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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mybigcrack/status/1460958792028504065

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Well Twitter, if you think that’s sensitive material, I guess you go on ahead.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
They don't want you to know you can just go to the bottom of the ocean and get frozen gas for free.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
So this is basically the crab equivalent of the guy being questioned by the cops for huffing spray paint out of a bag and him denying it despite the ring of paint around his nose and mouth?

(Sort of) actual content: https://www.facebook.com/118648148187878/posts/4906080892777889/?app=fbl

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I know we like to make fun, but deep down you know for a fact that if you were sitting by some frozen gas you'd give it a taste.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
Here's the original video. The frozen gas stuck to its face "forming a milk moustache of solid hydrate" :crabcourse::gas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq7MFJGTnX0&t=42s

quote:

This video was recorded during an expedition led by MBARI Senior Scientist Peter Brewer that was exploring methane gas deposits off the coast of Vancouver Island, British Columbia. While surveying the seafloor, the science team observed a deep-sea crab interacting with naturally occurring methane which was bubbling from the seafloor. Methane hydrate, a solid ice of methane, formed when the crab attempted to 'eat' the bubbles. This video illustrates an unusual property of hydrocarbon gas behavior under the extreme pressure and cold temperatures found at 1,260 meters below the oceans surface. It also gives us one example of how organisms living on the seafloor might interact with naturally occurring hydrocarbons.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Hungry Computer posted:

Here's the original video. The frozen gas stuck to its face "forming a milk moustache of solid hydrate" :crabcourse::gas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq7MFJGTnX0&t=42s

What a disgusting slob

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
NO TOUCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVPFuvYuZ5Y

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://i.imgur.com/I6sAXzv.mp4

naem
May 29, 2011


climb the tip top

time to snip snop

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


All hail king Crabulon!

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Once the crabs master semaphore it's all over for us humans.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


lol its doing the safety dance

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Crabs... still real good.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I had a male fiddler that liked to do that, mostly at night and against the side of the terrarium they were in.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Domo Arigato
Crabo Roboto

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/MissedFrizzle/status/1461712056084799490

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


:yeeclaw:

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



:yeeclaw:

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Rise up my family, rise up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH99TZwjbns

News going all crazy for the yearly trek.

OgNar fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 20, 2021

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Plague!? Rude.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Imagine calling a swarm of delightful crabs a plague.

In 2021 during an actual plague no less!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i love it :yeeclaw:

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
Dorippe frascone, the carrier crab





And a naked one showing their special echinoderm grasping limbs:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

:yeeclaw:

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

:yeeclaw:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1462300895195009024

Shrimp shoes

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Hungry Computer posted:

Dorippe frascone, the carrier crab


And a naked one showing their special echinoderm grasping limbs:


:nws: that poo poo!


Jk.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ol6RQhqxo

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Shrimp shoes
Sponge hat
I don't worry cuz my wallet's fat

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

Shrimp shoes
Sponge hat
I don't worry cuz my wallet's fat
They all touch tip-top just as fast as they can
Cuz every girl crazy bout a Snip Snop Man

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/giqtGYLQ_xM

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Octopuses, crabs and lobsters to be recognised as sentient beings under UK law following LSE report findings

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Long after the carcinization and extinction of all organic life on earth the crab AI overlord will run simulations of every person who ever lived and torture those who didn't respect our briny buddies. Obvious the crab AI will have access to the entire internet and will spare all the posters in this thread, yeeclaw.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Ror posted:

Long after the carcinization and extinction of all organic life on earth the crab AI overlord will run simulations of every person who ever lived and torture those who didn't respect our briny buddies. Obvious the crab AI will have access to the entire internet and will spare all the posters in this thread, yeeclaw.

Roko's Crabilisk??

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/gitfpodcast/status/1462384411018727424

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Man, I have pondered a hell of a lot of crab immorality. I could be a crab philosopher, maybe even Crab Pope or something.

E: wait, is it immorality or immortality? Cuz that crabs with swords game seems pretty close to Crab Highlander.

Also the cartoon is very helpful:

Ok it’s immortality.


Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers
Heh
And here we are, we're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We've come to be the rulers of you all
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of crabs, yeah, yeah
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
Take me to the future of you all

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Nov 22, 2021

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I prefer immorality

Just thinkin' about crab crimes

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


This dude needs to dump her. He deserves better than someone that can't appreciate pondering the crabs immortality

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