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Oh god. Mazri has opinions on Rittenhouse. And apparently so does Garfield. https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1461879121869512706
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I don't think I've ever seen a more jarring use of "fuckin"
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Sex Robot posted:Oh god. Now if we only had a way to abolish the judiciary and replace it with a form of justice based entirely on Jim Davis creations E: Surprising Nathen didn't go straight for Garfield's beloved cach phrase and say that Kyle Rittenhouse should be dragged out into the street and shot. steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Nov 20, 2021 |
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Uphold Nermalist thought
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Sex Robot posted:Oh god. Nathen's #farm2prison idea cratered before it began
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Sex Robot posted:Oh god. Truly a fate worse than death or life in prison.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 23:41 |
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Im sorry, I read every post in this thread but it's still not clear to me: What did Nathen mean with that deodorant tweet? Is he selling edible deodorants now? Is it an allegory? Organic deodorant is for your armpits what big cow lasagna is for your mouth...and he thought he needs to share this thought with everyone... I feel dizzy Edit: I think I cracked it now. Mazri is insane and he tweets nonsense, that's all there is to it The Alchemist fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Nov 21, 2021 |
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The Alchemist posted:Im sorry, I read every post in this thread but it's still not clear to me: What did Nathen mean with that deodorant tweet? Is he selling edible deodorants now? Is it an allegory? Organic deodorant is for your armpits what big cow lasagna is for your mouth...and he thought he needs to share this thought with everyone... I feel dizzy Nathen has found The One deodorant, believes it has miraculous health benefits, and has taken it upon his celibate self to bcome a brand ambassador for it... except there's no brand because it isn't sold yet. In other words, he's a bored rich guy who periodically latches onto dumb bullshit in hopes of plugging the gaping hole in his soul. steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Nov 21, 2021 |
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I only found this thread recently after poking around GBS after The Event and I think this post from page 1 sums it up:Icochet posted:What the gently caress is going on
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I think the essential nature of this thread is that it is unknowable, the answer to the question of "what the gently caress is going on?"
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Icochet posted:What the gently caress is going on Not much, just the world's youngest Garfield licensee with 100%natural lips working on an edible deodorant to sell with his farm2plate Scooby-Doo big cow lasagna while tweeting about his ongoing celibacy. You?
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:36 |
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Calling a deodorant "food" is admittedly crazy, but perfectly in line with other crazy "wellness" people like Gwyneth Paltrow using words in ways they were never meant to be used. Maybe he has found his people at last!
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Dr. Quarex posted:Calling a deodorant "food" is admittedly crazy, but perfectly in line with other crazy "wellness" people like Gwyneth Paltrow using words in ways they were never meant to be used. Maybe he has found his people at last! They both ratchet up the gaslighting inherent in capitalism to full report. It's entertaining except I wish I could say it was harmless.
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Yes, Richard, I have stairs in my house.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:55 |
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You couldnt have this level of entergagement in a communist system, that's for sure.
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Sex Robot posted:Oh god.
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I'm unclear as to which formative years were spent in Montreal or KSA but it often seems like he's thinking in a different language and then just translating it verbatim to English, leading to some odd word choices and sentiments.
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Culturally, French-speaking Canada can often seem as distant as anywhere in the Middle East... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K4aTlsC8zM&t=35s
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So …. What is he selling now ? Lamb deodorant? Organic hot dog lasagna?
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Partycat posted:So …. What is he selling now ? Lamb deodorant? Organic hot dog lasagna? You gotta speak french to get it.
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Nathan would be an outstanding channel 5 interview
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jesus christ that's grim.
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The Alchemist posted:Im sorry, I read every post in this thread but it's still not clear to me: What did Nathen mean with that deodorant tweet? Is he selling edible deodorants now? Is it an allegory? Organic deodorant is for your armpits what big cow lasagna is for your mouth...and he thought he needs to share this thought with everyone... I feel dizzy I THINK that he thinks that it's so all-natural that using it will give you nutrients, similar to eating food. That's the only way it makes sense.
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CodfishCartographer posted:I THINK that he thinks that it's so all-natural that using it will give you nutrients, similar to eating food. That's the only way it makes sense. He has studied most deodorants in the lab. I guess he must know what he's talking about.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:This is low-key the weirdest thread on all of the forums right now I'm pretty sure. This whole thing gives me David Lynch feelings in the worst way. Maybe Nathen will start giving us weird weather report videos!
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The Alchemist posted:Im sorry, I read every post in this thread but it's still not clear to me: What did Nathen mean with that deodorant tweet? Is he selling edible deodorants now? Is it an allegory? Organic deodorant is for your armpits what big cow lasagna is for your mouth...and he thought he needs to share this thought with everyone... I feel dizzy He is selling deodorant now (though, on second thought, he might not be selling it and is just introducing us to a product he encountered that he feels we would enjoy, but would have to purchase on our own from someone else). It isn't edible. But, see, he sells food. So he is explaining how this new product, also available from Garfield Eats, is like food, and the qualities it shares with lasagna.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 05:59 |
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Im so glad he took the time to explain deodorant to us in food-related vocabulary. That one was probably aimed directly for goons
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The Alchemist posted:Not much, just the world's youngest Garfield licensee with 100%natural lips working on an edible deodorant to sell with his farm2plate Scooby-Doo big cow lasagna while tweeting about his ongoing celibacy. You? This is a loving thing of beauty, I wish thread titles didn't have such a low limit on characters.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:This is low-key the weirdest thread on all of the forums right now I'm pretty sure. This whole thing gives me David Lynch feelings in the worst way. What gives you that impression? This is all... very normal.
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Liked by boobieslayer517
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this is perfect; I have no notes
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Finding out (unsurprisingly) that Rittenhouse got away with it in the Garfield Eats thread is oddly fitting.
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Elephant Ambush posted:Liked by boobieslayer517 Lol. I missed that.
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Wait, Scooby Eats is a thing too!? *finds website, watches video* His beard makes me uncomfortable I have so many things to discover in this thread…
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