only rich teenagers gently caress?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 19:07 |
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kimbo305 posted:What's the normal place to have sex for teens if they don't go to college and live with their parents? One person's house or the other? So money gatekeeps teens from having sex. Got it. That certainly checks out.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Numbers don’t lie? If the average age is 17 then you are really really on the tail end by the time you are 20-21, like last 5% or something. Numbers are meaningless though? W.r.t. determining whether it's a red flag you need to know way more about somebody his/her culture and circumstances before you can apply such a ridiculous broad brush. Plus, if you find stats that important then don't invent them: post a distribution plot to prove your point.
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