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I dumped 200GW of energy into my rice and the atoms turned into plasma and then gamma rays, all I have is leftover nitrogen I can't eat this!
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Nov 20, 2021 23:40
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PSA: get an instant pot. You can cook rice or anything else perfectly in no time
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Nov 20, 2021 23:42
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instant pots are usually made of normal terrestrial metals that can't handle rice burning at four trillion degrees There are some interesting concepts in modern fusion reactor prototypes that may one day allow us to eat rice
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Nov 20, 2021 23:55
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I too enjoy crispy rice that's been hit with half hour of radiation.
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Nov 20, 2021 23:56
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I just keep my rice in my pocket next to my phone so the 5Gs cook it
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Nov 20, 2021 23:56
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I forgot grits in the microwave once and made an inedible corn puck
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Nov 21, 2021 00:00
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Rectal Death Adept posted:instant pots are usually made of normal terrestrial metals that can't handle rice burning at four trillion degrees What's better, a Stellarator Instapot or a Tokamak Instapot?
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Nov 21, 2021 00:07
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^^ this poster gets it first of all it's pronounced instapot and it is the best way to cook rice I have to agree
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Nov 21, 2021 00:08
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I put my rice at one of the collision points for the LHC and it turned into a soup of exotic particles.
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Nov 21, 2021 00:15
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This? It was once rice. It now simply is.
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Nov 21, 2021 00:16
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Rime posted:I tried to cook rice in the microwave in a "microwave safe" Nordicware dish thing, it melted and caught fire at the 25 minute mark. Get a rice cooker
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Nov 21, 2021 00:22
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Fame Douglas posted:What's better, a Stellarator Instapot or a Tokamak Instapot? Tokamaks are a more optimal shape for getting your rice as hot as the surface of the sun Theoretically at least They've been promising that I'm 20 years away from fully cooking rice for the past 60 years
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Nov 21, 2021 00:29
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jesus christ don't get an instapot, use the stuff you already have instead of buying more garbage you can cook rice in a normal pot and it's easy and fine
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Nov 21, 2021 00:29
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buy more garbage while you still can
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Nov 21, 2021 00:36
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imagine actually worrying about your consumption now, at the end of all things
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Nov 21, 2021 00:38
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I've been living with a zojirushi that has survived several moves, periods of living out of my car and plugging it into external outlets on buildings and pouring bottled water into it for prep, and just general extreme use, and I don't think I can ever go back to anything else. It still makes basically perfect rice every single time, and it's surprisingly versatile on what you can cook in it honestly. Someday I'm gonna have to replace it and it's gonna suck poo poo. 
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Nov 21, 2021 00:39
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Rime please tell me about the dire straits being experienced by the Four Seasons Vancouver
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Nov 21, 2021 00:42
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T-Paine posted:PSA: get an instant pot. You can cook rice or anything else perfectly in no time Just got done turning an 8lb pork shoulder into pulled pork and second this opinon.
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Nov 21, 2021 00:48
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rime of the acrid microwaver
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Nov 21, 2021 01:10
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All this time I've been taking Rime's word as gospel but now you're telling me he can't make rice? Maybe this whole climate change thing is made up!
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Nov 21, 2021 02:03
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oh awesome!, i don't have to worry about the end of the world now. I'm going buy 3 rice cookers and a couple dozen plastic leftover containers to cook a months worth of rice with microplastics to celebrate.
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Nov 21, 2021 02:19
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Marenghi posted:oh awesome!, i don't have to worry about the end of the world now. don't see how those two statements have any connection
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Nov 21, 2021 02:23
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Rime posted:It's 30 minutes to cook rice in a microwave. I was very tired. what the gently caress. lmao
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Nov 21, 2021 02:25
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Nov 21, 2021 02:47
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Rectal Death Adept posted:Tokamaks are a more optimal shape for getting your rice as hot as the surface of the sun
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Nov 21, 2021 02:55
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Rime posted:It's 30 minutes to cook rice in a microwave. I was very tired. rime buddy turn the microwave off of whatever whackass 5% power saver mode it's got and on to full blast electricity rationing hasn't started yet
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Nov 21, 2021 02:59
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Source4Leko posted:I put my rice at one of the collision points for the LHC and it turned into a soup of exotic particles. Italian wedding particle soup, Fermi would be proud
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Nov 21, 2021 03:41
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an inch!  
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Nov 21, 2021 03:55
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I cook my loving rice in a loving pot like a pleb
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Nov 21, 2021 03:57
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the important part is that you're all rinsing your rice well first... right?
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Nov 21, 2021 04:00
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duomo posted:rime of the acrid microwaver
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Nov 21, 2021 04:04
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500 good dogs posted:the important part is that you're all rinsing your rice well first... right? absolutely. learning that was a game changer.
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Nov 21, 2021 04:05
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Radirot posted:an inch! look, they promised to create a $1 trillion a year disaster relief fund for developing nations after roundly failing to create a $100 billion a year fund before this incredible step forward, politicians making strictly nonbinding promises of things an order of magnitude higher than was previously nonbindingly promised and failed, is the kind of bold action that you couldn't expect 20 years ago the numbers have gone so far up, you see
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Nov 21, 2021 04:06
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Complications posted:look, they promised to create a $1 trillion a year disaster relief fund for developing nations after roundly failing to create a $100 billion a year fund before 
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Nov 21, 2021 04:08
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I feel pity for unwashed rice enjoyers
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Nov 21, 2021 04:17
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I haven't laughed this much in a long time fuckin 30 minutes
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Nov 21, 2021 04:43
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wash your rice, soak your beans
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Nov 21, 2021 04:57
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Stevie Lee posted:soak your beans and then put them into your chili
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Nov 21, 2021 05:04
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500 good dogs posted:and then put them into your chili Come, sweet Chili of Forgetfulness.
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Nov 21, 2021 05:09
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500 good dogs posted:the important part is that you're all rinsing your rice well first... right? sticky rice is better
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