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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
There have been a lot of flu outbreaks because a bunch of people aren't getting flu shots.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Lamar is gonna take a massive dump in the morning and feel fine.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lamar with the world's first case of Covid 20.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

fartknocker posted:

Lamar is gonna take a massive dump in the morning and feel fine.

Hell, same.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Lamar will take a dump on the field and then the Bears will be flagged for having twelve men on the field.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Mega64 posted:

Lamar will take a dump on the field and then the Bears will be flagged for having twelve men on the field.

The Ravens are clearly saving that play for one of the games against the Browns.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Watch Lamar have just the regular flu.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Lamar just has the scourge of baseball, flu like symptoms

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Its Rinaldo posted:

Lamar just has the scourge of baseball, flu like symptoms

Hungover?

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




sharknado slashfic posted:

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1462137241661321220

Rumor has it there's a cold going around. That said, it's probably monkeypox or some poo poo.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/monkeypox-case-reported-in-maryland/

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Chris James 2 posted:

lamar playoff wins: 1
lamar covid positives: 3

Before this season he was 1 Covid Case and 1 playoff win. Deep playoff run is certain.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Before this season he was 1 Covid Case and 1 playoff win. Deep playoff run is certain.

Or he’s just getting to his COVID peak and will start having them harder

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1462164223023144971?t=y8-URyMuX1IgtZiQXSODZQ&s=19

Bosa playing :)

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

sharknado slashfic posted:

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1462137241661321220

Rumor has it there's a cold going around. That said, it's probably monkeypox or some poo poo.

I'm afraid he might have given Jevon Holland something

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
It's Tom Brady

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1462068346187300872

https://twitter.com/AdamHBeasley/status/1461445929102364676

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

CharlestheHammer posted:

Or he’s just getting to his COVID peak and will start having them harder

Lamar is reportedly in the best Covid shape of his life

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I'm pretty sure that soon after it was reported that the Bucs had a 100% vax rate, that someone on these forums claimed a player was using a fake card.

In hindsight, that seems like a safe bet with AB being the player, but still, well played, goon.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Codependent Poster posted:

I'm pretty sure that soon after it was reported that the Bucs had a 100% vax rate, that someone on these forums claimed a player was using a fake card.

In hindsight, that seems like a safe bet with AB being the player, but still, well played, goon.

It's rare to get 100% in anything really cept vidya

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

:thejoke:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

I'm pretty sure that soon after it was reported that the Bucs had a 100% vax rate, that someone on these forums claimed a player was using a fake card.

In hindsight, that seems like a safe bet with AB being the player, but still, well played, goon.

It was probably a handful of people although the the speculation was centered more specifically on a player with an aversion to science who believes the rules don't apply to him.

AJA
Mar 28, 2015

fsif posted:

a player with an aversion to science

:colbert: excuse me, but Tom Brady is well-documented as having complete belief in the Ideal Gas Law.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The chef made the accusation that another player gave it to him on Thursday when this broke. Not sure why it’s being tweeted again. Guess Florio missed that.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Mr. Nice! posted:

When I say something is trivial to verify, I don't mean there's a portal that people can just log in and check. They'd have to track down the shot location and have appropriate authorization paperwork. I don't believe there's anything like that for Florida. I doubt there's a central database. That doesn't mean there's no record.

If they were smart, they'd just get the vaccine from a source that would fill the card with legit data, then just shoot their dose into a potted plant.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Remember how everyone was saying the NFL had the most stringent vaccine mandates?

Well, I'm not feeling they're stringent at all!

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

seiferguy posted:

Remember how everyone was saying the NFL had the most stringent vaccine mandates?

Well, I'm not feeling they're stringent at all!

Rodgers only got fined because he brought to light the rule that almost every unvaxxed player was publicly breaking. NFL doesn't give half a poo poo unless there's a real threat of forfeited games due to outbreaks.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1462387735713488897?s=21

"Hey Ian, might not play so well today or the rest of the year, but it's NOT because of Covid. I got this thing with my toe."

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:
https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1462259926508744712?s=21

Views:
Lamar gonna poop his pants in live TV.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"That's right, SICK of playing for the Ravens that is!"

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
The funny thing about vaccinedeflategate is that the nfl should have had nfl physicians/staff administering the biden poison so there would have never been any question.

Incredible brains on these lads at nfl.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

Deki posted:

Rodgers only got fined because he brought to light the rule that almost every unvaxxed player was publicly breaking. NFL doesn't give half a poo poo unless there's a real threat of forfeited games due to outbreaks.

The NFL doesn't really care because COVID has almost no impact on NFL athletes, but they have to pretend to care so people with nothing better going on don't launch an outrage crusade against them.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I think the NFL cares a little bit about the vaccination & health status of their players, in as much on how drastic it effects gambling lines.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

three posted:

The NFL doesn't really care because COVID has almost no impact on NFL athletes, but they have to pretend to care so people with nothing better going on don't launch an outrage crusade against them.

Dion Dawkins almost died.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

fsif posted:

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1462387735713488897?s=21

"Hey Ian, might not play so well today or the rest of the year, but it's NOT because of Covid. I got this thing with my toe."

There's a possibility that this is related to COVID: https://www.aad.org/public/diseases/coronavirus/covid-toes

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Well they care in that a player like Rodgers missing significant time is really bad for the bottom line. But they also don’t want to actually have to do anything. A real conundrum

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

fsif posted:

Dion Dawkins almost died.

Fair. Force the unhealthy obese linemen to take it.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Hot Diggity! posted:

There's a possibility that this is related to COVID: https://www.aad.org/public/diseases/coronavirus/covid-toes

How many loving symptoms can COVID have?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1462445600805425152?s=24

:rip: lol

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
Hope they wear the black pants today to cover up him pooping himself when sacked.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

three posted:

Hope they wear the white pants today to show him pooping himself when sacked.

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Bird in a Blender posted:

How many loving symptoms can COVID have?

Basically anything even remotely related to the circulatory system. Also it turns out viral infections are pretty bad and actual influenza infections wreak similar levels of havoc on the body. We've been really cavalier about the flu for years, probably shouldn't have been!

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